hmfc_liam06 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 The seven a side league me and my mates play in has some crackin names for teams. Whats the best you have heard or come up with? Bareassalona Sporting Lesbian Sha*ger Donesk Inter Yerma Are just a few from the league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester™ Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Sparka Fag (which I nicked from a Pitz team to use as my Fantasy League Name!). Obi Wan - Kenobi nil is my new fave though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 My fives team for the first two years of uni was Sporting Lesbian. We were pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc_liam06 Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Sparka Fag (which I nicked from a Pitz team to use as my Fantasy League Name!). Obi Wan - Kenobi nil is my new fave though. classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Maroon Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Years ago (25-30 years?) I am sure there was a team in one of the Edinburgh amateur leagues called AC Milanda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Sporting Lesbian is a cracker like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Aberdeen supporters team called Inter Malamb I thought was quite good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Inter Mission....half time lasts 5 hours:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 at school there was a fantasy football competition, one of my friends had The Sofa kings EASY. He won the competition and they even read his name and team names out at assembly. Prettyfunny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felix Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Some of my favourites:- Dyslexia Untied Red Star Bellend Grass Smokers Zurich LSD Eindhoven Shackthar Senseless Rapid Viagra Inter Masister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tott Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Hibs....i win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfather Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Our 5's team was called Rehab Madrid and one of teh other teams was Weare thebeermen (Werder Bramen) thight that was quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Sure my brother told me of an Aberdeen pub team from the Mill Inn who, not all that surprisingly, called themselves AC Mill Inn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 I used to play for the Davy Crocket Fan Club - the name itself wasnt hilarious, but we thought our nickname of 'beaver hunters' was hilarious when we were all drunken students! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fort Vallance Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Norfolk Enchance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Deportivo Wanka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Grampus 8 My Hamster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 FC Twente Bensons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auldbauldfan Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 An old one - "Dynamo Mince" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Kieth , Gets me everytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Bayern Bru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Borussia MunchinKickback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Norfolk Enchance Local derby against Suffolk & Watt. Legend has it that Wayne Rooney tried to name his racehorse, "Norfolk & Chance" but the folk in charge wouldn't allow the spud-faced chav to do so. Our fantasy league has got an Obi Wan Kenobe Nil plus others that are based on individual players: "Babel: Pig in the City", "Goater's Head Soup", "Supersize Mido", "Taking the Pizzaro" and "Sur-real Madrid Lampshade" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 At a charity tournament I played in there was a team called: "My wife's not a wrestler, but you should see her box". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Team from the edinburgh saturday amateur league 2-3 seasons ago was called Sporting Wizardo, new team in the league and every player had his nickname on the back of his shirt! They were terrible think we beat them 11-0 and the folded the week after ! Same season there was a team that was something like Dynamo Tchucter from prestonpans !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 My team is Moleicester City Some of my other favourites are: Breast Rummage Albion Werder Hymen Eintracht Mind Paris Sh4ggedyerma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 My team is Moleicester City Some of my other favourites are: Breast Rummage Albion Werder Hymen Eintracht Mind Paris Sh4ggedyerma I have a new favourite for next year's Fantasy League Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Edinburgh Universitiy Music Department had an team called "PSV Beethoven" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronnie_fife Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 HIV Eindhoven sounds better then LSD, IMO. I also heard someone say there was a team once called Gary Glitter U-16's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Ross Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Scunthorpe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Real Betis HotPot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auldbauldfan Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Surrey Clachnacudden, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest juvehearts Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 i play on daily record football website heres the top ten from my league area Multiple Scorgasms Victorious secret Big Test Icicles The Abusement Park Scared Hitless Smoking trees & Strokin 3s Here for the beer The Mighty Morphin Flower Arangers Cunning Stunts The Masters Batters The Cereal Killers Hugh Jass Construction Scissor Me Timbers The Muffin Stuffers Viscious and Delicious Red Hot Oompa-Loompas Ramrod AFC Fat Men Farting Thunder Down Under theirs thousands , i cant be assed crawling thru the lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grev Rev Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Another odd name is the Norwegian premier team Odd Grenland, more commonly known as Odd. ( homepage: http://www.oddgrenland.no ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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