Muppetboy Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 What's she on recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Who can tame her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Typical "child star" Im guessing this is about her performance at the mtv awards? Cringeworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 You know what's not sexy? Desperation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Utter state. Wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 "Look at me I'm all sexy and that now buy my records" :cringe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Hound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Who's the dood in the prison outfit ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Who's the dood in the prison outfit ? Robin Thicke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Didn't see her 'performance' but the level of seethe it has produced amongst the arseholes who watch this kind of shite is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 The security guard is definitely giving it 'dat ass.' Anyway.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makateer Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 What's wrong with her tongue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 The tongue thing is weird but she's still easily a 7. Bet her dad has had a go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Baws - I just posted this on the Breaking Bad thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Didn't see her 'performance' but the level of seethe it has produced amongst the arseholes who watch this kind of shite is I dont think people are seething about it, more find it hilariously bad. I read that buzzfeed quite a bit and theres a few belter reaction shots from the crowd there. Rihannas and will smiths family probably being the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc_liam06 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 The security guard is definitely giving it 'dat ass.' Anyway.... Just spat my tea all over my monitor!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Trying far to hard to rid herself of the "Hannah Montana" persona. Very good friends with that co*ksocket Bieber. Says it all really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Still easily above average looking, and a total dirtbox to boot. I for one hope she continues on this path she's set herself on. Needs to work on a better ass if she's to continue with this twerking business though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 You know what's not sexy? Desperation. Don't always agree with you 2nafish but this time your bang on What is it Disney do to these people ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Porcupine Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 I'm positive she was high as a kite during this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Link to vid...? Too lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Jersey_HMFC Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 used to be a tidy bursd, but now with her lesbian haricut, weird antics and dress sense.. meh, I wouldnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queensferryjambo Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Desperate and sad from Miley - but then again Robert Thicke is 36 married with kids and simulating sex with a 20 year old insane girl so is he equally as sad? Why can't Miley keep her tongue in her head - is it a hydration problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makateer Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Link to vid...? Too lazy. Don't bother. Imagine a 12 year old girl wearing rubber underwear and constantly trying to lick her earlobe. People on this thread saying they would? It's actually made my dick shrink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Anyone male who says they wouldn't shag her is either 1) a liar or 2) a homosexual. If the answer is 1) I'd also guess they'd shagged far worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Tell you what, she's no Lindsay Lohan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Jersey_HMFC Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Anyone male who says they wouldn't shag her is either 1) a liar or 2) a homosexual. If the answer is 1) I'd also guess they'd shagged far worse. Before maybe when she looked like this, aye Now? Aye, I'd pass on a skinny weirdo with a lesbian haircut and shan tatoos, must be gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 :smackdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makateer Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Anyone male who says they wouldn't shag her is either 1) a liar or 2) a homosexual. If the answer is 1) I'd also guess they'd shagged far worse. There is absolutely nothing remotely sexual about her in that VMA performance. Nothing. If that turns people on, then they are obviously at the height of puberty and have never had any contact with a woman before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Rubbish paps. Would not bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Would. I would imagine she'd be trying to bite you and screaming obscenities. Would be an experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Trying far to hard to rid herself of the "Hannah Montana" persona. Very good friends with that co*ksocket Bieber. Says it all really. exactly, problem is she has decided that going to the other extreme. It just looks tacky and desperate. Especially doing that tounge thing every 5 seconds. Must admit when I first saw this and Lady Gaga in her latest dress, I thought I get feminists, I almost get your disgust at the music industry, but for me its more that it just isn't appealing. It seems every female artist has to be simulating sex on stage, male artists are now realising just put naked women in your music video get instant publicity before you change it to a more safe one. As for Cyrus, as people said, she