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Purple Bricks are doing my nut in these days

They were on Watchdog the other week, because they put customers who chose to pay their fixed fee after the house sale, rather than at the start, on a loan, possibly imalctinng their credit score, without telling them.

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That **** in the bank adverts, "Can I have your 1st and 3rd numbers of your PIN? Sorry that's the 2nd and 4th.".

 

Prick, deserves to fall down the stairs of a bus.

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That PaddyPower "Cheeky little gamble" advert.

 

Also the Welsh guy from Betway.

 

I want something catastrophic to happen to everyone involved in those.

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The current TalkTalk one with the wife and her fat husband in his jammies singing (badly) along to a song.  

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The Colgate Total one with the annoying bint on public transport with the massive gob.

Proportionately, her mouth is longer than the River Nile.

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Not TV but those ads you can't skip on youtube and have to watch for 30 seconds or so. There is also the ones that split something you are viewing into segments and they can't be skipped either. They might not last long I know but are still a bit frustrating.

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The Virgin Trains one comparing the experience on a Virgin Train with flying. On the plane, she's got a bloke coughing next to her, and a bouncy toddler behind her. On the train, she's got a whole table for four to herself in a practically empty carriage. Because, yeah, Virgin Trains are always like that.

 

And maybe I would rather listen to thrash metal than Spandau Ballet.

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The Virgin Trains one comparing the experience on a Virgin Train with flying. On the plane, she's got a bloke coughing next to her, and a bouncy toddler behind her. On the train, she's got a whole table for four to herself in a practically empty carriage. Because, yeah, Virgin Trains are always like that.

 

And maybe I would rather listen to thrash metal than Spandau Ballet.

 

Didn't win on Pointless type post.

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It should be renamed "Story about boy that desperately wants to get fired into the girl next to him".

 

It should also get to ****.

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Stupid Sexy Flanders

The Nationwide "Poem about friends"

 

**** off. It doesn't even ******* rhyme.

The whole Nationwide "shitey student poetry" series is just horrendous.

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The betting advert with the prick in the wheelchair.

 

Does my brain in.

 

No offence intended to people in wheelchairs but that bloke has a coupon you could kick into next week.

 

Plus the fact the twat is wearing green.

This.

 

Watching Soccer Saturday few weeks ago every ****ing ad break.

 

Was ready to launch the remote at the telly.

 

:seething:

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The Bulldog advert with the "telepathic bulldog, yeah, mate, innit like?".

Hope the wee arsehole takes a one way trip to the vet.

 

The dog can **** off as well.

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We have most of our financial eggs in the Nationwide basket.

 

Their nicey ads turn my stomach.

 

Maybe a wee poem about their bank charges...would be realistic??☹

 

And that guy who talks to his... dog...about credit scores?  ?

 

I do Like the talk talk?? lonesome couch singers ad ?

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On 08/10/2017 at 23:53, Chaps said:

This.

 

Watching Soccer Saturday few weeks ago every ****ing ad break.

 

Was ready to launch the remote at the telly.

 

:seething:

 

Hate that ungrateful prick. "Clueless steward clearing the way", be thankful for his assistance you condescending wank.

 

His team scores and the first thing on is mind is to check his accumulator. Prick.

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The Tui/Thomsons ad with that insipid bent wandering about a holiday complex mouthing the words to (what used to be) a great song but due to this ****ing advert is ruined!!!! 

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6 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

The Tui/Thomsons ad with that insipid bent wandering about a holiday complex mouthing the words to (what used to be) a great song but due to this ****ing advert is ruined!!!! 

 

It's not the advert itself that annoys me - it's the frequency it's shown on Sky One! 

 

You watch an hour long program, you have to see it 8 ****ing times, before and after every advert break.

 

There should be a limit to how many times the same shite advert can be shown in one day. Absolutely ****ing doing my head in. 

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1 minute ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

 

Someone needs to let the green clad cockwomble's tyres down.

 

Accumulate that ya smug looking welt.

 

:verysmug:

 

 

Only good thing is seeing the absolute rage the prick is causing on Twitter :rofl: . It's like when someone takes the low offer on The Chase.

 

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=paddy power wheelchair&src=typd&lang=en-gb

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6 minutes ago, Sooperstar said:

Nationwide. You know the ones. Proper rage inducing. 

If it is the one with the so called sisters singing then I change channel right away. It was only tonight I watched it long enough to find out it was for the bank. Just awful viewing!

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29 minutes ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said:

If it is the one with the so called sisters singing then I change channel right away. It was only tonight I watched it long enough to find out it was for the bank. Just awful viewing!

The very same. Unfortunately there are multiple versions with different songs.

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1 minute ago, Sooperstar said:

The very same. Unfortunately there are multiple versions with different songs.

:nozal::phface: 

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On 07/10/2017 at 08:58, Samuel Camazzola said:

The Colgate Total one with the annoying bint on public transport with the massive gob.

 

Aye and her cringeworthy attempts to look cute. :sick:

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On 8/8/2017 at 17:10, Ill Ray said:

The Nationwide ones with annoying teenagers reading out poems they've written. Specifically the one called "Generation Z".

 

The fact that the boy is English but says "Zee" instead of "Zed" gives me the seethe.

Agree - pretentious pricks

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Harry's razors:

"Shaving is like taking a knife to your face"
 NO.
 IT *IS* TAKING A KNIFE TO YOUR FACE YOU ******* CRETINS.
 

:seething: 

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Joey J J Jr Shabadoo

Or that other crappy shaving advert that says guys do this when they shave, followed by strange faces being made. 

 

I don't shave like that and my mates say they don't either. 

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1 hour ago, Joey J J Jr Shabadoo said:

Or that other crappy shaving advert that says guys do this when they shave, followed by strange faces being made. 

 

I don't shave like that and my mates say they don't either. 

 

You do if you're shaving your balls. 

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Stupid Sexy Flanders

Celebs Go Dating. If I have to see that fat Essex arsehole of a woman say "all you can eat buffet Chinese" one more time, I might pan my own telly in. 

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7 minutes ago, Ill Ray said:

Celebs Go Dating. If I have to see that fat Essex arsehole of a woman say "all you can eat buffet Chinese" one more time, I might pan my own telly in. 

i'm lucky i've only seen that particular advert once and there is not a chance she would turn down an all you can eat anything

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The Wren Kitchen one with the fitters crying over the kitchen they are about to hand over. It has to be up there!

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On 3 February 2018 at 22:34, All roads lead to Gorgie said:

If it is the one with the so called sisters singing then I change channel right away. It was only tonight I watched it long enough to find out it was for the bank. Just awful viewing!

Lol agree , it's brutal.  I also feel soops rage!

 

Middle England shite. 

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