Der Kaiser Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 14 minutes ago, Herbert said: I'm trying to sell a car on gumtree, why do people act like they are doing you a favour by offering stupid amounts, I have it on for 900 and people really think I'm going to take 400, If I wanted 400 i would have asked for 400, I've got some guy wanting to pay me through paypal and send a courier aswell that's obviously not a scam 🤬🤬🤬 Some people eh....... I'll give you £410........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 16 minutes ago, Herbert said: I'm trying to sell a car on gumtree, why do people act like they are doing you a favour by offering stupid amounts, I have it on for 900 and people really think I'm going to take 400, If I wanted 400 i would have asked for 400, I've got some guy wanting to pay me through paypal and send a courier aswell that's obviously not a scam 🤬🤬🤬 i'll give you £450 if you deliver it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 33 minutes ago, Herbert said: I'm trying to sell a car on gumtree, why do people act like they are doing you a favour by offering stupid amounts, I have it on for 900 and people really think I'm going to take 400, If I wanted 400 i would have asked for 400, I've got some guy wanting to pay me through paypal and send a courier aswell that's obviously not a scam 🤬🤬🤬 Tyre kickers🤬🤬🤬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 On 11/07/2020 at 01:56, iantjambo said: Just fell into a (drunken) sleep, when I was woken by Mrs Tjambo screaming. Turns one of the cats was chasing something, whatever it was fell on her and she swatted it away thinking it was a moth...Nope, it was a wasp and it stung her on the neck. I was the brave soul that smashed the daggered arsed **** with a trainer. Raging that I’m awake now and can’t get back to sleep, while she whines that her neck is sore! Wasps=Pricks Cats=Useless pricks Wives=torn faced pricks That’s brilliant 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 Folk not wearing face masks in the shop, too much work for your busy lifes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 18 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Folk not wearing face masks in the shop, too much work for your busy lifes. Meagre £60 fines going a-begging! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 On 12/07/2020 at 09:47, 3fingersreid said: That’s brilliant 😂😂 2 hours ago, 3fingersreid said: That’s brilliant 😂😂 How did you manage a double post nearly 24 hours apart? 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 43 minutes ago, iantjambo said: How did you manage a double post nearly 24 hours apart? 😂😂 Because me and technology aren’t the best of friends , if and that’s a big if , I did know how I’ve done it I wouldn’t tell you anyway 😉😂😂😂 I do wonder what time this will reappear tomorrow though 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 51 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: Because me and technology aren’t the best of friends , if and that’s a big if , I did know how I’ve done it I wouldn’t tell you anyway 😉😂😂😂 I do wonder what time this will reappear tomorrow though 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Folk not wearing face masks in the shop, too much work for your busy lifes. there are some ignorant selfish twits out there sadly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 2 hours ago, OBE said: Meagre £60 fines going a-begging! should be 600 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 30 minutes ago, Natural Orders said: should be 600 I'll see your 600 & raise you 1000, same as Spain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 Just now, OBE said: I'll see your 600 & raise you 1000, same as Spain. Even better! really no excuse not to wear one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Natural Orders said: Even better! really no excuse not to wear one Put the antagonists spare cash to good use... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Natural Orders said: should be 600 Aye bud and a weeks hard labour lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 COPD, athsma sufferers etc , could it be they were the people not wearing masks ? Did anyone POLITELY ask them if they had a medical issue that made them except ? It’s also noticeable how much the shops put the price of masks up when it was announced the wearing of them was to be compulsory , maybe they should be fined for blatant profiteering 😡😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Aye bud and a weeks hard labour lol. why you laughing? it can be a matter of life and death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 Face mask thread for this pish please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: COPD, athsma sufferers etc , could it be they were the people not wearing masks ? Did anyone POLITELY ask them if they had a medical issue that made them except ? It’s also noticeable how much the shops put the price of masks up when it was announced the wearing of them was to be compulsory , maybe they should be fined for blatant profiteering 😡😡 nothing wrong with asking people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Natural Orders said: Even better! really no excuse not to wear one There are. Well publicised exemptions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Natural Orders said: why you laughing? it can be a matter of life and death aye very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Natural Orders said: nothing wrong with asking people you have no right to ask someone about their personal medical conditions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Natural Orders said: nothing wrong with asking people Eh, yes there is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 5 hours ago, 3fingersreid said: Because me and technology aren’t the best of friends , if and that’s a big if , I did know how I’ve done it I wouldn’t tell you anyway 😉😂😂😂 I do wonder what time this will reappear tomorrow though 🤔 That’s brilliant. 