looked better before this. Now she is a skinny mannequin, with unappealing hair and a very average face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Let's look here. ? Smaller chest than most men ? Skinnier than most most men (and not in a good way. You can be skinny and have curves, she looks like a pre-pubescent laddy) ? The attitude of a pre-pubescent laddy. Attention whore. ? No feminine-like curves ? Shorter hair than most men If she had a decent haircut and worked on her body, she'd be a 9 or 10. She used to be one of my favourite women in the world in all honesty. Not now though. Oh, and yeah I certainly have done worse. But at least they had breasts, an arse, hair and resembled a female. They were also at least mentally over the age of 10. Miley Cyrus right now acts and looks like a 10 year old boy. Not attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 I feel a bit dirty because I thought she was a lot tidier when she was younger. A celebration when she turned 18 Now she's filthy, and not sexy with it at all. Still would though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 She was 100 times tidier as the girl next door. These clowns must get adviced by their management to act the bam for more publicity. They are all at it. There is also something in the fact that about 99% of child stars turn out to be mentally ill. Apart from gosling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 She was 100 times tidier as the girl next door. These clowns must get adviced by their management to act the bam for more publicity. They are all at it. There is also something in the fact that about 99% of child stars turn out to be mentally ill. Apart from gosling Oh I agree 100% she used to be tidier. Bit more beef on the bone, flowing brunette locks I just find it unfathomable that any red blooded male would turn that down if it was on a plate in front of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Oh I agree 100% she used to be tidier. Bit more beef on the bone, flowing brunette locks I just find it unfathomable that any red blooded male would turn that down if it was on a plate in front of them. Full of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortyJambo Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 She was 100 times tidier as the girl next door. These clowns must get adviced by their management to act the bam for more publicity. They are all at it. There is also something in the fact that about 99% of child stars turn out to be mentally ill. Apart from gosling This is a good article on why former child stars go crazy from a former child star, Mara Wilson (who played Matilda, was in Mrs Doubtfire and Miracle on 34th Street) http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-reasons-child-stars-go-crazy-an-insiders-perspective/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Let's look here. ? Smaller chest than most men ? Skinnier than most most men (and not in a good way. You can be skinny and have curves, she looks like a pre-pubescent laddy) ? The attitude of a pre-pubescent laddy. Attention whore. ? No feminine-like curves ? Shorter hair than most men If she had a decent haircut and worked on her body, she'd be a 9 or 10. She used to be one of my favourite women in the world in all honesty. Not now though. Oh, and yeah I certainly have done worse. But at least they had breasts, an arse, hair and resembled a female. They were also at least mentally over the age of 10. Miley Cyrus right now acts and looks like a 10 year old boy. Not attractive. Basically she's not fat enough? She'd still absolutely get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makateer Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Oh I agree 100% she used to be tidier. Bit more beef on the bone, flowing brunette locks I just find it unfathomable that any red blooded male would turn that down if it was on a plate in front of them. Some people have standards, Moogsy. Some don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Basically she's not fat enough? She'd still absolutely get it. No. You can be skinny and still have a woman's body. See any Victoria's Secret model/Rihanna/that Cara Delivigne (sp ?). Cyrus is skinny and has the body of a 10 year old boy. Nothing to do with fat. If she got fat, she'd probably look like a fat laddy, especially if she acted like a fat spoilt child and had a haircut straight from Geordie Shore. Look at Beyonce: she isn't fat, but she doesn't have a wee boys body. Also: you can be a fat woman and look like a guy as well. *Insert photo of that Rangers thing with the cigarette here* Basically, there is no getting away from the fact Miley Cyrus has no womanly curves and not a womanly body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 No. You can be skinny and still have a woman's body. See any Victoria's Secret model/Rihanna/that Cara Delivigne (sp ?). Cyrus is skinny and has the body of a 10 year old boy. Nothing to do with fat. If she got fat, she'd probably look like a fat laddy, especially if she acted like a fat spoilt child and had a haircut straight from Geordie Shore. Look at Beyonce: she isn't fat, but she doesn't have a wee boys body. Also: you can be a fat woman and look like a guy as well. *Insert photo of that Rangers thing with the cigarette here* Basically, there is no getting away from the fact Miley Cyrus has no womanly curves and not a womanly body. So you're hassling her for having wee paps? She's got a handful, that's plenty. Not sure what you constitute as "curves". You seem to be sucked into the fat = curvy phenomenon. Miley has hips and a thin waist. She's fairly toned. That latex bikini doesn't do much for her but she's got a nice body imo. I don't look at that and think mingin, that's a 10 year old laddie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Some people have standards, Moogsy. Some don't. Fair play, your standards must be awfully high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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