Pete Seeger Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 My facial hair always ends up patchy and ginger. 28 in a couple of weeks and still can't grow a decent beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Minus 14 plus windchill on a chairlift last week. The beardless were whining. I was toasty warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Grin and bear it. Not a lot you can do. It passes pretty quickly. Hope it hurries the **** up. I look like a chin-stroking **** at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadgey55 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 I haven't had a shave since the start of this thread. Look like a parrafin lamp tbh. Maybe give it a few more days before deciding what to do with it. Catches on every collar and coat you wear! Aaron Kaufman has a braw growth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Five days into my beard experiment. I look like a street bum. Bit too much grey coming through for my liking anaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullen13 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 I keep mines at a number 1 or 2 stubble. If I grow it any longer it gets patchy and ginger. I also have a scar on my upper lip which gives me a tiny bald 'scratch'. Looks naff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Hope it hurries the **** up. I look like a chin-stroking **** at the moment. As gay as this will sound...try conditioner on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 As gay as this will sound...try conditioner on it. Nothing gay about conditioning your beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 I'm 21 and currently shave every morning before work then leave it over the weekend to see what happens. It comes in a lot on my neck/below the jawline but on my chin the growth is poor. I'm quite interested to see what a full beard would look like on me but it looks a bit silly if I don't shave for a prolonged period. Should I leave it and see what happens or keep doing what I'm doing in the hope that I eventually grow something decent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Nothing gay about conditioning your beard. Exactly. It's precisely the same as drinking the best quality bevvy you can afford and only going out with the tidiest of bursds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 As gay as this will sound...try conditioner on it. Aye, I've been doing that. Tbh I think it's more the fact it's still bristly and it's irritating the skin a wee bit between my Adam's apple and my jaw. It's not been any bother on the cheeks or top lip. Got a short haircut tonight so my shan beard looks a wee bit better proportioned now. Desperate times, but still sticking with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Cig conditions his beard? I hope the gaffer bums you on Saturday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Had a not bad beard on the go last week then decided to shave my hair off on Friday and ended up looking like the rapist dad from This is England so had to take it off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Cracked and shaved it into a gloriously sleazy looking Errol Flynn number tonight. Need to remember and take the rest off in the morning or I'll end up on the register. Got more growth in two weeks than I thought I would, but it was still very spiky/patchy on the cheeks. Might give it another bash in a couple of months (when I've finished puberty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Full beard in place after 10 days. Quite impressed with it and I'm getting some good feedback. The Mrs thinks I look rather dashing as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Cracked and shaved it into a gloriously sleazy looking Errol Flynn number tonight. Need to remember and take the rest off in the morning or I'll end up on the register. Got more growth in two weeks than I thought I would, but it was still very spiky/patchy on the cheeks. Might give it another bash in a couple of months (when I've finished puberty). You've got to give it the full month, anything less isn't trying. Hair on your face can grow at different rates all over the place, so you can't expect it all to reach the same length at the same time. Give it a month, cut it back to a bit longer than stubble, give it another month. Giving up after 2 weeks is the classic mistake. Full beard in place after 10 days. Quite impressed with it and I'm getting some good feedback. The Mrs thinks I look rather dashing as well. Good on you, keep at it. Don't touch it for 30 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I'm going for the beard big time at the moment. It has been about 3 weeks and I can pull it away from my cheeks. Glorious. Going to see how it goes after a month. Not even touching it, I like the tramp look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Any tips for the terrible beard growers out there? Hair conditioner will soften it and make it less uncomfortable as it grows in. Get it trimmed fairly early as this will knock the fast bits back and allow the slow growing bits to catch up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I'm in the middle of attempting to grow one but severely tempted to just stop. Looking veeeeery paedoey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I'm in the middle of attempting to grow one but severely tempted to just stop. Looking veeeeery paedoey. This. So much this. It doesn't help when I don't seem to have been through the facial hair section of puberty, at 20 years old. I can grow facial hair on my chin and top lip. Sideburns coming in nicely on one side and not the other () I look like an absolute state. :vrface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 Still growing shan beards by the way. Although I've not really taken any of the proper advice on this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Never wanted to look like James 'The Deviant' Dayton as much in my life, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyw_1874 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Currently look like a real life version of Shaggy from scooby doo. Still rocking the woeful attempt though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 This. So much this. It doesn't help when I don't seem to have been through the facial hair section of puberty, at 20 years old. I can grow facial hair on my chin and top lip. Sideburns coming in nicely on one side and not the other ( ) I look like an absolute state. :vrface Some "men" just can't grow beards Yang. It's the genetic lottery, and thankfully I was gifted with a full growth. I owe it guys like you to have a beard and sport mine with pride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Some "men" just can't grow bears Yang. It's the genetic lottery, and thankfully I was gifted with a full growth. I owe it guys like you to have a beard and sport mine with pride. I want a beard too. In a years time, i'll have a beard. It'll be a tough year, and i'll be on and off many registers, but it'll happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Malky had a nice beard when I bumped into him on Saturday unfortunately the bairn didn't agree and was greeting the whole time I was talking to him. It was gone by Sunday when he picked me up for the football, peado looking ******* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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