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 16 minutes ago, milky_26 said: you have no right to ask someone about their personal medical conditions I have asked people if they can wear a mask and they have actually done so one person so far has said they had bad asthma and wouldn’t wear one so fair enough on that occasion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Natural Orders said: nothing wrong with asking people 59 minutes ago, Morgan said: Eh, yes there is. Morgan you’re correct See if I had a health issue like the two I mentioned above and somebody asked me politely as to why I wasn’t wearing a face mask I’d politely tell them it’s none of their business , if they shouted the same question I’d shout back . As the USDAW union official said on the news it’s not up to shop workers to police it , it’s not even up to the public to do it . Don’t just assume people aren’t wearing a mask to be awkward they might have a reason . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Morgan said: That’s brilliant. 😂😂 Trick posting 😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theshed Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 (edited) On 03/02/2013 at 16:54, Der Kaiser said: Why...... For a room no-one except for me, my wife and my kids really go in...... This room being our bedroom....... Why...... When I make the bed........ Must I...... after making the bed........ Carefully arrange a scattering of different cushions across the top of the bed..... What the F__k are these cushions for? Why am I getting grief when I don't do this? Why is it ok for them to be thrown into the corner of the bedroom when we're sleeping but delicately arranged when we're working and there is no-one in the house? Is my window cleaners depression alieviated at the sight of our "showroom" bed? Will burglars be deterred from ransacking my house when they see how "lovely" the bed looks? Is it to lure them to sleep so we can catch them in the act? What are these cushions for? I know one of my mates also suffers from this? Is this a widespread problem? Is this too many questions? Is it? Ive stayed in my own most of my life and hardly ever make my bed as just kick the covers off in the morn and as it’s only me that see’s it What the point in making it When lockdown started the girlfriend moved in so most morning‘s the bed was all made, didn’t bother me as up to her but came home from work last week to see she has bought 4 cushions to put on the bed. I said at the Weekend what’s the point as no one see’s in the bedroom but she didn’t listen. NoW I have to take cushions off the bed at night and throw them in corner till she makes the bed in the morning She will probably come home with candles next Edited July 13, 2020 by theshed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 10 minutes ago, theshed said: Ive stayed in my own most of my life and hardly ever make my bed as just kick the covers off in the morn and as it’s only me that see’s it What the point in making it When lockdown started the girlfriend moved in so most morning‘s the bed was all made, didn’t bother me as up to her but came home from work last week to see she has bought 4 cushions to put on the bed. I said at the Weekend what’s the point as no one see’s in the bedroom but she didn’t listen. NoW I have to take cushions off the bed at night and throw them in corner till she makes the bed in the morning She will probably come home with candles next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sausage Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: Edited July 13, 2020 by Captain Sausage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 21 minutes ago, theshed said: Ive stayed in my own most of my life and hardly ever make my bed as just kick the covers off in the morn and as it’s only me that see’s it What the point in making it When lockdown started the girlfriend moved in so most morning‘s the bed was all made, didn’t bother me as up to her but came home from work last week to see she has bought 4 cushions to put on the bed. I said at the Weekend what’s the point as no one see’s in the bedroom but she didn’t listen. NoW I have to take cushions off the bed at night and throw them in corner till she makes the bed in the morning She will probably come home with candles next It's all downhill from here. Another good man lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Natural Orders said: I have asked people if they can wear a mask and they have actually done so one person so far has said they had bad asthma and wouldn’t wear one so fair enough on that occasion Magnanimous of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 1 hour ago, 3fingersreid said: Morgan you’re correct Don’t just assume people aren’t wearing a mask to be awkward they might have a reason . