sawtooth Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I have lurked in the shadows for some time, greatly enjoying reading the informed and misinformed alike. I have seen the mighty fall and the plebeians rise. I have but one question: Is having a high post count all it?s made out to be? Or should I just be another casualty at the walls of Jericho, slain on my quest to become TOP BOY PERSON? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I have lurked in the shadows for some time, greatly enjoying reading the informed and misinformed alike. I have seen the mighty fall and the plebeians rise. I have but one question: Is having a high post count all it?s made out to be? Or should I just be another casualty at the walls of Jericho, slain on my quest to become TOP BOY PERSON? You need a 1,000 posts or you're a Hobo. Conclusion: yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawtooth Posted January 13, 2013 Author Share Posted January 13, 2013 I think there needs to be a line in the sand drawn so we know where we stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I have 15 000 posts. Mainly consisting of absolute horse shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Go back to lurking, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seed1874 Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I have lurked in the shadows for some time, greatly enjoying reading the informed and misinformed alike. I have seen the mighty fall and the plebeians rise. I have but one question: Is having a high post count all it?s made out to be? Or should I just be another casualty at the walls of Jericho, slain on my quest to become TOP BOY PERSON? wait till a thousandairre facepalms you, then you will really be put in your place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawtooth Posted January 13, 2013 Author Share Posted January 13, 2013 Go back to lurking, thanks. Question answered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Question answered Just messing with you mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawtooth Posted January 13, 2013 Author Share Posted January 13, 2013 I have taken the liberty to make a Hobometer: Post # 0-250 Definite Hobo nay questions asked pal eh 251-500 Sniff, sniff, I smell a Hobo 501-1000 Might have been spotted within 50 miles of Tynecastle. 1001-2000 Once drank a pint at the Diggers 2001-25000 Hearts fan, but only part-timer eh 25001?50000 You can get a ticket for a cup final 50001-100000 You can voice an opinion on HMFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Jealousy, the jumble of secret worship and ostensible aversion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Its the quality not the quantity of the posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Post count is irrelevant. Unless the posts are continously negative, then its taken into account. There you find that low posters will fall under hobo suspicion, whilst the high ones are known or ignored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 It's spelt BOEY if you don't mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T.F.Robertson Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Its the quality not the quantity of the posts. That's me ****** on both counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Banker Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 If you have more than 10k posts you are extremely sad and need to leave your house more #fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I have 15 000 posts. Mainly consisting of absolute horse shit. tbf most of the threads you have started over the last 6 or 7 months have been top drawer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawtooth Posted January 13, 2013 Author Share Posted January 13, 2013 tbf most of the threads you have started over the last 6 or 7 months have been top drawer. I was always told not to go in there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I have taken the liberty to make a Hobometer: Post # 0-250 Definite Hobo nay questions asked pal eh 251-500 Sniff, sniff, I smell a Hobo 501-1000 Might have been spotted within 50 miles of Tynecastle. 1001-2000 Once drank a pint at the Diggers 2001-25000 Hearts fan, but only part-timer eh 25001?50000 You can get a ticket for a cup final 50001-100000 You can voice an opinion on HMFC. Feel free to make a chronicpatterometer and place yourself at the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makateer Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Its the quality not the quantity of the posts. ml has an absolutely stunning moment of clarity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawtooth Posted January 13, 2013 Author Share Posted January 13, 2013 Its the quality not the quantity of the posts. Maybe this can be solved by implementing a Hobo check, it's much like a grammar check, if you're spouting negative pish a wee wiggly green line goes under your text to alert you to your dirty Hobo style chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Go back to lurking, thanks. This. What a shite thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac_fae_Gillie Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 does seem to be a link between high post count and arrogance and a paranoia of hidden hobos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pumped4-1 Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I was always told not to go in there.... It's where the maroon n white dildos are kept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 ml has an absolutely stunning moment of clarity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 In this thread - dafties who slaver shite greet that folk call them out for slavering shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I thought that Gowser thread earlier today was as rock bottom as JKB could get. How wrong I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Maybe this can be solved by implementing a Hobo check, it's much like a grammar check, if you're spouting negative pish a wee wiggly green line goes under your text to alert you to your dirty Hobo style chat. His point is valid and your patter is crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 tbf most of the threads you have started over the last 6 or 7 months have been top drawer. Why thank you. Tbf the subject matter has been terrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niblick1874 Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Why thank you. Tbf the subject matter has been terrific. Non the less, you have done your bit to kept us in the right place. Well done that man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTT Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Anyone else read his in a hushed creepy voice.. lurking?... really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawtooth Posted January 13, 2013 Author Share Posted January 13, 2013 Anyone else read his in a hushed creepy voice.. lurking?... really? Lurking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Previously banned poster NAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Previously banned poster NAP Name or forever hold your piece ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I'm happy to say there is, and in doing so I'm even happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Name or forever hold your piece ? Mitty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 If you have more than 10k posts you are extremely sad and need to leave your house more #fact Anybody who puts a hash tag in a post on a message board needs to kill them self pronto Fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 bigger the post count, bigger the penis I heard... as in if you have a big post count, you are a big penis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 bigger the post count, bigger the penis I heard... as in if you have a big post count, you are a big penis! I thought it was the bigger the feet you have but you have a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawtooth Posted January 13, 2013 Author Share Posted January 13, 2013 I'm happy to say there is, and in doing so I'm even happier. That's the spirit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Mitty? not like you to be wide of the mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 not like you to be wide of the mark There'll be a meme coming your way now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I've only been on here for just over a year and have never been accused of being a hobo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 There'll be a meme coming your way now... It's why I do it, can't get enough of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I've only been on here for just over a year and have never been accused of being a hobo I was once, but the poster in question called everyone that. He also enjoyed the insult 'knob jockey' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I was once, but the poster in question called everyone that. He also enjoyed the insult 'knob jockey' I reckon you're one of the most impeachable hearts fans on this site to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do The Dance Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I've only been on here for just over a year and have never been accused of being a hobo Been on here for years and yet to be accused. Been called just about everything else due to my name and avatar tho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I reckon you're one of the most impeachable hearts fans on this site to be fair. Believe it or not, I got called it for defending Marius Zaliukas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I've only been on here for just over a year and have never been accused of being a hobo Is it really just a year? Hell of a first year bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I have lurked in the shadows for some time, greatly enjoying reading the informed and misinformed alike. I have seen the mighty fall and the plebeians rise. I have but one question: Is having a high post count all it?s made out to be? Or should I just be another casualty at the walls of Jericho, slain on my quest to become TOP BOY PERSON? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnybob72 Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 bigger the post count, bigger the penis I heard...you are FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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