Jamdub Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Rangers manager Ally McCoist insists he has no intention of quitting the Scottish champions. Rumours that McCoist could walk away from the club were rife after he emerged from Ibrox looking grim faced following a meeting with chairman Craig Whyte on transfer deadline day. Top goalscorer Nikica Jelavic was sold to Everton but McCoist was unable to secure a replacement before the deadline. Asked on Friday whether he thought about quitting, McCoist said: "Absolutely never. "There must have been 500 snaps of me leaving Ibrox and about 10 snaps with my face tripping me. "My face wasn't tripping me. I can assure supporters I wasn't storming out. I'm as committed to doing this job as I've ever been." Meanwhile, McCoist insists there is no bad feeling between the club and Jelavic over his transfer to Everton. Ibrox chiefs and the striker on Thursday appeared to be at odds over whether the Croatian wanted to quit Ibrox or not. McCoist said: "There is no ill feeling between any of us and Nikica. He was wonderful here, he's a great lad and he goes with our best wishes. We hope he's a success and I'm sure he will be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Why's he called 'chocolate Sally' ? That's probably worse than calling Jelavic 'Jellyfish' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Why's he called 'chocolate Sally' ? That's probably worse than calling Jelavic 'Jellyfish' Nothing is worse than calling Jelavic, Jellyfish. Nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamdub Posted February 3, 2012 Author Share Posted February 3, 2012 Why's he called 'Chocolate Sally' ? That's probably worse than calling Jelavic 'Jellyfish' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Seriously, I dont get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamdub Posted February 3, 2012 Author Share Posted February 3, 2012 Seriously, I dont get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasha Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Seriously, I dont get it. He took her up the wrong un? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamdub Posted February 3, 2012 Author Share Posted February 3, 2012 I would suggest its the old, if he was chocolate he would eat himself one, coupled with the fact he gets called "sally" as a piss take on Ally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I would suggest its the old, if he was chocolate he would eat himself one, coupled with the fact he gets called "sally" as a piss take on Ally. Ah right. I though it was something I'd missed and it was something everyone was calling him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Jellyfish thank **** he moved down south so we can stop that horrendous patter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Nothing is worse than calling Jelavic, Jellyfish. Nothing. The Holocaust? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 The Holocaust? Borderline. But the Jellyfish chat just sneaks it. Up there with Smelltic, Rankgers, Murderwell, Hobos etc. Brutal stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Borderline. But the Jellyfish chat just sneaks it. Up there with Smelltic, Rankgers, Murderwell, Hobos etc. Brutal stuff. St Midden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Borderline. But the Jellyfish chat just sneaks it. Up there with Smelltic, Rankgers, Murderwell, Hobos etc. Brutal stuff. x 1 billion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Loblaw Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 St Midden I'm assuming Aberceltic is acceptable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Nothing is worse than calling Jelavic, Jellyfish. Nothing. Disagree. Calling the OF 'Jedward' is the shannest of shan patter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Fenlol as well. Doesnt even make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Disagree. Calling the OF 'Jedward' is the shannest of shan patter. Thanks for reminding me of that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Fenlol as well. Doesnt even make sense. At least Fenloan makes sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikeDudley Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Fenlol as well. Doesnt even make sense. it's either that or we could call himself something slightly less PG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Can only agree with what's being said here. Chocolate Sally (what?), Jellyfish, Laugherty, Jedward, Fenlol, Rearend but the ******* worst by a mile is HOBO. HOBO ffs. Never heard it once in real life, thankfully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Can only agree with what's being said here. Chocolate Sally (what?), Jellyfish, Laugherty, Jedward, Fenlol, Rearend but the ******* worst by a mile is HOBO. HOBO ffs. Never heard it once in real life, thankfully. You're a luckier guy than I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackney Hearts Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 but the ******* worst by a mile is HOBO. No, worse than that is YAM. (not heard much on here admittedly) I mean, what is the point? I don't like Hobo, but I can at least understand that it has some vaguely negative connotation. But Yam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezza Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Can only agree with what's being said here. Chocolate Sally (what?), Jellyfish, Laugherty, Jedward, Fenlol, Rearend but the ******* worst by a mile is HOBO. HOBO ffs. Never heard it once in real life, thankfully. Agree with the above but YAM takes any biscuit in the shannest, cringe-st name comp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I'm sorry to say I've already called Hibs new number 19 "kujabi" kujobi. Sorry lads. The most embarrassing has to be the kind nickname the lovely, welcoming and hospitable Scottish media has for our owner. Mad Vlad. No other nicknames for any other owners in the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I'm sorry to say I've already called Hibs new number 19 "kujabi" kujobi. Sorry lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 *hangs head in shame* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Nothing is worse than calling Jelavic, Jellyfish. Nothing. Always preferred "Yellyabitch" anyway. Particularly after Blackie nailed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmaroon Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Where would we be without the Shanpatter Polis? Is it true you have to have an IQ of over 85 to be a member and be vainglorious at the same time? PS I have no problems with Daffynitions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Where would we be without the Shanpatter Polis? Is it true you have to have an IQ of over 85 to be a member and be vainglorious at the same time? PS I have no problems with Daffynitions! :stare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambotommy Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Remember someone recently on here calling the Hun yerrabitch...I laughed out loud at that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 At least Fenloan makes sense How does Fenloan make sense but Fenlol doesnt or were you being ironic and forgot the oh so intelligent use of smilies . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyn Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I'm sorry to say I've already called Hibs new number 19 "kujabi" kujobi. Sorry lads. The most embarrassing has to be the kind nickname the lovely, welcoming and hospitable Scottish media has for our owner. Mad Vlad. No other nicknames for any other owners in the country. it is a fair enough though, he doesnt do much to help himself does he??!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Bombscare and number 16 are the best ones. :'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Bombscare and number 16 are the best ones. :'> Don't forget 'silky suso' and 'big bad bouzid'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I'm sorry to say I've already called Hibs new number 19 "kujabi" kujobi. Sorry lads. The most embarrassing has to be the kind nickname the lovely, welcoming and hospitable Scottish media has for our owner. Mad Vlad. No other nicknames for any other owners in the country. I use to call Bon Jovi Bon Jobby. In fact, I still do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I do think the Gambian Roberto Carlos or the Irish Messi is worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 St Midden St Liedown???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 St Liedown???? Perfectly justified and accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Don't forget Dundee Hibernian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Don't forget Dundee Hibernian Not the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 sheep/Abersheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Not the same thing. How so? To me it seems the same as Abercellik... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 How so? To me it seems the same as Abercellik... Dundee Hibernian was their original name. I think that's what he's meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackney Hearts Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 How so? To me it seems the same as Abercellik... Except Aberdeen have never officially been known as Abercellik..... Have they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Dundee Hibernian was their original name. I think that's what he's meaning. Ahh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I'm OK with Dundee Hibernian, St Liedown, sellick and Aber green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackney Hearts Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I'm OK with Dunshiteline, St Shitestone, Shitemarnock and Invershite Caleshiteian Shitel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Chick Dung Neil Dungcaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I'm OK with Dundee Hibernian, St Liedown, sellick and Aber green I was going to say the exact same thing. Especially Aber-green or sheep. Very good troll device on Don's fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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