Gregory House M.D. Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Or it could be that he was composing himself to talk. Like most people do when they aren't droning Leithiopian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego10 Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Heres a stoater! "I have just been watching the Bryan Jackson interview on the BBC. Now, something potentially interesting about his body language has occurred to me. If you notice, he appears very uncomfortable in what he is saying, in particular when he is not speaking he is continually swallowing heavily. If there are any psychologists out there and people who can read body language, I wonder what their assessment of this is. I once read that a sign of someone not quite telling the truth is that they start swallowing quite heavily as they know that what they are saying is not true and their body language is giving away their discomfort at what they are saying. I am not saying anything, just that that man did not appear comfortable in that interview. Could be, of course, that he is just a very nervous type." That must be a Hearts man on the wind up. No even Hubs fans are that thick surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 It's not just .net that's seething. Facebook is absolutely alive with roasters tonight. "Yous pure stole munney from a poppy charity likesay" It was almost worth going into administration just to feel their seethe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunblestjambo Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Heres a stoater! "I have just been watching the Bryan Jackson interview on the BBC. Now, something potentially interesting about his body language has occurred to me. If you notice, he appears very uncomfortable in what he is saying, in particular when he is not speaking he is continually swallowing heavily. If there are any psychologists out there and people who can read body language, I wonder what their assessment of this is. I once read that a sign of someone not quite telling the truth is that they start swallowing quite heavily as they know that what they are saying is not true and their body language is giving away their discomfort at what they are saying. I am not saying anything, just that that man did not appear comfortable in that interview. Could be, of course, that he is just a very nervous type." Remarkable stuff... I honestly thought the various foi requests or the hot dog chat couldn't be beaten, but I think this might just have done it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 It's not just .net that's seething. Facebook is absolutely alive with roasters tonight. "Yous pure stole munney from a poppy charity likesay" It was almost worth going into administration just to feel their seethe. Alive with roasters on both sides tbf, some of the comments and made up songs on the Gorgie noise page are wonderfully amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tolcross lad Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Heres a stoater! "I have just been watching the Bryan Jackson interview on the BBC. Now, something potentially interesting about his body language has occurred to me. If you notice, he appears very uncomfortable in what he is saying, in particular when he is not speaking he is continually swallowing heavily. If there are any psychologists out there and people who can read body language, I wonder what their assessment of this is. I once read that a sign of someone not quite telling the truth is that they start swallowing quite heavily as they know that what they are saying is not true and their body language is giving away their discomfort at what they are saying. I am not saying anything, just that that man did not appear comfortable in that interview. Could be, of course, that he is just a very nervous type." I think the psychologist would be much more interested in this poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted November 29, 2013 Author Share Posted November 29, 2013 Heres a stoater! "I have just been watching the Bryan Jackson interview on the BBC. Now, something potentially interesting about his body language has occurred to me. If you notice, he appears very uncomfortable in what he is saying, in particular when he is not speaking he is continually swallowing heavily. If there are any psychologists out there and people who can read body language, I wonder what their assessment of this is. I once read that a sign of someone not quite telling the truth is that they start swallowing quite heavily as they know that what they are saying is not true and their body language is giving away their discomfort at what they are saying. I am not saying anything, just that that man did not appear comfortable in that interview. Could be, of course, that he is just a very nervous type." Eh, yes, you are. And, to be honest sugar tits, it's ****ing poetry to my ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pardonmyswag Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Heres a stoater! "I have just been watching the Bryan Jackson interview on the BBC. Now, something potentially interesting about his body language has occurred to me. If you notice, he appears very uncomfortable in what he is saying, in particular when he is not speaking he is continually swallowing heavily. If there are any psychologists out there and people who can read body language, I wonder what their assessment of this is. I once read that a sign of someone not quite telling the truth is that they start swallowing quite heavily as they know that what they are saying is not true and their body language is giving away their discomfort at what they are saying. I am not saying anything, just that that man did not appear comfortable in that interview. Could be, of course, that he is just a very nervous type." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 When all hope has disappeared in a puff of smoke... the last bastion of desperation just has to be to scrutinise the administrator's throat movements. Watch his throat!!! Look at his throat!!! Too much swallyin' ah tell ye. Any boady language gadge wid tell ye that, naw? ****ing lunatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 :wiggo; There is a narrative arc to that body language that...oh I can't finish...ow my sides. GIRFUY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Had a look a .net they are so pissed off at recent developments I can taste their tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Eh, yes, you are. And, to be honest sugar tits, it's ****ing poetry to my ears. Another superb post from you. Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAYEL Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 :av-1001: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dan Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Heres a stoater! "I have just been watching the Bryan Jackson interview on the BBC. Now, something potentially interesting about his body language has occurred to me. If you notice, he appears very uncomfortable in what he is saying, in particular when he is not speaking he is continually swallowing heavily. If there are any psychologists out there and people who can read body language, I wonder what their assessment of this is. I once read that a sign of someone not quite telling the truth is that they start swallowing quite heavily as they know that what they are saying is not true and their body language is giving away their discomfort at what they are saying. I am not saying anything, just that that man did not appear comfortable in that interview. Could be, of course, that he is just a very nervous type." The poor mans been up all night sorting this mess out but during his interview he had a wee pop at the sad barstewards on .net " there's nay Christmas for ma kids this year" there may not be next year either but like my great uncle who play for the famous to him it didn't matter one jot as long as we survived and we will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 (edited) When it comes to trolling your derby rivals, there's no one does it better than us, we show them our gash every now and then and then hit them where it hurts, we're such a tease! Edited November 29, 2013 by johnmitchell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellie0028 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 When it comes to trolling your derby rivals, there's no one does it better than us, we show them our gash every now and then and then hit them where it hurts, we're such a tease! HAHA! John thats the best way yet to sum it up,love it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 (edited) An old favourite... Mr Sergio...I'll convince myself that he's saying **** off.. What a man. What a legend. Edited November 30, 2013 by Arnold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandt Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 (edited) Could there be a more one sided derby in football? Britain - liverpool v everton (85-66) arsenal v spurs (70-53) celtic v rangers (144-159) newcastle v sunderland (53-44) aston villa v birmingham (51-38) dundee v dundee utd (45-71) hearts v hibs (135-78) man utd v man city (67-45) All but Hearts are a few games out. Copied the above from another forum. Stats from - http://www.soccerbas...9&team2_id=1227 Would like to know European derby stats on derbys. I would also like to see a league of top derby scorers. I know Robbo pips Ian Rush (25). Lovely Edited November 30, 2013 by Brandt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Don't forget there is every possibility that Ross County will make a significant contribution to a great weekend. Pretty much a certainty in fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Heres a stoater! "I have just been watching the Bryan Jackson interview on the BBC. Now, something potentially interesting about his body language has occurred to me. If you notice, he appears very uncomfortable in what he is saying, in particular when he is not speaking he is continually swallowing heavily. If there are any psychologists out there and people who can read body language, I wonder what their assessment of this is. I once read that a sign of someone not quite telling the truth is that they start swallowing quite heavily as they know that what they are saying is not true and their body language is giving away their discomfort at what they are saying. I am not saying anything, just that that man did not appear comfortable in that interview. Could be, of course, that he is just a very nervous type." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgie Boys Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 This is the greatest thread on KB. Wish I knew how to do gifs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Pleasing. And we have a new desktop background photo. Great picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 could be right there,thing is going by how the voting went regarding what we thought or hoped the outcome would be to the severity of the punishment that they would get for there cheating,lies,theft and just being pond life,we can only hope that there is a god and they get whats due. having followed this from the start and read every comment and view ,i think the diddies will drop over the next few months as they already (fans) think they will have the nose and a few others there plying there trade at swynie in the next couple of months and when that doesnt happen,the cold days n nights are here,xmas,and their thin squad picks up injuries and suspensions ,i can see them having to sell some player as well,things will be torid for a bit there,and you dont enjoy going to games when your team is not winning games. time will tell but im hoping there will be a few more twists in this before the season is out and think we should start a save Killie fund till May time,i would happily pay ?20/?30 per month if it ment Killie avoided admin till the end of the season and Hearts go down So they are willing to spend more cash to actually put us under. If there was ever any doubt about it , we really, truly, actually broke them on the 19th of May. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 We may yet end up in the situation where Hearts get relegated and they can't even enjoy it properly because they feel like they're settling for 2nd best. . Yep the truth is that "second best" is all that they a re really ever worth. A second rate club with in the main a third rate support who are totally infatuated with their first rate neighbours. It must be a really dark and dismal world these cretins inhabit, totally clouded in failure and worthlessness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 So they are willing to spend more cash to actually put us under. If there was ever any doubt about it , we really, truly, actually broke them on the 19th of May. They can't even get enough punters to pay 20-30 blabs to fill their shitey stadium. What's the chances of them giving up their skag tokens to killie. Delusional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted November 30, 2013 Author Share Posted November 30, 2013 I see they're just making up random scenarios now. Feckin welts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 OH HAI HOBO ROASTERS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 racrter1 informs us: 4-0, 5-1 and virtually any scoreline in the last 10 (20?) years, means hee haw to me, because they basically robbed a country to