tartofmidlothian Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Owwwwwwwwwch http://www.joe.ie/football/football-news/nuts-scott-dann-out-with-ruptured-testicle-0018755-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Heart surgery for Gael Givet too. 300 beats a minute - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 Anything to avoid being associated with Steve Kean's Blackburn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I worked with a guy who dislocated his hip/pelvis playing rugby. They then popped it back in, but trapped his testicle in the joint as they did so. I'd say that's worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 I worked with a guy who dislocated his hip/pelvis playing rugby. They then popped it back in, but trapped his testicle in the joint as they did so. I'd say that's worse. That's worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 This injury may benefit the Scotland national team, as it will give Grant Hanley a run out as a starting center back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.T.K Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I worked with a guy who dislocated his hip/pelvis playing rugby. They then popped it back in, but trapped his testicle in the joint as they did so. I'd say that's worse. I heard this story... the guy, or another guy, tore his voice box or something screaming in pain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Hrvoje Custic agrees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I heard this story... the guy, or another guy, tore his voice box or something screaming in pain! The story was in FHM !! Sounded horrific !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I worked with a guy who dislocated his hip/pelvis playing rugby. They then popped it back in, but trapped his testicle in the joint as they did so. I'd say that's worse. This post almost made me physically sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Hrvoje Custic agrees. Just googled this guy. Brutal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deejtee Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I worked with a guy who dislocated his hip/pelvis playing rugby. They then popped it back in, but trapped his testicle in the joint as they did so. I'd say that's worse. Working in this area this sounds impossible...bollocks perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I remember a lad coming to school at roslin primary with blood all over him coz he had hit the kerb on his big brother racer style bike,and ripped his ball bag on the handlebars!! If one of them wasnt ruptured I dont know how!!! I dont like injured ankles where they point in the wrong direction,always makes me squirm and I aint squeamish!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Crane Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Former Scotland rugby captain, Budge Poutney, lost one of his when playing for Northampton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C 7 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 The David Busst one was pretty horific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartbeat Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 The David Busst one was pretty horific. yip if I mind right Scmichell (sp) puked up I once went in for a tackle and collided with another player next thing I knew ambulance is on the pitch and some doughnut is leaning over me saying "fek sake its a feking bad one " just what you want to hear. Broken jaw, depressed cheekbone fracture and teeth sticking through my bottom lip. Few days in hospital for a self employed guy with three young kids made me re think my priorities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Crane Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I give you Edwald Lienen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napoleon Wilson Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I worked with a guy who dislocated his hip/pelvis playing rugby. They then popped it back in, but trapped his testicle in the joint as they did so. I'd say that's worse. I heard a similar story concerning Aussie rules football. Doesn't' t bare thinking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Templeton Peck Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 When I was at school a guy in my PE class tore his bollocks open on the little hook on a badminton stand. Funnily enough he changed schools not long after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 i remember in my teens one of my mates ruptured his balls when he went flying off his BMX and straight into a wall Then another one of our mates balls ruptured simply because he was growing too fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasman Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Don't think injuries get worse than Senna's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Clint Malarchuk's isn't nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Clint Malarchuk's isn't nice. When he had his jugular slit by a skate or when he shot himself in the face? Not the best luck tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Le Clos Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 When he had his jugular slit by a skate or when he shot himself in the face? Not the best luck tbh Very unlucky. I was on about his throat though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 I give you Edwald Lienen http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ewald_Lienen "In shock, despite his open leg Lienen ran after the coach of Werder Bremen, Otto Rehhagel, whom he blamed for the foul insisting that Rehhagel had incited Siegmann to play rough. The wound required 23 stitches, however, after just 17 days Lienen started practising again." NAILS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 While we're on the greatest hits, this one always got me wincing. Although was it his shinpad that made it look bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Very unlucky. I was on about his throat though. Ha aye I figured lol. Apparently that happened to someone else too! (not the shoot themselves in the face part) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee_Tam Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wee_Tam Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 lmao thats better than the poor judge who got a javelin in the arm at the atlanta olympics (i think it was that one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee_Tam Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 ******* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 That's got to be photoshopped. Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gregory House M.D. Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 That's got to be photoshopped. Right? Nope, to think the guy paid to watch animal cruelty then ended up like this Karma some might say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rastajambo Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Who ever wrote that article needs to be PUN-ISHED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Enough. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Youtube "Allan Rae Eye" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rastajambo Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=2&ved=0CCIQtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D1GV34UbjFMY&ei=V8zvTvnkJYKL8gP7-NCeCg&usg=AFQjCNHLUzXxRmOIhXm9gvV57GqtPzcJgQ wasn't so hard to post a video was it billy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Youtube "Allan Rae Eye" Oh my days. That's rank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Suprised no- ones mentioned Alfe Inge Haaland's injury against Man Utd. Yes it was hardly accidentally, but it was so bad he never played again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napoleon Wilson Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Suprised no- ones mentioned Alfe Inge Haaland's injury against Man Utd. Yes it was hardly accidentally, but it was so bad he never played again Its not actually true that Haaland was never able to play again after the injury from Keane, just commonly thought. He had another season and a half at City before going back to Norwegian football. He was however never able to complete a full 90 mins again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Suprised no- ones mentioned Alfe Inge Haaland's injury against Man Utd. Yes it was hardly accidentally, but it was so bad he never played again That great urban myth Haaland outlasted Keanes career Infact he only retired quite recently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon tinted glasses 2 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 My son who was 13 at the time was sitting on the edge of the settee and i was standing just to his right about a foot back when for some reason he (to this day i will never know why) decided to put all his effeort and power into a perfectly aimed backhand to my goolies. The result was being signed off work for four weeks due to having a detatched ball that had also burst at the end, I didnt sleep for the following 4 days due to the horrific pain from sitting, standing and lying down. I ended up having to get the nut removed after a couple of months due to the constant dull pain discomfort however when the poor chap did go it was such a relief and i will never regret the descision i made. The biggest hurdle i did face throughout the whole ordeal was keeping my focus when attending the antenatal ward and getting my sack all jellied up by a stunning nurse from New Zealand for a scan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee_Tam Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 My son who was 13 at the time was sitting on the edge of the settee and i was standing just to his right about a foot back when for some reason he (to this day i will never know why) decided to put all his effeort and power into a perfectly aimed backhand to my goolies. The result was being signed off work for four weeks due to having a detatched ball that had also burst at the end, I didnt sleep for the following 4 days due to the horrific pain from sitting, standing and lying down. I ended up having to get the nut removed after a couple of months due to the constant dull pain discomfort however when the poor chap did go it was such a relief and i will never regret the descision i made. The biggest hurdle i did face throughout the whole ordeal was keeping my focus when attending the antenatal ward and getting my sack all jellied up by a stunning nurse from New Zealand for a scan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Its not actually true that Haaland was never able to play again after the injury from Keane, just commonly thought. He had another season and a half at City before going back to Norwegian football. He was however never able to complete a full 90 mins again. good info there, I didn't know that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napoleon Wilson Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Yeah sorry i didnt mean to seem like a Pedantic Arsehole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 The biggest hurdle i did face throughout the whole ordeal was keeping my focus when attending the antenatal ward and getting my sack all jellied up by a stunning nurse from New Zealand for a scan. Were you about to give birth?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Striker Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 That great urban myth Haaland outlasted Keanes career Infact he only retired quite recently Not sure this is correct. Widely reported that he retired in 2003 - 2 years after the incident and certainly not outlasting Keane. It was his other knee that actually caused the retirement though "Haaland's retirement was confirmed in 2003 and even though it was his left knee that would not respond to surgery and treatment he has always believed Keane's tackle on his right was the root cause" Keane tackle haunts Haaland "Alf Inge Haaland has announced his full retirement from football" (2003) Haaland retirement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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