tian447 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 (edited) Creepy basturds on that advert.Imagine doing that as an actor? You would never live it down, and surely to **** no-one else would hire you. "Oh you're the creepy ******* that wore the denim hot pants on that advert a few years ago? Unfortunately we will not be proceeding with your application." If the alternative to being paid to be in that advert was going completely bankrupt, losing the house, wife, kids and everything else, I'd be going round the supermarkets looking for spare cardboard boxes. Edited March 20, 2017 by tian447 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Imagine doing that as an actor? You would never live it down, and surely to **** no-one else would hire you. "Oh you're the creepy ******* that wore the denim hot pants on that advert a few years ago? Unfortunately we will not be proceeding with your application." If the alternative to being paid to be in that advert was going completely bankrupt, losing the house, wife, kids and everything else, I'd be going round the supermarkets looking for spare cardboard boxes. Aye, I suppose if you're a jobbing actor you'd take the gig if nothing else was on the table, but........I'd be raking the boxes with you!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 I like Harvey Keitel. So it destroys me seeing him on those ******* 'Direct Line' adverts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Can't believe that this guy hasn't been mentioned yet. https://youtu.be/JRnRBEspmwg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiepolio Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Aromatic spices. Did you get that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 (edited) The Oak Furniture adverts are absolutely phucking dreadful. Those two annoying khunts should be taken out and shot. Edited April 1, 2017 by The Gorgie Gatsby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 The Oak Furniture adverts are absolutely phucking dreadful. Those two annoying khunts should be taken out and shot. Totally, they are brutal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Can't stand that advert for the credit score company, with the bloke in the bath, and the stupid dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs My sister in law did the voice over for that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Can't stand that advert for the credit score company, with the bloke in the bath, and the stupid dog. This!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 The wee guy from austin powers in the BGO ads. Annoying as fekk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 MoneySupermarket adverts can **** right off. I can safely promise that I have never, and will never, use their website because of their shitey "epic" adverts. Skelator advert my current favourite. Been laughing every time because I keep connecting it to this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 All the toothpaste ads when people are brushing their teeth and clearly not using toothpaste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 The Oak Furniture adverts are absolutely phucking dreadful. Those two annoying khunts should be taken out and shot. Some degenerate, overpaid arsehole has decided that 'recycling' the "Gold for the price of silver. Arrrrrr" ad is a good idea. Not in this universe, prick. Guaranteed to make me come over all stabby, that one. **** off and die ya dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 All the toothpaste ads when people are brushing their teeth and clearly not using toothpaste. I raise you the the oral B advert where the woman exclaims "I DIDN'T KNOW THEY DID TOOTHPASTE?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Let's have a chat about the Microsoft laptop advert with the lass with the travel blog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 https://youtu.be/Z0usmMfs5IY Feck off you Cornish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 That Capri Sun advert where they play the "guess who" game with bits of paper stick to their heads. "Aw guys we said no celebriteeez" **** off ya wee juice. Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 http://www.hatads.org.uk/catalogue/record/eddeb79f-5304-4c69-8a80-18136fd1f802 What the hell was that?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 http://www.hatads.org.uk/catalogue/record/eddeb79f-5304-4c69-8a80-18136fd1f802 What the hell was that?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Clearscore.com with the guy who talks to his dog. Utterly hideous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Clearscore.com with the guy who talks to his dog. Utterly hideous. Oh no, end of world...pray for moosey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Everytime I see this thread I get ****ing Flash dog stuck in my head again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Oh no, end of world...pray for moosey. And why does his wife seem like she's totally spaced out, what does that add to it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 I'm getting annoyed with the "see it, say it, sorted" announcements at the train station every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 That advert forte car hire firm, where the woman phones her dad because as has had triplets, but he thinks the clay of his hire care is more significant. Awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 The Cadbury advert when the guy in the office who looks like a 70s porn star, starts singing " Yes sir I can boogie " . Dire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 The Liverpudlian guy who is advertising some gambling company on sky sports , not sure if it's that horrible accent ,the fact he's trying to be a well known player or just his ugly coupon , might be all 3 but it does my head in . I hit the bar 3 times ..........GTF YA PRICK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 I raise you the the oral B advert where the woman exclaims "I DIDN'T KNOW THEY DID TOOTHPASTE?" No wonder. They never use it in adverts (as per the previous post). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 The Liverpudlian guy who is advertising some gambling company on sky sports , not sure if it's that horrible accent ,the fact he's trying to be a well known player or just his ugly coupon , might be all 3 but it does my head in . I hit the bar 3 times ..........GTF YA PRICK 32 red I believe, horrid adverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 I'm getting annoyed with the "see it, say it, sorted" announcements at the train station every day. I agree, it's constant and so annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Those Tesco food love story adverts. Nana and her magic soup, some other slag with her "forgive me" cup cakes and loads of other annoying, soppy *****. They can **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Those Tesco food love story adverts. Nana and her magic soup, some other slag with her "forgive me" cup cakes and loads of other annoying, soppy *****. They can **** off. But the cupcakes do look braw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 32 red I believe, horrid adverts.That's the one , hate them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 the aa advert with the little kid singing and being badly animated to move her arms etc. i want to punch my tv if i see it. i dont know why but i cant stand it. and another on. the one for bags of salad with the dancing tractor. i dont buy bags of salad but if i did i would purposely avoid that brand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Every time I'm sitting down to my dinner. Usually right on the first bite. That goes for all related vagisil adverts as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Every time I'm sitting down to my dinner. Usually right on the first bite. That goes for all related vagisil adverts as well. Could be worse....could have been eating lunch.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 the aa advert with the little kid singing and being badly animated to move her arms etc. i want to punch my tv if i see it. i dont know why but i cant stand it. I don't know why but I love that advert. It always brings a smile to my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Could be worse....could have been eating lunch.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Could be worse....could have been eating lunch.. It was a delicious steak pie last time. ****ing ruined immediately. Although that might be a story for another thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 It was a delicious steak pie last time. ******* ruined immediately. Although that might be a story for another thread. Have you been sniffing around another poster's ex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 I agree, it's constant and so annoying. Try working there and get really annoyed hearing it all through your shift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Those purplebricks adverts. Slightly amusing to start with but now annoying as **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 That juice ad with the song that gets stuck in my head for ages.. "Zooby do, zooby do, zooby do, Zooby dooby dooby do." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 That juice ad with the song that gets stuck in my head for ages.. "Zooby do, zooby do, zooby do, Zooby dooby dooby do." Not just an advert either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 The prick advertising. STV 2 " singing" whilst wearing tartan trousers Also the advert for sun cream that's using the Roy Wood song " I wish it could be Christmas " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 The Nationwide ones with annoying teenagers reading out poems they've written. Specifically the one called "Generation Z". The fact that the boy is English but says "Zee" instead of "Zed" gives me the seethe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 (edited) The Nationwide ones with annoying teenagers reading out poems they've written. Specifically the one called "Generation Z". The fact that the boy is English but says "Zee" instead of "Zed" gives me the seethe. There is that one with that fat woman on about her granny turning the shopping bag inside out. She pretends her Gran is showing loyalty to her local shop, but the fact she went to another shop in the first place and then pretends she didn't shows she is actually only two faced. Edited August 8, 2017 by Paolo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auldy19 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 All current RAF recruitment ads !! Utter lot of shite!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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