Samuel Camazzola Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 All the Nationwide ones. There's one in the radio that's a poem about Auntie Maude. F*&?1ng hate it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Purple Bricks are doing my nut in these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Purple Bricks are doing my nut in these days They were on Watchdog the other week, because they put customers who chose to pay their fixed fee after the house sale, rather than at the start, on a loan, possibly imalctinng their credit score, without telling them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 That fxxkin' family but in particular the drippy gleekit husband in the Mr Kipling adverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 That **** in the bank adverts, "Can I have your 1st and 3rd numbers of your PIN? Sorry that's the 2nd and 4th.". Prick, deserves to fall down the stairs of a bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 That PaddyPower "Cheeky little gamble" advert. Also the Welsh guy from Betway. I want something catastrophic to happen to everyone involved in those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 The current TalkTalk one with the wife and her fat husband in his jammies singing (badly) along to a song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 The Colgate Total one with the annoying bint on public transport with the massive gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 The Colgate Total one with the annoying bint on public transport with the massive gob. Proportionately, her mouth is longer than the River Nile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Proportionately, her mouth is longer than the River Nile. True. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Proportionately, her mouth is longer than the River Nile. Useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Not TV but those ads you can't skip on youtube and have to watch for 30 seconds or so. There is also the ones that split something you are viewing into segments and they can't be skipped either. They might not last long I know but are still a bit frustrating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diane Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 The Virgin Trains one comparing the experience on a Virgin Train with flying. On the plane, she's got a bloke coughing next to her, and a bouncy toddler behind her. On the train, she's got a whole table for four to herself in a practically empty carriage. Because, yeah, Virgin Trains are always like that. And maybe I would rather listen to thrash metal than Spandau Ballet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 The Virgin Trains one comparing the experience on a Virgin Train with flying. On the plane, she's got a bloke coughing next to her, and a bouncy toddler behind her. On the train, she's got a whole table for four to herself in a practically empty carriage. Because, yeah, Virgin Trains are always like that. And maybe I would rather listen to thrash metal than Spandau Ballet. Didn't win on Pointless type post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 The Nationwide "Poem about friends" **** off. It doesn't even ****ing rhyme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 It should be renamed "Story about boy that desperately wants to get fired into the girl next to him". It should also get to ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8BBA4lQ6Us Never in my life have I thought "I don't like this air freshener coz mah hoose is soakin, I'll get some of that new stuff instead" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 The Nationwide "Poem about friends" **** off. It doesn't even ******* rhyme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 The Nationwide "Poem about friends" **** off. It doesn't even ******* rhyme. The whole Nationwide "shitey student poetry" series is just horrendous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 https://youtu.be/M3F_Y6yqmCA Seriously!!!! Both the guy and his mates deserves a boot in the baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 That smug prat James Corden on the confused.com advert or any advert he's in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 That smug prat James Corden on the confused.com advert or any advert he's in Can?t stand him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 The betting advert with the prick in the wheelchair. Does my brain in. No offence intended to people in wheelchairs but that bloke has a coupon you could kick into next week. Plus the fact the twat is wearing green. This. Watching Soccer Saturday few weeks ago every ****ing ad break. Was ready to launch the remote at the telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 The Bulldog advert with the "telepathic bulldog, yeah, mate, innit like?".Hope the wee arsehole takes a one way trip to the vet. The dog can **** off as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Dilly, Dilly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yabadabadoo1874again Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 We have most of our financial eggs in the Nationwide basket. Their nicey ads turn my stomach. Maybe a wee poem about their bank charges...would be realistic??☹ And that guy who talks to his... dog...about credit scores? ? I do Like the talk talk?? lonesome couch singers ad ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Barry Scott is still a thunderwank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_ Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Life insurance one where he's looking back at a video of himself on the beach 30 years ago with a haircut straight from 2017. Stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 On 08/10/2017 at 23:53, Chaps said: This. Watching Soccer Saturday few weeks ago every ****ing ad break. Was ready to launch the remote at the telly. Hate that ungrateful prick. "Clueless steward clearing the way", be thankful for his assistance you condescending wank. His team scores and the first thing on is mind is to check his accumulator. Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 The Tui/Thomsons ad with that insipid bent wandering about a holiday complex mouthing the words to (what used to be) a great song but due to this ****ing advert is ruined!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 6 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said: The Tui/Thomsons ad with that insipid bent wandering about a holiday complex mouthing the words to (what used to be) a great song but due to this ****ing advert is ruined!!!! It's not the advert itself that annoys me - it's the frequency it's shown on Sky One! You watch an hour long program, you have to see it 8 ****ing times, before and after every advert break. There should be a limit to how many times the same shite advert can be shown in one day. Absolutely ****ing doing my head in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 1 minute ago, jonnothejambo said: Someone needs to let the green clad cockwomble's tyres down. Accumulate that ya smug looking welt. Only good thing is seeing the absolute rage the prick is causing on Twitter . It's like when someone takes the low offer on The Chase. https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=paddy power wheelchair&src=typd&lang=en-gb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 Nationwide. You know the ones. Proper rage inducing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: Nationwide. You know the ones. Proper rage inducing. If it is the one with the so called sisters singing then I change channel right away. It was only tonight I watched it long enough to find out it was for the bank. Just awful viewing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 29 minutes ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: If it is the one with the so called sisters singing then I change channel right away. It was only tonight I watched it long enough to find out it was for the bank. Just awful viewing! The very same. Unfortunately there are multiple versions with different songs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Sooperstar said: The very same. Unfortunately there are multiple versions with different songs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 On 07/10/2017 at 08:58, Samuel Camazzola said: The Colgate Total one with the annoying bint on public transport with the massive gob. Aye and her cringeworthy attempts to look cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 On 8/8/2017 at 17:10, Ill Ray said: The Nationwide ones with annoying teenagers reading out poems they've written. Specifically the one called "Generation Z". The fact that the boy is English but says "Zee" instead of "Zed" gives me the seethe. Agree - pretentious pricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) . Edited February 5, 2018 by martoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 (edited) Harry's razors: "Shaving is like taking a knife to your face" NO. IT *IS* TAKING A KNIFE TO YOUR FACE YOU ******* CRETINS. Edited February 8, 2018 by Cade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Or that other crappy shaving advert that says guys do this when they shave, followed by strange faces being made. I don't shave like that and my mates say they don't either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Joey J J Jr Shabadoo said: Or that other crappy shaving advert that says guys do this when they shave, followed by strange faces being made. I don't shave like that and my mates say they don't either. You do if you're shaving your balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 28 minutes ago, Jefferson Davis Hogg said: You do if you're shaving your balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 The bellend on one of the takeaway adverts singing about chow mein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Celebs Go Dating. If I have to see that fat Essex arsehole of a woman say "all you can eat buffet Chinese" one more time, I might pan my own telly in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, Ill Ray said: Celebs Go Dating. If I have to see that fat Essex arsehole of a woman say "all you can eat buffet Chinese" one more time, I might pan my own telly in. i'm lucky i've only seen that particular advert once and there is not a chance she would turn down an all you can eat anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 The Wren Kitchen one with the fitters crying over the kitchen they are about to hand over. It has to be up there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 On 3 February 2018 at 22:34, All roads lead to Gorgie said: If it is the one with the so called sisters singing then I change channel right away. It was only tonight I watched it long enough to find out it was for the bank. Just awful viewing! Lol agree , it's brutal. I also feel soops rage! Middle England shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 9 hours ago, peter_hmfc said: Glen hoddle was right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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