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 1 hour ago, 3fingersreid said: Trick posting 😂😂😂😂 Trick posting 😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 1 hour ago, 3fingersreid said: Morgan you’re correct See if I had a health issue like the two I mentioned above and somebody asked me politely as to why I wasn’t wearing a face mask I’d politely tell them it’s none of their business , if they shouted the same question I’d shout back . As the USDAW union official said on the news it’s not up to shop workers to police it , it’s not even up to the public to do it . Don’t just assume people aren’t wearing a mask to be awkward they might have a reason . I’d have thought that someone that can shout is fit enough to wear a mask. Maybe not though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 19 minutes ago, FWJ said: I’d have thought that someone that can shout is fit enough to wear a mask. Maybe not though. My mate has COPD and whilst he can converse for a bit and can raise his voice wearing a mask will be a no no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 On 13/07/2020 at 10:08, iantjambo said: How did you manage a double post nearly 24 hours apart? 😂😂 On 13/07/2020 at 16:18, Morgan said: That’s brilliant. 😂😂 Could either of you tell me how the hell I managed to do this 😡😡😡😡🙈🙈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 On 13/07/2020 at 14:17, Natural Orders said: nothing wrong with asking people So how long have you been suffering from Compulsive Shitposting Syndrome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 4 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said: So how long have you been suffering from Compulsive Shitposting Syndrome? 2,280 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: 2,280 days. Very good, Soop. Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Bloody amazon Prime “next day”. Ordered something on Tuesday with next Day then it changed to Thursday morning, now it’s some time between 4 and 7. Wasted day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Managed to get two massive paper cuts on my finger today, it’s so chuffing painful. I’ve had tattoos and broken bones and paper cuts are worse. 😫😩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 1 minute ago, jonnothejambo said: I reckon snapping yer banjo string would make paper cuts seem pleasurable. I think @Helzibob may have a slight problem with that, Jonno. 🤷🏿♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 10 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: I reckon snapping yer banjo string would make paper cuts seem pleasurable. Luckily this is not something I have never needed to worry about. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 15 hours ago, Tazio said: Bloody amazon Prime “next day”. Ordered something on Tuesday with next Day then it changed to Thursday morning, now it’s some time between 4 and 7. Wasted day. You should have phoned to complain. They usually give you a months free Prime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Arseholes in Audi's that drive right up your arse. Driving to work this morning, doing a steady 60-65, not in a rush as I was early. This prick was at it for about 10 miles. He had the chance to overtake twice if he wanted to. Happens regularly on the road I drive to work and it's always the same suspects, Audi's. If you're in that much of a rush, either overtake or get up earlier for work. I have only been driving a year and I have already formed the opinion that if you own an Audi, your probably a w@nk3r. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 32 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: Arseholes in Audi's that drive right up your arse. Driving to work this morning, doing a steady 60-65, not in a rush as I was early. This prick was at it for about 10 miles. He had the chance to overtake twice if he wanted to. Happens regularly on the road I drive to work and it's always the same suspects, Audi's. If you're in that much of a rush, either overtake or get up earlier for work. I have only been driving a year and I have already formed the opinion that if you own an Audi, your probably a w@nk3r. I too am a fairly new driver and I find it's drivers of wee cars (like corsa sized) that are absolutely desperate to speed past me at any opportunity, must give them a wee thrill to screw the life out their little cars to got 10-15 miles above the speed limit to get past a BMW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 38 minutes ago, Ribble said: I too am a fairly new driver and I find it's drivers of wee cars (like corsa sized) that are absolutely desperate to speed past me at any opportunity, must give them a wee thrill to screw the life out their little cars to got 10-15 miles above the speed limit to get past a BMW I've found that to be the case in towns, the wee cars are usually the ones up your arse, probably on their way to McDonald's car park to rev their engines with their other micropenised pals. On the A-roads it's usually the higher spec cars that want to show you how fast they can go. I remember a quote from years ago when they were laying the M77 and one of the Councillor's answer to a protester, who said it was about people getting to Kilmarnock/Glasgow faster, was "It's not about getting home ten minutes faster, it's about getting home alive". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 (edited) 9 hours ago, Ribble said: I too am a fairly new driver and I find it's drivers of wee cars (like corsa sized) that are absolutely desperate to speed past me at any opportunity, must give them a wee thrill to screw the life out their little cars to got 10-15 miles above the speed limit to get past a BMW Oi, I drive a Corsa! Hope I’ve managed to piss you off at some point 😛 😂 BTW I overtook a Porsche the other day (really) Edited July 17, 2020 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 Again the bad and selfish driving of some Edinburgh drivers was on show today, whats up with these folk that they cant give you an inch but just in such a hurry to get to where they are going, beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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