Harry Potter Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Cillit bang advert with the loud Barry Scott, nippy when he says Easy Peasy , what did he ever do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 (edited) 15 hours ago, peter_hmfc said: This one on the other hand, I thought was quite funny. Edited February 17, 2018 by JWL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Am sure they've been mentioned but those fecking annoying singing 'comediennes' on the Nationwide ads. Bad enough over Christmas but I'm sure they're just trying to piss folk off by giving them another turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroongoals Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 The sky q adverts drive me nuts not so much the ad the frequency of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 This month's winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 The new Halifax one with the Wizard of Oz us genuis I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 These Richard Ayoade adverts are taking the piss, on almost every advert break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Tbh I quite like the politically correct adverts for maltesers. The one I like is the girl with MS describing her sexual encounter and her fit leaving her boyfriend rather satisfied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroongoals Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) Two adverts that do my nut in, the crap poem nationwide adverts I would sack who ever signed that agency up, and the corsa advert with the daft bints all doing the nodding heads to the music Edited July 20, 2018 by maroongoals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 4 hours ago, maroongoals said: Two adverts that do my nut in, the crap poem nationwide adverts I would sack who ever signed that agency up, and the corsa advert with the daft bints all doing the nodding heads to the music The latest Nationwide ad is unbearable. Smug git trying desperately to be "street". A poet laureate, apparently. Bring back the sisters. Equally awful but at least the blond one was cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SectionDJambo Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 All of these adverts for funeral cost insurance do my head in. The acting on them is cringeworthy, with their annoying wee slogans shoved in. I work nights, so watch telly in the morning. They are on repeatedly, obviously targeting retired people, who are more likely to be watching at that time. I have to change channels, to try to avoid them, only to get ambushed by them again. The others that are for younger people, like that annoying couple, who have just moved in together, are equally annoying. The same false acting, with stories about mates who are overjoyed at taking out life insurance, with Beagle Street. They put me off ever considering dealing with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 6 hours ago, martoon said: The latest Nationwide ad is unbearable. Smug git trying desperately to be "street". A poet laureate, apparently. Bring back the sisters. Equally awful but at least the blond one was cute. You must have had a different blonde girl in your version of the adverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Sooperstar said: You must have had a different blonde girl in your version of the adverts. Was thinking the same. A right look of the Clare Baldings about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 On 21/07/2018 at 08:16, Sooperstar said: You must have had a different blonde girl in your version of the adverts. On 21/07/2018 at 09:51, JWL said: Was thinking the same. A right look of the Clare Baldings about her. I think she's bonnie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 21 hours ago, martoon said: I think she's bonnie. No havin that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 The one for the claims company where the actor says in a condescending way' you still haven't claimed on your mis sold PPI, don't you know there's a deadline, Wow. Really annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Adverts for toothpaste where people are cleaning their teeth without using toothpaste!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Are you gonna bingo. Shoot her now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Unfunny, professional Geordie with a voice like nails down a fecking blackboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Is it John Lewis with the Bohemian Rhapsody advert? dire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 The Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers ad with the gimp and his gormless other half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 The new Jeff Stelling "most wonderful time of the year" advert. Pisses me off he can't even sing the first line properly and just rams the second half of the sentence together. It should be "It's the most... wonderful tiiime, of the year." Not, "It's the most... ... ... wonderfultimeoftheyear." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 That Sun Bingo advert with the fat bird trying to sing in a rap style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 The new Sodastream campaign appears to have been written by an Apprentice candidate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 "Monday and Thursday, the best days of the week." **** off Batty. There's a special place reserved for you. In Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Had to give this a bump for the latest round of Nationwide adverts, the stand up comedy ones. Jesus, thought they surely couldn't get any worse than the two bints singing; man I was so fecking wrong. Horrific. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzz Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 The one about going around the world by eating pork!