Салатные палочки Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Back in April when it was my oldest daughter's birthday, I was waiting for a card to arrive from my sister. It never did and I got a message on her birthday from my sister saying "Give XXXX a big happy birthday kiss from us all. Sorry we never got her a card and money but I didn't remember on time and, well she's older now anyway so probably won't bother." It annoyed me more as when it was my nephew's birthday last year I forgot so I got my sisters bank details and transferred her money for him. She could have done the same but I wasn't going to make a big issue out of it. Last month it was my neice's birthday and I never sent a card or money as I thought well where is the fairness in that. Fast forward to this week and I have my other nephew's 13th birthday coming up this weekend. I got a phone call today off my mum, "just to remind you it's XXXX's birthday this weekend so get him a card and he'll probably appreciate a GAME card". I said he'll be getting sweet FA because XXXX never got anything off her. She then proceeded to tell me that I was out of order then hung up. It might sound petty but there's principles to be upheld here. Why is he suddenly more important than my daughter? I feel bad for my nephew but she really has ****** the whole thing up. It's not as if they are short of a few bob, rattling about in their four-bedroom new build with two en-suite. Families!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Salad Fingers said: Back in April when it was my oldest daughter's birthday, I was waiting for a card to arrive from my sister. It never did and I got a message on her birthday from my sister saying "Give XXXX a big happy birthday kiss from us all. Sorry we never got her a card and money but I didn't remember on time and, well she's older now anyway so probably won't bother." It annoyed me more as when it was my nephew's birthday last year I forgot so I got my sisters bank details and transferred her money for him. She could have done the same but I wasn't going to make a big issue out of it. Last month it was my neice's birthday and I never sent a card or money as I thought well where is the fairness in that. Fast forward to this week and I have my other nephew's 13th birthday coming up this weekend. I got a phone call today off my mum, "just to remind you it's XXXX's birthday this weekend so get him a card and he'll probably appreciate a GAME card". I said he'll be getting sweet FA because XXXX never got anything off her. She then proceeded to tell me that I was out of order then hung up. It might sound petty but there's principles to be upheld here. Why is he suddenly more important than my daughter? I feel bad for my nephew but she really has ****** the whole thing up. It's not as if they are short of a few bob, rattling about in their four-bedroom new build with two en-suite. Families!!! So you are being a dick to your niece and nephew because your sister is an arsehole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 14 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: So you are being a dick to your niece and nephew because your sister is an arsehole? Certainly looks that way. Although knowing my family I'll come out it looking like the bigger dick arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecN Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Think of the bairns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Salad Fingers said: Back in April when it was my oldest daughter's birthday, I was waiting for a card to arrive from my sister. It never did and I got a message on her birthday from my sister saying "Give XXXX a big happy birthday kiss from us all. Sorry we never got her a card and money but I didn't remember on time and, well she's older now anyway so probably won't bother." It annoyed me more as when it was my nephew's birthday last year I forgot so I got my sisters bank details and transferred her money for him. She could have done the same but I wasn't going to make a big issue out of it. Last month it was my neice's birthday and I never sent a card or money as I thought well where is the fairness in that. Fast forward to this week and I have my other nephew's 13th birthday coming up this weekend. I got a phone call today off my mum, "just to remind you it's XXXX's birthday this weekend so get him a card and he'll probably appreciate a GAME card". I said he'll be getting sweet FA because XXXX never got anything off her. She then proceeded to tell me that I was out of order then hung up. It might sound petty but there's principles to be upheld here. Why is he suddenly more important than my daughter? I feel bad for my nephew but she really has ****** the whole thing up. It's not as if they are short of a few bob, rattling about in their four-bedroom new build with two en-suite. Families!!! You’re worse than Hitler imo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 13 minutes ago, SecN said: Think of the bairns. Trust me, I feel bad. I'm not a petty person... .....but she started it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Mrs Tjambo just uttered these words “The Beatles were shit”! I think divorce is the only answer 😢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 1 minute ago, iantjambo said: Mrs Tjambo just uttered these words “The Beatles were shit”! I think divorce is the only answer 😢 I like your wife, a woman of taste, go and make her a cup of tea from me👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: I like your wife, a woman of taste, go and make her a cup of tea from me👍 Fine, you marry the daft **** then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, iantjambo said: Fine, you marry the daft **** then! My wife might have something to say about that!!! But she thinks the Beatles were shit too😅 Edited July 5, 2020 by Dawnrazor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: My wife might have something to say about that!!! But she thinks the Beatles were shit too😅 Live in a ménage a trois then 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Live in a ménage a trois then 😁 Christ on a bike nooooooo!!!! Unless Karen Gillan and Kimberley Walsh were the involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: Mrs Tjambo just uttered these words “The Beatles were shit”! I think divorce is the only answer 😢 Tbf id probably file for the divorce myself