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Dont know how to upload pics on here its harder than hitting a target at 400m in 50mph winds but seen on FB that the police have requested we have our safety certificate re-examined for upcoming games inc the derby.

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hughesie27

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been here before

Well if its on facebook it must be true.

 

It would make sense I suppose plus if it inconveniences Hubz and Sellick a bit then fair doos.

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David McCaig

We'll just have to go back to Murrayfield for the Derby and rake in more cash then...lol.

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hughesie27

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Rab87

Call my cynical, but the letter seems rather unprofessional in it's tone. 

 

I smell sh1te.

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Tams bird

No water in toilet, definitely a police matter :huh2:

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Dannie Boy

I think the bit about the Directors is a give away that this is Fake News.

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Boab

If nothing else, you do get a laugh on here at times.

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Rab87

Our next few games will take place "in the hours of darkness" hahahaha.

 

 

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Manny1874

I'm not saying it's fake, but it is unfortunate that they misspelt John McNeill's name in the letter head. 

 

 

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Rab87
4 minutes ago, Manny1874 said:

I'm not saying it's fake, but it is unfortunate that they misspelt John McNeill's name in the letter head. 

 

 

It seems oor Bob needs to go on a communications course.

 

Someone should forward Bob the email to correct him. I am sure he would be shocked and surprised at the errors made.

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Geoff Kilpatrick

This has a smell of Dear Mr Gustas about it...

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Thomaso
26 minutes ago, hughesie27 said:

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I would worry if I was the idiot who forged a letter on Police letter heading.

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Thomaso
19 minutes ago, Dannie Boy said:

I think the bit about the Directors is a give away that this is Fake News.

 

 

The letter is a pile of shit - however the lack of segregation/separate exit for Directors and other Club's officials is something that I have queried in the past TBH. 

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davemclaren
5 minutes ago, Thomaso said:

 

 

The letter is a pile of shit - however the lack of segregation/separate exit for Directors and other Club's officials is something that I have queried in the past TBH. 

I assumed they would be up the back of the stand and leave by ine if the exits up there eventually. 

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johnthomas

Worraloadasheeite

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Thomaso
3 minutes ago, davemclaren said:

I assumed they would be up the back of the stand and leave by ine if the exits up there eventually. 

 

Come again Dave?

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fabienleclerq
4 minutes ago, Thomaso said:

 

Come again Dave?

Is there not rear exits for the skyline lounge? Assumed the directors would eventually use these.

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Rab87
1 minute ago, fabienleclerq said:

Is there not rear exits for the skyline lounge? Assumed the directors would eventually use these.

Whoooosh

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davemclaren
9 minutes ago, Thomaso said:

 

Come again Dave?

Sorry, my thumb and phone technique gets worse.

 

I thought the directors would eventually move up the back of the stand and then arrive/leave by one of the exits up there. 

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Thomaso
5 minutes ago, fabienleclerq said:

Is there not rear exits for the skyline lounge? Assumed the directors would eventually use these.

 

There are separate staircases from the Skyline Lounge to the back of the stand.  Last discussion I had was that these would be used by Skyline corporate customers once the lounge is open.  The current Directors seat location is a bit unsuitable so they may well relocate to the back of the stand, however that is a fair distance from the Director's lounge.

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Thomaso
2 minutes ago, davemclaren said:

Sorry, my thumb and phone technique gets worse.

 

I thought the directors would eventually move up the back of the stand and then arrive/leave by one of the exits up there. 

 

Mine too!!!

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kila
25 minutes ago, Thomaso said:

 

 

I would worry if I was the idiot who forged a letter on Police letter heading.

 

This!

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Jambos_1874
1 hour ago, David McCaig said:

We'll just have to go back to Murrayfield for the Derby and rake in more cash then...lol.

 

Joking aside, what kind of attendance do you think we get for a derby at Murrayfield (assuming just an average league game and unrestricted tickets available for both sides up to capacity)? Same question as well for a Scottish Cup final, given that it would be in Edinburgh do you think it would sell out?

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D'Jambo

If it is genuine, I'd be wondering who in the council decided to copy that and share it on line.

