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There is one that is not on that much as its not a big company. Its for making/designing your own business cards. The boy who is obviously a "happy customer" talks about what a great service etc that it all is. The thing is though, the boy stutters right at the end of the sentence, he says something twice. I thought they my ear's were playing tricks but its been on a few times and he defo says the hook like twice.

 

Nowt against folk with stutters obviously - just seems very odd the way the advert is done.

 

:D

 

I spotted that too and thought it very odd...

 

Unless that was before the boy completely cracked and started acting like a pregnant gorilla and couldn't utter anything more than a grunt.

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That ******* bee in the new ******* Vodafone advert. :seething:

 

This.. although Im not seething about it or find it annoying I just find it a pointless advert and its a complete injustice someone gets paid money to come up with pish like that

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Vanarama advert, to the tune of "That's Amore".

 

Cringe factor is off the scale to the point the cringeometer itself is hiding in a corner facepalming a Cornetteface.

 

:cornette: :cornette: :cornette:

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Advertising as we know it it will start to change over the next few years, Sky are the first to use AdSmart technology (they won't be the only ones) that will mean adverts are targeted more precisely.

 

What it will mean is that 2 people can be watching the same tv show but when it goes to the ad break, each person will see a very different set of adverts! As an example people in Wester Hailes may get a Farmfoods advert while those in Morningside get a Waitrose advert, Young Singles/couples without kids will get adverts for I-Phones whilst those with young kids will get a pampers advert etc

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Creepy Lurker

Has anyone ever bought anything they saw in an advert?

 

Do the wee adverts for dirty grans hotlines in porn mags count?

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Has anyone ever bought anything they saw in an advert?

 

I'd imagine most I-Phone owners!

 

You only need to try one of those 'logo quizzes' and you will soon realise how much information and imagery that you retain from advertising!

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Tommy Wiseau

The word "nacho" does not sound like the phrase "not your", you smug ****. I would also never allow my arsehole pal to take a dunt out my burger, but no wonder he does given the completely inarticulate, confused warning he gets in advance.

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The word "nacho" does not sound like the phrase "not your", you smug ****. I would also never allow my arsehole pal to take a dunt out my burger, but no wonder he does given the completely inarticulate, confused warning he gets in advance.

 

As luck would have it, it's just came on my telly. I'd happily punch **** out of every one of those pricks.

 

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The word "nacho" does not sound like the phrase "not your", you smug ****. I would also never allow my arsehole pal to take a dunt out my burger, but no wonder he does given the completely inarticulate, confused warning he gets in advance.

 

This thread being bumped always makes my blood boil, as it just reminds me of that ******* advert :seething:

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Might be a bit harsh but... I HATE charity ads! Always try and change the channel. Am I the only cruel cruel man?

 

Same here.

 

Try to make me feel guilty you dirty horrible *******s. :seething:

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The word "nacho" does not sound like the phrase "not your", you smug ****. I would also never allow my arsehole pal to take a dunt out my burger, but no wonder he does given the completely inarticulate, confused warning he gets in advance.

What advert is this? ClearlyI need to watch more telly

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Prince Buaben

The Phileas Fog adverts.

 

'Did you use the C word?'

 

Of course he did they are ******* crisps.

 

 

Then start to appear in different costumes. One even has an old fat boy want to wrestle

 

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Holyrood_Hearts

The Tango ARGH adverts with the bodybuilders & road safety adverts that had children singing on it equally drive me mad!!

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Creepy Lurker

I think what almost annoys me more about 'that's Nacho burger' is how chronically ******* terrible an idea a nacho burger is.

 

A burger with a nacho in it. One ******* nacho. Hold me back. Dicks.

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The Kevin Bacon adverts for whichever phone network he's flogging.

 

Yeah the EE advert. Bloody annoying.

 

On a lighter note the best advert at the moment has to be the Buyrites advert on the radio.

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The Barclays advert that pretty much says if you don't have money in your Barclays account you'll lose all your pals.

 

'For longer lasting friendships, rely on your bank'.

 

Genuinely makes me feel sick.

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Some of the American medicine ones I've been watching over here have been really doing my tits in. They say things like "ask your doctor if (insert generic brand name) is right for you". And I shit you not, "Serious side effects may include death, and an increased risk of fatal cancer, internal bleeding, fatal infections, etc, etc, etc."Eh, no thanks, I'll just stick to a bit of a sore head a for a few days.

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Some of the American medicine ones I've been watching over here have been really doing my tits in. They say things like "ask your doctor if (insert generic brand name) is right for you". And I shit you not, "Serious side effects may include death, and an increased risk of fatal cancer, internal bleeding, fatal infections, etc, etc, etc."Eh, no thanks, I'll just stick to a bit of a sore head a for a few days.

LOL. Watched a few of these on holiday a couple of weeks back. Adverts which seem to say "look we've gota cure for a problem , but YOU can't take it ".

 

As for the UK : when the **** are we gonna hear the last of that bloody insurance company's ads - I refuse to name them.

 

The bank ad (Barclays ? Nat West ?) where the little kid is in the garden talking about his parents lives and how the bank gave them a mortgage so they could move to a bigger house to have him...........pass the sick bucket.

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Cyprus Jambo

Dont know about worst, but the best advert is the muller rice one with the bear

I always have a little laugh when that comes on

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Chris Benoit
'ANYTHING FOR YAO, CUPCAKE!'

 

:muggy:

 

 

If it wasn't against the rules I would go into great detail the pain and suffering I want to inflict on that bellend

 

:seething:

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Cairneyhill Jambo

Usually heard on Radio Forth every day.

 

"one Thistle Timber, there's only one Thistle Timber"

 

If I ever meet the guy, i'll quite happily ram a ******* fencepost sideways up his ****.

 

It must have cost them at least a fiver to make it.

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bigsuperslim1874

'ANYTHING FOR YAO, CUPCAKE!'

 

:muggy:

 

I was getting worried that no-one else had mentioned this advert! It genuinely makes me seethe when it comes on.

 

:seethe:

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Has to be the Amazon kindle fire one. the one where the guy talks to the irish bird about her addiction to Candy Crush.

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Kenny ******* Powers

I was at the cinema a couple of weeks ago.That advert with the cat that sings we built this city(for 3?) came on before the trailers.

 

The advert doesn't bother me so much it was the reaction of the rest of the audience that made me cringe. You would think it was the funniest thing they had ever seen. Some of them were howling with laughter.

 

Is it just me or is it really not that funny?

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Seymour M Hersh

Voyageprive.

 

The second guy at the desk.

 

:seething:

 

All of them. Think they're better than everyone else because they joined a posh discount club.

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dobmisterdobster

Any advert that goes on about "secrets".

Secret offers on hotels, "the worst kept secret in beauty"

 

It's not a ******* secret if it's being advertised.

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