achieve it. Clean slates all round, and looking forward to another 20 years of rivalry on a level playing field. Our debt was taken on by a new owner, which was unable to pay itself the debt it owed itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgie Boys Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 OH HAI HOBO ROASTERS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 racrter1 informs us: 4-0, 5-1 and virtually any scoreline in the last 10 (20?) years, means hee haw to me, because they basically robbed a country to achieve it. Clean slates all round, and looking forward to another 20 years of rivalry on a level playing field. Our debt was taken on by a new owner, which was unable to pay itself the debt it owed itself. Robbed the country Weve pumped them twice already on this 'level playing field' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Robbed the country Weve pumped them twice already on this 'level playing field' Aye, big physical Hearts (average attendance: 13,000, no money) taking on wee $67bn-GDP, 3m population Lithuania. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Robbed the country Weve pumped them twice already on this 'level playing field' Pumped them twice with everything stacked in their favour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Tears and snotters all round then aye? Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Heres a stoater! "I have just been watching the Bryan Jackson interview on the BBC. Now, something potentially interesting about his body language has occurred to me. If you notice, he appears very uncomfortable in what he is saying, in particular when he is not speaking he is continually swallowing heavily. If there are any psychologists out there and people who can read body language, I wonder what their assessment of this is. I once read that a sign of someone not quite telling the truth is that they start swallowing quite heavily as they know that what they are saying is not true and their body language is giving away their discomfort at what they are saying. I am not saying anything, just that that man did not appear comfortable in that interview. Could be, of course, that he is just a very nervous type." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted November 30, 2013 Author Share Posted November 30, 2013 The level playing field is working out well for them, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I see they're just making up random scenarios now. Feckin welts. I have been told that the moral ones have still to pay money owed to St Andrews Red Cross and that Farmer (the one they constantly rip in to for not investing in the team) is subsidising Butcher's and Mowbray's pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Munch Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Fat Fin, yougurt, CC Bloom, and Clueless Paddy 5 years of suffering and chuck in the 5-1 can you imagine the suffering and pain these welts have gone through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Hilarious. His bum falling out caps a fine FAIL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I have seen this happen for real. The laddie hurt himself a dull yin, however I couldn't resist a chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Heres a stoater! "I have just been watching the Bryan Jackson interview on the BBC. Now, something potentially interesting about his body language has occurred to me. If you notice, he appears very uncomfortable in what he is saying, in particular when he is not speaking he is continually swallowing heavily. If there are any psychologists out there and people who can read body language, I wonder what their assessment of this is. I once read that a sign of someone not quite telling the truth is that they start swallowing quite heavily as they know that what they are saying is not true and their body language is giving away their discomfort at what they are saying. I am not saying anything, just that that man did not appear comfortable in that interview. Could be, of course, that he is just a very nervous type." Clinging to every straw possible. bless them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oldcastlerock2012 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Given the other scenarios, ending up relegated, with no debt and owning our own club would be a massive victory - as big as any cup final. But we should really try to keep calm and not get too ahead of ourselves.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Robbed a country. Telltale throat convulsions. Just a normal day on facepalm.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 just asked Scot Wilson if he would play this at some point today at Tynie.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Yet another grim day for our dot.net friends. Not only the good news from the west of the city will be driving them bad but the creeping realisation that their new manager is just as hopeless as his prececessors. As another poster says, tears and snotters all round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtj2eyLd3zA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmaroon Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Heres a stoater! "I have just been watching the Bryan Jackson interview on the BBC. Now, something potentially interesting about his body language has occurred to me. If you notice, he appears very uncomfortable in what he is saying, in particular when he is not speaking he is continually swallowing heavily. If there are any psychologists out there and people who can read body language, I wonder what their assessment of this is. I once read that a sign of someone not quite telling the truth is that they start swallowing quite heavily as they know that what they are saying is not true and their body language is giving away their discomfort at what they are saying. I am not saying anything, just that that man did not appear comfortable in that interview. Could be, of course, that he is just a very nervous type." In the name of the wee painted fairy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmaroon Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 My Hibs supporting Husband just came home with a bottle of champagne (it was a gift) and I asked if it was for me to celebrate hearts good news today? "No,if for me to open when hibs win the scottish cup" "Eh to go with the 5 bottles you have been saving for years!" Oh how I laughed and will crack open the bottle tonight,even though I dont drink,better than it lying in a cupboard for years on end! It'll be worth a few bob for your great-grandchildren's great-grandchildren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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