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diadora Van Basten Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 The go compare ad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 23 hours ago, JWL said: Had to give this a bump for the latest round of Nationwide adverts, the stand up comedy ones. Jesus, thought they surely couldn't get any worse than the two bints singing; man I was so fecking wrong. Horrific. Yup that one about not sharing her nuggets. Hope the ***** chokes on them. Oh and I genuinely would stab that sun bingo *****!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 The Nescafé advert where the guy picks out his friends on stage. Moments that matter or some pish. Gushing, middle class, boaking, pattery shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 Any advert that features people pretending to eat things. Obviously because they wanted to do a dozen takes, they only pretend to take a bite but they don't. Sometimes it's painfully obvious and sometimes it's quite well edited but for some reason it gives me the rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Kellogs' "plant based granola" What, as opposed to your meat based coco pops ya pricks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Those Purple Bricks puppets are very annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 The current KFC "What the cluck" really angers me. Some mumbling rap shite in the background and the girl going " what the cluuuuuuck" and her cartoon eyes popping out. Shitemongers. Also, that hipster bullshit Strongbow advert is still doing the rounds with the bearded twats singing Together in Electric Dreams while some more bearded, dreadlocked, pierced hipster twats sing along. Words cannot describe the seethe that erupts in me when I see that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Salad Fingers said: The current KFC "What the cluck" really angers me. Some mumbling rap shite in the background and the girl going " what the cluuuuuuck" and her cartoon eyes popping out. Shitemongers. Also, that hipster bullshit Strongbow advert is still doing the rounds with the bearded twats singing Together in Electric Dreams while some more bearded, dreadlocked, pierced hipster twats sing along. Words cannot describe the seethe that erupts in me when I see that. I can't stand the Strongbow advert. Their product is rank rotten too. Their logo may have had a nice font and is iconic as it featured on many a classic Hearts jersey, but anyone who likes the cider must smoke 40 a day and have burnt off their taste buds. Wouldn't surprise me if the hipster twats were performing at the festival with this cover and renditions of Mumford & Sons tracks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 The Nationwide "comedy" ones. Stand up "comedians" telling jokes about saving money. Ordinarily I would think they were actors but given the state of some stand up comedy these days, they could actually be real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David McCaig Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Surely the Sixt Drive Smug adverts win this thread hands down!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 On 26/09/2019 at 17:39, Samuel Camazzola said: I can't stand the Strongbow advert. Their product is rank rotten too. Their logo may have had a nice font and is iconic as it featured on many a classic Hearts jersey, but anyone who likes the cider must smoke 40 a day and have burnt off their taste buds. Wouldn't surprise me if the hipster twats were performing at the festival with this cover and renditions of Mumford & Sons tracks. Yeah, 2 smarmy ****s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 23 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: Mondays and Thursdays best days of the week. Piss off and shove yer postcode lottery cheques up yer shite shute. Aye. Since February. On 06/02/2019 at 14:37, ...a bit disco said: "Monday and Thursday, the best days of the week." **** off Batty. There's a special place reserved for you. In Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 That Chanel No.5 can **** right off. How can that pass any meetings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 The new Nationwide one for "equity release" (which isn't a thing but that's a rant for another day). Auld wifey says she wants to be able to leave something for her kids as she inherited from her parents. Hubby says naw, feck the kids, sell the house to Nationwide, spend it all and stop feeling guilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 the coors light one with the idiot "swimming" through the snow to get to the pub. arsehole, someone should lock him out and let him feel the cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ominous Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 That Viagra advert is ripping my tits just now, jigging about as if it's his first ride. They are too dear as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 Don’t know what it’s advertising, but if I hear The song “I don’t know why I love you but I do” one more time I’ll ****ing scream!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 The Mrs was watching some Dating show. Howard Brown was on it. So all of the adverts he was in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 "Did anybody say....Just eat...? aaarghhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Horatio Caine said: "Did anybody say....Just eat...? aaarghhh! yes you can have a knuckle sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Horatio Caine said: "Did anybody say....Just eat...? aaarghhh! *somebody. You obviously haven't seen it enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Sooperstar said: *somebody. You obviously haven't seen it enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 "Uuuuuuhhhhh Donnas cakes". "We have targets of course we have. We work hard, play hard..." Get tae **** ye dick. You're a grey haired auld man in a 'wacky' shirt lugging boxes about in a warehouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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