ToadKiller Dog Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Did the secret escapes lass make it ? If not why not I want answers . Cammila Arfwedsons the name . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Do you seriously think shes overweight? I've no seen any recent pictures of her mind you, but i don't think this is overweight at all. See Morph, if I go into a pub for food, I'm not going to complain about the quality of the food, because I'm in a pub. It will probably be nice food, maybe not the best but I won't rate it harshly, because I'm in a pub. If I went to a Michelin Star restaurant and got the same food, I'd probably not have the same feeling towards it. I'm expecting a certain class of food because of where I am. I want the very very best. Is that to say I won't eat it? No. Is it to say it wouldn't be tasty? No. But I'll be a harsh critic of the same food in a different setting because they are championing themselves based on that food, whereas the pub is all about the drink. Similarly, I'm not going to be a harsh critic of a lassie that looks like Kate Upton if I saw her on the street. She's on the street, it's not her job to be fit, healthy and attractive. It would be wrong to criticise her. Kate Upton's job is her body. Because of that, we are allowed to be extremely critical of her imperfections. In that respect, and in that context, yes, I seriously think she's overweight. Can we put this to bed? Shes doughy. Theres a fat bird waiting to explode in about 5 years time maximum. Anyone who says otherwise is mental. FWIW I would absolutely love to shag her. The tits are lovely and the face is pretty. I couldn't have said it better myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Just remember that the FHM poll is voted for by 15 year old boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Given the publication, no Natalie Sawyer or Hayley McQueen is scandalous. Broken bloody Britain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Oh this is the winner by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Oh this is the winner by the way So is this. Weird how that works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Still prefer Nat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W1iaO0E23g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdougg Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Oh this is the winner by the way They'll all look crap on off days with no make up etc. Honestly can't name a female that doesn't need a little something or other to make them look that little bit better.... Some come close mind you... Still wouldn't say no either, even if she looked like that more often than not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 They'll all look crap on off days with no make up etc. Honestly can't name a female that doesn't need a little something or other to make them look that little bit better.... Some come close mind you... Still wouldn't say no either, even if she looked like that more often than not Some look totally awful without makeup.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Is it only me that seems to pick bursds who look good without makeup then, aye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 What about Binky, Millie, Lucy and Louise from Made In Chelsea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 What about Binky, Millie, Lucy and Louise from Made In Chelsea? :pinilla: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Kaley Cuoco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWM Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 No Kate Beckinsale, Charlize Theron or Amber Heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Where's the South African girls? Candice Hillebrand Genevieve Morton Tanit Phoenix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 or Casualty's Charlotte Salt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Is the voting the same way as it was 10 years ago, people pick their top 10 and they collate the results? Out of my personal top 10 only 2 make the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Just had the absolute pleasure of watching the Big Bang Theory. How I Met Your Mother next. Happy days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 or Casualty's Charlotte Salt She's worth a pinch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Happy days... I'd turn off before Happy Days, the girls havent aged well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Mara Cafagna is preternatural, as is Raquel del Rosario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Oh this is the winner by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 It's got to be Michelle Keegan - far nicer than Kunis. I can't take this seriously anyway as Jessica Alba doesn't appear to be in the list. Bloody travesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 It's got to be Michelle Keegan - far nicer than Kunis. I can't take this seriously anyway as Jessica Alba doesn't appear to be in the list. Bloody travesty. Jessica Alba is auld as ****. She not about collecting her pension now? 2005 called, it wants its bursd back, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Jessica Alba is auld as ****. She not about collecting her pension now? 2005 called, it wants its bursd back, etc. She's 32 FFS! Not quite over the hill yet! She's easily still a Top 10 job. I guarantee she'd look 10 times better than Kunis if they both weren't wearing any makeup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 She's 32 FFS! Not quite over the hill yet! She's easily still a Top 10 job. I guarantee she'd look 10 times better than Kunis if they both weren't wearing any makeup. Would rather wake up to mila imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Just had the absolute pleasure of watching the Big Bang Theory. the above sentence just doesn't make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjay Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Having just discovered Catherine Tyldsley on celebrity Juice last night I have a new favourite. Ooooyyyyyaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted May 3, 2013 Author Share Posted May 3, 2013 :pinilla: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted May 3, 2013 Author Share Posted May 3, 2013 Having just discovered Catherine Tyldsley on celebrity Juice last night I have a new favourite. Ooooyyyyyaaaaa Tidy now but... A few years ago she would have been on the plus size thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullen13 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 That bottom one... Only wish she could have fallen for my charms whilst she was in Edinburgh recently... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 the above sentence just doesn't make sense. Agreed, I have never seen those words in that order before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Jennifer Carpenter from dexter. Bang tidy (and fit). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 No Aubrey Plaza? Travesty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Jennifer Carpenter from dexter. Bang tidy (and fit). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Jennifer Carpenter from dexter. Bang tidy (and fit). Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas long lost brother sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Jennifer Carpenter from dexter. Bang tidy (and fit). Her face always looks like it's been stretched and rotated slightly in Photoshop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Her face looks like she had a hare lip op when she was a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Looks like I'm on my own with this one. Think she's well tidy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 The bird I most want to spear is Sarah Jane Mee (or whatever) off Sky News. Also, I'm watching twilight and knocking one off. What's she called? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 The bird I most want to spear is Sarah Jane Mee (or whatever) off Sky News. Also, I'm watching twilight and knocking one off. What's she called? Robert Pattinson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Jennifer Carpenter from dexter. Bang tidy (and fit). Would. Did you know that her and Micheal C Hall who plays Dexter are together in real life?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Robert Pattinson. Yeah, that's her. RPatz or something. Bukkake material Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 The bird I most want to spear is Sarah Jane Mee (or whatever) off Sky News. Also, I'm watching twilight and knocking one off. What's she called? "Spear"? What a horrible image that conjures I am a Mee fan, but have gotten an unhealthy interest in that Charlie Webster girl off Sky Sports recently. Splendid stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Spear"? What a horrible image that conjures I am a Mee fan, but have gotten an unhealthy interest in that Charlie Webster girl off Sky Sports recently. Splendid stuff. The one that was getting pelters for doing an FHM shoot? On my mobile so can't post a picture but if it is... :pinilla: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Would. Did you know that her and Micheal C Hall who plays Dexter are together in real life?? they were married but are divorced now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 The one that was getting pelters for doing an FHM shoot? On my mobile so can't post a picture but if it is... :pinilla: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Looks like I'm on my own with this one. Think she's well tidy. Bit of a Biffa Bacon's Mother's jawline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Who gave her pelters for doing that? Seemed a stand-up thing to do from where I was furiously touching myself sitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Who gave her pelters for doing that? Seemed a stand-up thing to do from where I was furiously touching myself sitting. Demeaned the role of women at Sky apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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