 

It's got Bob Paris's email and phone number on it. Lets call him and ask if it's real :)

 

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busby1985

Hahahahhahahahahaha incredible. Why are they so obsessed with us and our stand.  Someone has actually went to the trouble of making that up haha. Incredible scenes. 

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D'Jambo

Phoned him

 

He's not in the office at the moment.

 

His colleague was a bit concerned about how I got the number and said if there was a letter then more info would follow.

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Thomaso
17 minutes ago, D'Jambo said:

Phoned him

 

He's not in the office at the moment.

 

His colleague was a bit concerned about how I got the number and said if there was a letter then more info would follow.

 

Did you email him a copy of 'his' letter?

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Armageddon
1 hour ago, hughesie27 said:

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So there's a Hibby in Bob Parks team that's been using polis headed paper for a prank.  This has got to end well eh?

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Cruyff Turn

Only Hibs supporters would be obsessed enough and sad enough to do this. 

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D'Jambo

No, just phoned. I'm thinking of taking my daughter this weekend but don't want to be standing around in long queues and obviously her safety is my prime concern.

 

 

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redm

You'd have to be incredibly stupid to falsify a police letter. I know we're talking colossal dafties here, but this is a step further than I think they'd go.

I'm going with real, and council employee leak. 

 

I hope I'm wrong.

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D'Jambo

I think you're right

 

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Rab87
1 minute ago, redm said:

You'd have to be incredibly stupid to falsify a police letter. I know we're talking colossal dafties here, but this is a step further than I think they'd go.

I'm going with real, and council employee leak. 

 

I hope I'm wrong.

It's incredibly badly written, if it is to be real, I would be surprised that the standard of writing was not higher.

 

Additionally, there is no reference, surely it would be standard protocol to reference such correspondence.

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Allowayjambo1874

Would there not be a signature as well?

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weegiejambo8
1 hour ago, Thomaso said:

 

 

I would worry if I was the idiot who forged a letter on Police letter heading.

:spoton:

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redm
1 minute ago, Rab87 said:

It's incredibly badly written, if it is to be real, I would be surprised that the standard of writing was not higher.

 

Additionally, there is no reference, surely it would be standard protocol to reference such correspondence.

 

What are the chances of someone being thick enough to fake a police letter AND have access to real contact details for a senior officer? 

It's much more plausible that a shady council employee decided they might get away with leaking it. Or I think it is anyway. 

 

Guess we'll just have to wait and see. SUSPENSE. :teehee:

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Boab

I don't think Sherlock Holmes will be required to crack this particular case.

 

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MacPhee
1 minute ago, redm said:

 

What are the chances of someone being thick enough to fake a police letter AND have access to real contact details for a senior officer? 

It's much more plausible that a shady council employee decided they might get away with leaking it. Or I think it is anyway. 

 

Guess we'll just have to wait and see. SUSPENSE. :teehee:

 

We dont know that its a real officer?

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Thomaso
10 minutes ago, D'Jambo said:

No, just phoned. I'm thinking of taking my daughter this weekend but don't want to be standing around in long queues and obviously her safety is my prime concern.

 

 

 

She won't be able to wash her hands after a visit to the Ladies...................:wacko2:

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Thomaso
11 minutes ago, redm said:

You'd have to be incredibly stupid to falsify a police letter. I know we're talking colossal dafties here, but this is a step further than I think they'd go.

I'm going with real, and council employee leak. 

 

I hope I'm wrong.

 

You're wrong!

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D'Jambo
2 minutes ago, MacPhee said:

 

We dont know that its a real officer?

 

 

Yes we do. And it is. I just spoke to his colleague.

 

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redm
2 minutes ago, MacPhee said:

 

We dont know that its a real officer?

 

Oh, we do. He's very real.

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MacPhee
Just now, D'Jambo said:

 

 

Yes we do. And it is. I just spoke to his colleague.

 

cool

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D'Jambo
2 minutes ago, Thomaso said:

 

She won't be able to wash her hands after a visit to the Ladies...................:wacko2:

 

 

No half time pie for her then :)

 

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MacPhee
Just now, redm said:

 

Oh, we do. He's very real.

 

cool

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