Guest Alex Guttenplan Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Let's sort the Batemans from the...not-Batemans. Here's a very reliable check-list that I didn't just randomly find while wiki-surfing my boredom away: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hare_Psychopathy_Checklist I don't really hit any in Factor 1. Maybe shallow affectation? Probably not. Factor 2 though I recognise 3 or 4 in myself quite strongly, but not at all with a few others. I could be exaggerating certain aspects of myself to fit the factors (I don't know how impulsive you have to be to be considered impulsive by Hare). Overall, I'm boringly normal. Your turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 All of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Short answer is yes. I must be a real *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 a question which may or may not have been used by psychiatrists to test if you were a psychopath This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much the dream guy that she was searching for that she fell in love with him immediately. However, she never asked for his name or number and afterward could not find anyone who knew who he was. A few days later the girl killed her own sister. Question: Why did she kill her sister? what is your answer to this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I work with a guy who ticks every box in Factor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 None in the first factor, I don't think anyway Definitely recognize 1,3, 4, 5 and 6 in the second factor as well as the 'promiscuous sexual behavior' to some extent. Does that make me a half psychopath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex Guttenplan Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I work with a guy who ticks every box in Factor 1 You're going to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getintaethem Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 a question which may or may not have been used by psychiatrists to test if you were a psychopath This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much the dream guy that she was searching for that she fell in love with him immediately. However, she never asked for his name or number and afterward could not find anyone who knew who he was. A few days later the girl killed her own sister. Question: Why did she kill her sister? what is your answer to this Why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 a question which may or may not have been used by psychiatrists to test if you were a psychopath This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much the dream guy that she was searching for that she fell in love with him immediately. However, she never asked for his name or number and afterward could not find anyone who knew who he was. A few days later the girl killed her own sister. Question: Why did she kill her sister? what is your answer to this No idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I'm a sociopath, rather than a psychopath - not quite as dangerous, but almost? Now, if you'll excuse me... I have to return some video tapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 a question which may or may not have been used by psychiatrists to test if you were a psychopath This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much the dream guy that she was searching for that she fell in love with him immediately. However, she never asked for his name or number and afterward could not find anyone who knew who he was. A few days later the girl killed her own sister. Question: Why did she kill her sister? what is your answer to this Walked in on her sister getting pumped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I have to say mine come more from cat 1. Not really so much in cat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 a question which may or may not have been used by psychiatrists to test if you were a psychopath This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much the dream guy that she was searching for that she fell in love with him immediately. However, she never asked for his name or number and afterward could not find anyone who knew who he was. A few days later the girl killed her own sister. Question: Why did she kill her sister? what is your answer to this She wants to see the guy again, because she assumes that he'll show up to her sister's funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I have nearly all of the first factor (I'm not a pathological liar), and the odd few of the second. I know I also get the 1000 yard stare from time to time which is another sign of psychopathy. I very much doubt i'm a psychopath though. a question which may or may not have been used by psychiatrists to test if you were a psychopath This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much the dream guy that she was searching for that she fell in love with him immediately. However, she never asked for his name or number and afterward could not find anyone who knew who he was. A few days later the girl killed her own sister. Question: Why did she kill her sister? what is your answer to this To cause another funeral because he could come to that one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 bateman and hp88 you are psychopaths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasha Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I find the interviews with Breivik worrying interesting..... I dont hate him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 bateman and hp88 you are psychopaths Excellent, I shall use this post in my defence of culpable homicide, should this evening's experimental transfusion between the homeless human in my cellar and the next door neighbour's dog go awry. I wonder how many people this will totally disgust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex Guttenplan Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I find the interviews with Breivik worrying interesting..... I dont hate him There's a poster on here who loves him, particularly his dress sense. There's another poster who is the absolute spit of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I'll read it later to find out if I am or not. I'm too busy touching myself, whilst lookin at people's profiles on JKB, having an interesting conversation with my chinchilla and drinking a nice pint of my grans piss. I'll post the results later. Hope I'm not a psycho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 bateman and hp88 you are psychopaths Given my comparisons to the factors too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 1 in the 1st lot and a few more in the 2nd. What does this mean? Shall I tell the wife and bairn to barricade themselves in later on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasha Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 There's a poster on here who loves him, particularly his dress sense. There's another poster who is the absolute spit of him. tell me more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 There's a poster on here who loves him, particularly his dress sense. There's another poster who is the absolute spit of him. The doppleganger will be along soon to rebuff these claims, I'm sure of it :'>. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashgenerator Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Factor 1 'aggressive narcissism' is closer to a true psychopathic personality as factor 2 is largely a collection of behaviours. Bear that in mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex Guttenplan Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Given my comparisons to the factors too... What do you do for a living? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 What do you do for a living? I'm a Graphic Design student, just about to graduate. I have intentions of starting up my own business after uni though, which is going to involve a bit of design and programming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex Guttenplan Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I'm a Graphic Design student, just about to graduate. I have intentions of starting up my own business after uni though, which is going to involve a bit of design and programming. Takes all sorts, I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walrus Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 a question which may or may not have been used by psychiatrists to test if you were a psychopath This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much the dream guy that she was searching for that she fell in love with him immediately. However, she never asked for his name or number and afterward could not find anyone who knew who he was. A few days later the girl killed her own sister. Question: Why did she kill her sister? what is your answer to this gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.." ... da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.." ... da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx Buteful m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 if you're concerned you might be a psychopath, then you're definitely not a psychopath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getintaethem Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 if you're concerned you might be a psychopath, then you're definitely not a psychopath. What about if your concerned that your NOT a psychopath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-psychopathy-test Just click skip to results to avoid an email sign-up. 15 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex Guttenplan Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 http://www.okcupid.c...sychopathy-test Just click skip to results to avoid an email sign-up. 15 points. 25 Some of those questions are misleading, though. Actually, it says you need 30 or more to be a psycho so I'm fine :inappropriatesmileygiventhethread: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 29 "True psycopath" Don't **** with Tommy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_vlad Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 25 Some of those questions are misleading, though. Actually, it says you need 30 or more to be a psycho so I'm fine :inappropriatesmileygiventhethread: True Psychopath and proud of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Marcus and guttenplan can lick my non-norwegian balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-psychopathy-test Just click skip to results to avoid an email sign-up. 15 points. 30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alex Guttenplan Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 True Psychopath and proud of it! Yours is the least surprising. I've never seen you do anything sane or sensible. Trying to re-create the Hearts bus tour ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 23 8 emotional detachment 15 chaotic lifestyle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Too busy to take the test you cant! I have to return some videotapes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Not really a psycho! You scored 5 on Emotional Detachment and 9 on Chaotic Lifestyle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. T Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 My 30 was: 18 on Emotional Detachment and 12 on Chaotic Lifestyle, but I think the chaotic lifestyle probably should be lower than that, some of the questions were too positive or negative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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