Guest C00l K1d Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 rebecca night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pablo Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Wonder if she has a wireless hub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 The advert where its the boys birthday and they take a picture and ****wits all over the world do "hilarious" stuff with the picture. You know the one - a say I do a do ba ba ba (or something like that) I genuinly f****** despise that advert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 50 posts till someone mentions her name. FFS kickback, get your head of of your ass. Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck berrys hairline Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Wonder if she has a wireless hub? I'll wire her hub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quagmire Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 She used to be in Hollyoaks and is belting, but let's not get off track. A ****ing slither of brie. Could have picked any non-essential item from the shops, but they chose a slither of ****ing brie. Says it all. That's the kind of **** they are marketing to and not even ashamed of it a slightly more abstract one that REALLY pissed me off was those orange mobile adverts with the big inflatible animals, each corresponding to a specific contract, so you could sign up to a 'dolphin' contract or a 'racoon' contract... this pisses me off SO much. what the flaming balls to ******* dolphins have to do with mobile contracts? it's the idea that you somehow express what kind of animal you're like with your ******* MOBILE PHONE CONTRACT...aaargh...makes me actually boke...the thing that's worse is that there simply MUST be people who'll go 'ooh, a dolphin!' and then buy a ******* phone because of it, otherwise they wouldn't run these campaigns. purest evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 a slightly more abstract one that REALLY pissed me off was those orange mobile adverts with the big inflatible animals, each corresponding to a specific contract, so you could sign up to a 'dolphin' contract or a 'racoon' contract... this pisses me off SO much. what the flaming balls to ******* dolphins have to do with mobile contracts? it's the idea that you somehow express what kind of animal you're like with your ******* MOBILE PHONE CONTRACT...aaargh...makes me actually boke...the thing that's worse is that there simply MUST be people who'll go 'ooh, a dolphin!' and then buy a ******* phone because of it, otherwise they wouldn't run these campaigns. purest evil. How gullible. Next they'll be jumping out of planes for made-up people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 How gullible. Next they'll be jumping out of planes for made-up people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 But that doesnt stop them making television adverts better suited. Just because A isnt working as well because of B doesnt stop you improving A. oh. Ha. Can you explain what you mean by better suited? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Ha. Can you explain what you mean by better suited? If less people are watching adverts it may be advantageous to ensure that any 'message' is expressed through sound more than it would have been traditionally. Radio and television advertising is different and, if people are effectively treating TV ads the same as radio ads, then perhaps allowances should be made. That's not to say you should eschew the visual part of it; merely ensure that whatever it is you're selling is able to be picked up by both viewers and listeners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 If less people are watching adverts it may be advantageous to ensure that any 'message' is expressed through sound more than it would have been traditionally. Radio and television advertising is different and, if people are effectively treating TV ads the same as radio ads, then perhaps allowances should be made. That's not to say you should eschew the visual part of it; merely ensure that whatever it is you're selling is able to be picked up by both viewers and listeners. The sound thing is an interesting point of view. I think it is something you already see with barrel-scraping brands such as We Buy Any Car and Go Compare. But they can afford the 'negative' publicity because they provide a service that could save/make you money. The solution to better television advertising is to keep your communication single minded. Watch almost every ad in the breaks these days and they try to get four/five things across (usually saying it and showing you all at once) in the same commercial. In my experience, this is generally the client's fault but they hold so much power these days, so it's very difficult to change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithbag Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 has anyone seen the grants (i think) whisky ad. family are all 'bantering' in well spoken english accents, then the bottle comes up at the end and it's a broad scottish voiceover 'grants every time- or some shit like that. i've got nothing against the english, but why don't they use scottish actors for the family?... seriously, why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithbag Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 has anyone seen the grants (i think) whisky ad. family are all 'bantering' in well spoken english accents, then the bottle comes up at the end and it's a broad scottish voiceover 'grants every time- or some shit like that. i've got nothing against the english, but why don't they use scottish actors for the family?... seriously, why? it's always on during the bundeliga highlights on itv, maybe the program sponsor. gets my goat every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 The Aldi advert for hot cross buns with the horrendous looking weegies. Does my box in every time. The Grants advert is another that annoys me greatly, "Dad,It's not the Cup Final" as if that guy has ever watched sport in his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 a slightly more abstract one that REALLY pissed me off was those orange mobile adverts with the big inflatible animals, each corresponding to a specific contract, so you could sign up to a 'dolphin' contract or a 'racoon' contract... this pisses me off SO much. what the flaming balls to ******* dolphins have to do with mobile contracts? it's the idea that you