if I realised I married someone who enjoys the Beatles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Thommo414 said: Tbf id probably file for the divorce myself if I realised I married someone who enjoys the Beatles... Then your other half would’ve dodged a bullet 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: Mrs Tjambo just uttered these words “The Beatles were shit”! I think divorce is the only answer 😢 Tbf id probably file for the divorce myself if I realised I married someone who enjoys the Beatles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Then your other half would’ve dodged a bullet 😂 I can’t even be mad at that one 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 41 minutes ago, Thommo414 said: I can’t even be mad at that one 😂 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 12 hours ago, iantjambo said: Mrs Tjambo just uttered these words “The Beatles were shit”! I think divorce is the only answer 😢 When contemplating a relationship with a women in the past I checked she preferred The Rolling Stones first. If she liked The Beatles then I was out of there. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Woke up slightly later this morning and remembered i'd forgot to move the car last night, fat wee tosser was already ticketing my car at ten past 8 this morning 😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 People who don’t wear face masks where appropriate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, Natural Orders said: People who don’t wear face masks where appropriate Ffs before face masks, what did you occupy your time with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 16 hours ago, Natural Orders said: People who don’t wear face masks where appropriate Are these guys doing it right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 16 hours ago, King prawn said: Ffs before face masks, what did you occupy your time with? The campaign (one man campaign) to bring back Zeefuick I think is the answer to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 3 hours ago, Samuel Camazzola said: Are these guys doing it right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 Weeds, weeds everywhere, council unwilling to douse them with killer. Pavements are no happy, their cracking up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 1 hour ago, OBE said: Weeds, weeds everywhere, council unwilling to douse them with killer. Pavements are no happy, their cracking up. A burner is your friend. More fun too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 30 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said: A burner is your friend. More fun too! Are they proper killed with the heat or do they reappear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 6 minutes ago, OBE said: Are they proper killed with the heat or do they reappear? I have one where you attach a butane cannister. It's called a 'Weed Wand' and is effectively a blow torch in the form of a walking stick. It incinerates them! 🔥 You can get mains powered ones too but I've no experience of them and don't know how intensely they burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 6 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said: I have one where you attach a butane cannister. It's called a 'Weed Wand' and is effectively a blow torch in the form of a walking stick. It incinerates them! 🔥 You can get mains powered ones too but I've no experience of them and don't know how intensely they burn. I've just had a look on Amazon, £23 for wand & 4 cans of gas, but do the weeds reappear?...last chance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 46 minutes ago, OBE said: I've just had a look on Amazon, £23 for wand & 4 cans of gas, but do the weeds reappear?...last chance... Wee weeds shouldn't grow back, but bigger ones, especially ones with deep roots like dandelions probably will. I was intrigued by the mains ones mentioned by SC, but was disappointed to find they used electricity and not gas. They're like one of those electric paint strippers (ie a powerful hairdrier) on a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 1 hour ago, OBE said: I've just had a look on Amazon, £23 for wand & 4 cans of gas, but do the weeds reappear?...last chance... They sell them in home bargains , we got one from there last year and I’m sure it was cheaper than that . As lemongrab says smaller ones are gone but the bigger ones come back for more fun . Enjoy 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 28 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: Wee weeds shouldn't grow back, but bigger ones, especially ones with deep roots like dandelions probably will. I was intrigued by the mains ones mentioned by SC, but was disappointed to find they used electricity and not gas. They're like one of those electric paint strippers (ie a powerful hairdrier) on a stick. Dandies are not my gripe, it's this wee ***kin thing, it's everywhere, started on the pavement outside, now it's covered the mono-block. Any agronomists or gardeners any idea what this is...see photo. It flowers with a yellow head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 12 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: They sell them in home bargains , we got one from there last year and I’m sure it was cheaper than that . As lemongrab says smaller ones are gone but the bigger ones come back for more fun . Enjoy 😊 I love the smell of burning weed... thanks for the advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 1 hour ago, OBE said: I've just had a look on Amazon, £23 for wand & 4 cans of gas, but do the weeds reappear?...last chance... Don't **** around with blow torches, order yourself a vat of ready roundup. Despite wooly minded, namby pamby environmental concerns chemical warfare is a proven winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Governor Tarkin said: Don't **** around with blow torches, order yourself a vat of ready roundup. Despite wooly minded, namby pamby environmental concerns chemical warfare is a proven winner. Torches inconclusive, mono-blocks getting skooshed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 7 hours ago, OBE said: I've just had a look on Amazon, £23 for wand & 4 cans of gas, but do the weeds reappear?...last chance... They're shite for killing weeds, they're only good for burning the dead weeds after you've killed them with Roundup or Grazone if you don't want to kill gress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 5 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said: Don't **** around with blow torches, order yourself a vat of ready roundup. Despite wooly minded, namby pamby environmental concerns chemical warfare is a proven winner. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 13 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: They're shite for killing weeds, they're only good for burning the dead weeds after you've killed them with Roundup or Grazone if you don't want to kill gress. Appreciated, Roundup it is then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 (edited) 20 hours ago, OBE said: I've just had a look on Amazon, £23 for wand & 4 cans of gas, but do the weeds reappear?...last chance... None of the existing ones reappear with me. I've had it for about four years and very happy with it. It's useful for defining lawn edging too! Edited July 9, 2020 by Samuel Camazzola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 19 hours ago, OBE said: Dandies are not my gripe, it's this wee ***kin thing, it's everywhere, started on the pavement outside, now it's covered the mono-block. Any agronomists or gardeners any idea what this is...see photo. It flowers with a yellow head. I've had something similar to this and found a simple moss killer was enough to kill it off then wire brush it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said: I've had something similar to this and found a simple moss killer was enough to kill it off then wire brush it out. In hindsight, I shouldn't have used the kiln dried sand to stabilise the blocks. It should've been the Silka Set Sand. Thanks for the advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 (edited) 21 hours ago, OBE said: . Edited July 9, 2020 by 3fingersreid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 Just fell into a (drunken) sleep, when I was woken by Mrs Tjambo screaming. Turns one of the cats was chasing something, whatever it was fell on her and she swatted it away thinking it was a moth...Nope, it was a wasp and it stung her on the neck. I was the brave soul that smashed the daggered arsed **** with a trainer. Raging that I’m awake now and can’t get back to sleep, while she whines that her neck is sore! Wasps=Pricks Cats=Useless pricks Wives=torn faced pricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 14 hours ago, iantjambo said: Just fell into a (drunken) sleep, when I was woken by Mrs Tjambo screaming. Turns one of the cats was chasing something, whatever it was fell on her and she swatted it away thinking it was a moth...Nope, it was a wasp and it stung her on the neck. I was the brave soul that smashed the daggered arsed **** with a trainer. Raging that I’m awake now and can’t get back to sleep, while she whines that her neck is sore! Wasps=Pricks Cats=Useless pricks Wives=torn faced pricks 😂. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 14 hours ago, iantjambo said: Just fell into a (drunken) sleep, when I was woken by Mrs Tjambo screaming. Turns one of the cats was chasing something, whatever it was fell on her and she swatted it away thinking it was a moth...Nope, it was a wasp and it stung her on the neck. I was the brave soul that smashed the daggered arsed **** with a trainer. Raging that I’m awake now and can’t get back to sleep, while she whines that her neck is sore! Wasps=Pricks Cats=Useless pricks Wives=torn faced pricks So why was it only the wasp got smacked with the trainer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 (edited) On 03/02/2013 at 16:54, Der Kaiser said: Why...... For a room no-one except for me, my wife and my kids really go in...... This room being our bedroom....... Why...... When I make the bed........ Must I...... after making the bed........ Carefully arrange a scattering of different cushions across the top of the bed..... What the F__k are these cushions for? Why am I getting grief when I don't do this? Why is it ok for them to be thrown into the corner of the bedroom when we're sleeping but delicately arranged when we're working and there is no-one in the house? Is my window cleaners depression alieviated at the sight of our "showroom" bed? Will burglars be deterred from ransacking my house when they see how "lovely" the bed looks? Is it to lure them to sleep so we can catch them in the act? What are these cushions for? I know one of my mates also suffers from this? Is this a widespread problem? Is this too many questions? Is it? The reason you scatter the cushions is that you still want your hole. don't stop, just keep putting them magic things on the bed that make you sexy. Edit: for some reason I opened page 1 of this. I hope you're still putting those cushions on though 🤣 Edited July 11, 2020 by IronJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 37 minutes ago, IronJambo said: The reason you scatter the cushions is that you still want your hole. don't stop, just keep putting them magic things on the bed that make you sexy. Edit: for some reason I opened page 1 of this. I hope you're still putting those cushions on though 🤣 Divorced. Lack of cushions hasn't been a problem since..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: Divorced. Lack of cushions hasn't been a problem since..... Outstanding 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 On 11/07/2020 at 01:56, iantjambo said: Just fell into a (drunken) sleep, when I was woken by Mrs Tjambo screaming. Turns one of the cats was chasing something, whatever it was fell on her and she swatted it away thinking it was a moth...Nope, it was a wasp and it stung her on the neck. I was the brave soul that smashed the daggered arsed **** with a trainer. Raging that I’m awake now and can’t get back to sleep, while she whines that her neck is sore! Wasps=Pricks Cats=Useless pricks Wives=torn faced pricks That’s brilliant 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 I'm trying to sell a car on gumtree, why do people act like they are doing you a favour by offering stupid amounts, I have it on for 900 and people really think I'm going to take 400, If I wanted 400 i would have asked for 400, I've got some guy wanting to pay me through paypal and send a courier aswell that's obviously not a scam 🤬🤬🤬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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