Morgan Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Crab sticks Just dinny eh Couldn't agree more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Agreed! I love chocolate but hate chocolate ice cream or chocolate milk. That's it. I could eat chocolate every day and eat ice cream every day also. But together? No thanks. Bang on with chocolate milk too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS86 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Ham & Pineapple pizza is a hate of mine, Pineapple on a pizza is just wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Yup agree, also when you order fish and they present you with the whole thing, I am not gonny eat the heid so why is it on my plate..grrr Some people do, I've got friends who fight over it at the table, as they reckon it makes you clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Liver and kidney. Do not get it. They taste & feel exactly as you'd expect them to, which is half the problem. Like biting into organs. Ick. Saying that, I had sweetbreads recently, survived them okay and didn't vomit all down myself so maybe it's time to try them again. Totally agree bud, that stiff is just offal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Some people do, I've got friends who fight over it at the table, as they reckon it makes you clever. Exclusive: Garry O'Connor doesn't eat fish heads. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Exclusive: Garry O'Connor doesn't eat fish heads. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micole Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Some people do, I've got friends who fight over it at the table, as they reckon it makes you clever. Yuk....makes you clever they say mmm...nup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I forgot to mention baked beans. They're satans nipples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Ham & Pineapple pizza is a hate of mine, Pineapple on a pizza is just wrong Correct. I like pineapple but it belongs nowhere near a pizza. Or near a cut of gammon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Correct. I like pineapple but it belongs nowhere near a pizza. Or near a cut of gammon! Basically any fruit near meat is a no-no for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HamishMcGonagall Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Basically any fruit near meat is a no-no for me. Agree. The only fruits that belong near meat are peppers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS86 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Basically any fruit near meat is a no-no for me. Tomato and peppers on a meaty pizza I can live with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Mussels...or pretty much any shellfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Agree. The only fruits that belong near meat are peppers. Tomato and peppers on a meaty pizza I can live with Fair points. I never think of peppers as fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Sweet corn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 It was probably well-done. A well-done steak is a ruined steak with all the flavour and juices cooked out of it. A nice cut of steak cooked medium rare is a thing of beauty. For years I had my steak well done. Then I tried a steak medium cooked and it was tremendous. Never doing a steak well done ever again. Feardies need to get over the worry of a bit pink in the middle. Does absolutely no harm and you get a luscious, tasty, soft cut to enjoy. **** the H1b5... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobreath Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Marzipan. Congealed pus from Beelzebub's own pilonidal sinus. I had to Google pilonidal sinus. I wish I hadn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I had to Google pilonidal sinus. I wish I hadn't. I was going to Google it too but on the back of your post I'm not going to bother now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I was going to Google it too but on the back of your post I'm not going to bother now. Couldn't help myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 For years I had my steak well done. Then I tried a steak medium cooked and it was tremendous. Never doing a steak well done ever again. Feardies need to get over the worry of a bit pink in the middle. Does absolutely no harm and you get a luscious, tasty, soft cut to enjoy. **** the H1b5... I was the same. No turning back after you've tried it cooked properly. So much tastier and juicier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Couldn't help myself. Been nice knowing you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDonald Jardine Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I forgot to mention baked beans. They're satans nipples. I love baked beans but they're just wrong with a cooked breakfast, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Fruit Mushrooms Tomato Fish Peppers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Tofu - Tastes of nowt, the fact you have to soak it in something tasty just to make it vaguely edible should be a clue. Texture is disgusting too. Egg whites - Again slimey and taste of feck all. Egg white omelette? Sew your mouth up, you don't deserve food! Fish - Tastes of fish. Anything else is fair game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber and celery, add in marzipan. RANCID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber and celery, add in marzipan. RANCID. Did you write the Spam song for Monty Python? :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Gentleman Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 My Dad used to eat Tripe - the smell of it cooking made me boak. Same here. IIRC, my mother used to sort of poach it in milk for him. Faither was the only one one in the family who ate it. Used to stink the hoose oot for days. My current favourite non-food is the recently re-discovered miracle vegetable, kale. It may or may be be good for you, but it's totally meh. Besides, I had enough kale soup when I was young to last a lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber, cucumber and celery, add in marzipan. RANCID. It has its uses.(to be clear, not for me). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 It has its uses.(to be clear, not for me). I'm like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VivaObua Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Baby Jacket potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowmans_Boot Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Mince and tatties, Scotch pies, stovies..... tasteless, horrible food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Cadburys chocolate fingers. So unsatisfying. An abomination of a 'biscuit'. Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Mince and tatties, Scotch pies, stovies..... tasteless, horrible food. Two letters can solve all of those. HP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Slim Stylee Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Turkey mince I've never tried it- but that's the point- WTF would you use it for? or chicken mince for that matter It's awful! They use it such a lot out here. But I give you Vegan cheese. Just **** off awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Mince and tatties, Scotch pies, stovies..... tasteless, horrible food.Ban please mods, this is probably the most obvious troll in the history of JKB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Potato skins (I don't mean on a baked potato or new potatoes). Restaurants use to throw them in the bin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Most seafood Coleslaw Tomatoes Just a very select few without even scratching the surface Sent from my HUAWEI VNS-L31 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Prawns and cream in volevont, maybe wrong spelling but my gran had them at her ruby wedding years ago, Also as mentioned pineapple in pizza , just does not go, mind you my wife takes salad cram with her haggis, wrong un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannonfoda Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Courgettes, sweetcorn and smoked fish are disgusting. local chipie does brown fish supper - dont like fish but smoked fish and chips are amazing. hate mussels pointless things plus serious amount of faff for something so small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Prawns and cream in volevont, maybe wrong spelling but my gran had them at her ruby wedding years ago, Also as mentioned pineapple in pizza , just does not go, mind you my wife takes salad cram with her haggis, wrong un. Salad cream with haggis?? Grounds for divorce there Harold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 After dinner today I have to add roast beef and all the trimmings. Love the trimmings, especially the roast tatties and yorkies, but the meat itself is so tasteless, but everyone else is sayi g how good the meat tasted. No it didn't, it was the gravy I made that had the taste. If the meat was that tasty you wouldn't need my special gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Fudge Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 After dinner today I have to add roast beef and all the trimmings. Love the trimmings, especially the roast tatties and yorkies, but the meat itself is so tasteless, but everyone else is sayi g how good the meat tasted. No it didn't, it was the gravy I made that had the taste. If the meat was that tasty you wouldn't need my special gravy. With you on this one, most of the flavour is on the bottom of the tray which I'm guessing you used in your gravy. The beef then becomes just something to chew. Reminds me of the boxers back in the day that would eat steak leading up to fights, they would chew all the goodness out and put the remainder back on the plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lsimp77 Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Eggs. Doesn?t matter how they?re cooked or what they?re served with I just find them absolutely disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 If the meat was that tasty you wouldn't need my special gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 If the meat was that tasty you wouldn't need my special gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Vegetarian "meat" Vegan cheese All that shit gives me the rage for some reason. I once had a customer moaning her **** off at me because we had ran out of vegetarian "Ham". It took every ounce of restraint in me to not tell her to **** off and then beat her to death with a leg of lamb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Vegetarian "meat" Vegan cheese All that shit gives me the rage for some reason. I once had a customer moaning her **** off at me because we had ran out of vegetarian "Ham". It took every ounce of restraint in me to not tell her to **** off and then beat her to death with a leg of lamb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Coronation Chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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