somehow express what kind of animal you're like with your ******* MOBILE PHONE CONTRACT...aaargh...makes me actually boke...the thing that's worse is that there simply MUST be people who'll go 'ooh, a dolphin!' and then buy a ******* phone because of it, otherwise they wouldn't run these campaigns. purest evil. I used to work in a capacity that brought me into contact with Orange on a regular basis. They have big elephants everywhere for Feng Shui, additionally - they have a dept of creativity and a dept of ideas (i think it was something else) so it's no surprise they came up with names like Dolphin etc - their marketing team sit around on bean bags all day smoking massive bongs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden Gorgie Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Quite prepared to join in the Brie Seethe. Saw it on Final night. My first impression was "she is fit" but as the sorry tale unravelled started turning into Billy Connolly and his fancy rug rant. OK, it was Final night and I had had a few, but I am unashamed to say was screaming at the TV,, "When it's pishng with rain, thank ****k I've got my 4x4 and a bit of Brie!" Actually, I feel an old wound may have been opened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 People pay this much attention to adverts? Crazy cats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 If this has turned into an advert-seethe...may I nominate 'Scrunch or fold?' Just....NO, on so many levels. I don't want to know how a bursd - no matter how desirable - wipes her arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 If this has turned into an advert-seethe...may I nominate 'Scrunch or fold?' Just....NO, on so many levels. I don't want to know how a bursd - no matter how desirable - wipes her arse. But some people do Boof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 If this has turned into an advert-seethe...may I nominate 'Scrunch or fold?' Just....NO, on so many levels. I don't want to know how a bursd - no matter how desirable - wipes her arse. It's a shocker, isn't it? No idea what they were thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Just a slither of cheb plz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 If we're just going to moan about adverts then safestyle.co.uk is the worst. The ******* worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 If we're just going to moan about adverts then safestyle.co.uk is the worst. The ******* worst. Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 If this has turned into an advert-seethe...may I nominate 'Scrunch or fold?' Just....NO, on so many levels. I don't want to know how a bursd - no matter how desirable - wipes her arse. Folk scrunch toilet paper to wipe their hoop? And they're putting this er shite in adverts now. Unless it's a 30 second commercial condemning these scrunching animals, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I just dont get these weirdos Dave. You get about 3/4 wipes out a fold, but only the 1 out a scrunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I just dont get these weirdos Dave. You get about 3/4 wipes out a fold, but only the 1 out a scrunch. Multiple wipes from the same bit paper? Let's end this conversation now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Wel this thread has taken a disturbing turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted March 20, 2013 Author Share Posted March 20, 2013 So anyway, **** ing Brie :wiggo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I just dont get these weirdos Dave. You get about 3/4 wipes out a fold, but only the 1 out a scrunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholas Brody Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Three or four wipes, aye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 So anyway, **** ing Brie :wiggo: The only Brie I like is Alison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I'm with morph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I'm with morph. You wiping it for him now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Do people really wipe their arse with brie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Do people really wipe their arse with brie? Aye, but just a sliver of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Haggis Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Shite cheese chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Price Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I love JKB at times. 3 or 4 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 In the interests of clarification and the avoidance of any doubt, please refer to the guide below. Morph, read it twice please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 At least 3 wipes from a fold method. Every. Single. Time. Saving the planet shit by shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 At least 3 wipes from a fold method. Every. Single. Time. Saving the planet shit by shit. Hughsie kens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 On every ad break during Soccer Saturday I defy anyone to watch it as closely as I have and say she doesn't say "slither" by the way Incandescent seethe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 I just mentioned that to the wife when it came on. You sure she was in Hollyoaks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 And it's on again Sky trolling Tommy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 That honestly makes me so angry, with the wee smug smile and twinkle of the fingers. It's ****ing on RIGHT NOW. Sickening. Yet another ad break ruined Sure she was in Hollyoaks Beats - might be wrong but I thought she was the same lassie out the yoghurt and Tampon pole vault advert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 **** knows mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Literally every ad break on SSN Absolute shocker of an ad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 It is defo that bursd off the yoghurt advert, who was in Hollyoaks. No danger I'm posting any photos on here to turn this from a seethe thread into a fap thread Thinking about going in person to Virgin towers and kicking the shit out of Branson until he censors every appearance of that advert off my screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Must be due an ad break again are we no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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