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Bert Le Clos

How well do you all know your houses? You just know there's one of these tucked away somewhere

 

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How well do you all know your houses? You just know there's one of these tucked away somewhere

 

Yes or this:-

 

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Why the hell did i open this thread?!

 

Even worse, why did you come back?

 

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Even worse, why did you come back?

 

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It's like an illness. I keep coming back :sob:
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Spiders don't bother me in the slightest.  However, earwigs do.  I hate those little ######.  I remember when i was wee, me and my sister were playing sword fighting out the back with two hollow garden canes.  She swung the cane downwards and an entire nest of the wee *******s flew out the end and went all over me.  I still have nightmares about that 35 years later.

 

Wasps too.  If you see some arse doing an Indian rain dance it will be me acting like a big jessie.

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Say What Again

Viagra spiders!

 

Which can found in your local Tesco.

 

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A mother was horrified when she opened a bag of Tesco bananas and discovered something deadly lurking inside.

The fruit was infested with eggs of the Brazilian Wandering Spider, the world?s most venomous spider, which can kill a human in under an hour.

Maria Layton, 43, said the eggs started to hatch after she opened the bag for her daughter Siri, six.

The bite of the Brazilian Wandering Spider can also give a man a painful four-hour erection ? its venom is currently being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.

 

 

*WARNING* Daily Mail link, start taking offence now etc http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2991206/Shopper-s-shock-discovering-bananas-Tesco-infested-hundreds-deadly-Brazilian-spiders-hatching-eggs.html

 

EDIT: Telegraph link http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/11466651/Spider-that-can-give-men-four-hour-erections-found-in-Tesco-bananas.html

 

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peter_hmfc

I'm sure that picture is already on this thread.

It's the story that's the point.

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I'm pretty sure I would die on the spot if I walked into that room and they just fell to the floor like that.

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