All roads lead to Gorgie Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 I hate shaving but the itch from stubble is something I hate even more and if I go beyond the stubble stage the beard is coming in grey now. . So shaving it has to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Shaving, again. Filling the dishwasher. Clearing up the recyclable stuff that the rest of the family can't be arsed putting in the recycling bin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 27, 2017 Author Share Posted July 27, 2017 I don't think I've got it in me to pick up something that came out of a dog's arsehole, kudos to you, honestly I don't pick up my dogs shite style post, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Continuously having to buy things made of plastic. Everything in our big supermarket shop the other day contained plastic packaging except the eggs and bevy. And having to throw things away because it's much cheaper to buy something new than get it fixed - printers, hoovers, fridges etc. Does my tits in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Shaving is a massive inconvenience and annoyance. Also, getting a haircut is another even bigger inconvenience. Having to wait ages to get to the front of the queue followed by 15 mins of hearing the barber talk utter, utter shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Shaving is a massive inconvenience and annoyance. Also, getting a haircut is another even bigger inconvenience. Having to wait ages to get to the front of the queue followed by 15 mins of hearing the barber talk utter, utter shite. I'm in the fortunate position that I only get my haircut when the barber's is empty. Walk by my local one everyday and only go in when there's no one else there. Also, the boy's totally content to have no conversation. ?7 a go too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Shaving is a massive inconvenience and annoyance. Also, getting a haircut is another even bigger inconvenience. Having to wait ages to get to the front of the queue followed by 15 mins of hearing the barber talk utter, utter shite. This is ideal for you https://www.flowbee.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars plastic Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Cutting the grass. Takes me an hour and a half, brutal. Hate that as well, hence why I pay somebody to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Shillyshally Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Shaving my undercarriage. Thankfully only do it every 6 weeks or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Driving in the city centre really does my nut in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Get out of bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Trimming thy pubes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny D Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Talk to people. Majority of folk nowadays are arseholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Cleaning up after cutting the hedge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 Cleaning up after cutting the hedge. How many pubes you got like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 How many pubes you got like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
main Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Weeding, I'd happily do anything other than weeding, despise it. If purgatory exists then mine would be to weed the Amazon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Shaving my undercarriage. Thankfully only do it every 6 weeks or so. Nair. It's not big, it's not clever, but it does the job. Sore and red for about a day afterwards, but incredibly effective. I also posted a good while ago about how it acts as a "fart loudener" so proceed at your own caution/hilarity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Housework. Its do far beneath me. Cant believe i need to spend my time doing it. Explaining the simplest of shit to educated people at my work over and over again. 'This' is how you sweep a floor. Seriously. Basically every little thing in my life. Shit, i want to be filthy rich! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Shit, i want to be filthy rich! If you did a wee bit of housework, you could be clean and rich! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 If you did a wee bit of housework, you could be clean and rich! He could employ a bunch of tidy eastern European maids to do it for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 He could employ a bunch of tidy eastern European maids to do it for him As long as he spoke to them properly, I wouldn't have any arguments with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Housework. Its do far beneath me. Cant believe i need to spend my time doing it. Explaining the simplest of shit to educated people at my work over and over again. 'This' is how you sweep a floor. Seriously. Basically every little thing in my life. Shit, i want to be filthy rich! Get a cleaner. Best thing I ever done, ?20 a week for a couple of hours on a Friday morning and the place is spotless when you come in on a Friday night. You have no idea how much it improves your quality of life, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Weeding, I'd happily do anything other than weeding, despise it. If purgatory exists then mine would be to weed the Amazon. Buy a Weed Wand and take pleasure in burning them to nothing with this nifty blow torch device. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Make an effort buying presents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Now you've really shocked me there John, I thought you'd enjoy that seeing how you deal with them so much. LOL no seriously who can put up with what you suffer 7 days a week. No more than your good self sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphonseCapone Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I don't think I've got it in me to pick up something that came out of a dog's arsehole, kudos to you, honestly People who don't pick up their dog shit are strongest argument for the reinstatement of the death penalty imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Shaving Talking to other people & having to pretend to listen to their inane s&*t (mainly mother in law) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 Make an effort buying presents Birthdays full stop for me. Only person I really try for is my mum, bird and daughter. My girlfriend goes to lengths for all of her pals and family members. Spends ?20 on presents and then sits for ages looking out old photos of her and said person to make a big speech on Facebook accompanied with collage. If you get a happy birthday out me, then your lucky and I like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphonseCapone Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Only person I really try for is my mum, bird and daughter. That is a really unfortunate misuse of singular/plural Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I bought a beard trimmer off Amazon. Designer stubble for me now....the wet shaving drudge is over.....freedom!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I bought a beard trimmer off Amazon. Designer stubble for me now....the wet shaving drudge is over.....freedom!! Until the drudge of cleaning the razor sets in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Since no one likes shaving I'll do it to you all for ?5 this week only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Shin Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I don't pick up my dogs shite style post, IMO. It's good for the grass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Getting my hair cut. Wish I was bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 That is a really unfortunate misuse of singular/plural How did I not notice that before. After 8 years of Kickback I've finally let my guard slip, I'm a secret Hibby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Until the drudge of cleaning the razor sets in... Turns on tap......turns off tap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'll do it to you all for ?5 this week only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'll do it to you all for ?5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm desperate for customers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm desperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 We've all been there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 We've all been there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bilstonjambo Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Putting petrol in the car, such a tedious task. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argyjambo Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Haven't cut my toenails with scissors since I was a child. Just pick them off every now and again when doing a shite. Nobody ever sees them, couldn't care less how tidy they are. well that paints a picture! best not post that on your internet dating profile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argyjambo Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Shaving, again. Filling the dishwasher. Clearing up the recyclable stuff that the rest of the family can't be arsed putting in the recycling bin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argyjambo Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Shaving, again. Filling the dishwasher. Clearing up the recyclable stuff that the rest of the family can't be arsed putting in the recycling bin. I effing hate emptying the dishwasher especially when my missus fills it...she makes an absolute arse of it resulting in it taking much longer to empty than it should. I admit I have OCD of the dishwasher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I effing hate emptying the dishwasher especially when my missus fills it...she makes an absolute arse of it resulting in it taking much longer to empty than it should. I admit I have OCD of the dishwasher. Ha, me too bud! I have a clear method for loading the dishwasher, in terms of what goes where, and when I'm unloading it, I always follow the same order. Cutlery first, then plates / bowls, followed by mugs / cups, then glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Getting my hair cut. Wish I was bald. Be careful what you wish for. I went for a haircut today and my bald spot is reaching epic proportions. I almost wished he hadn't done the mirror at the back of the head thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 well that paints a picture! best not post that on your internet dating profile. Don't worry about me internet dating. I'm in a terminal relationship, slowly declining into the abyss of sexlessness, lovelessness and eventual dabble into a guilt-ridden use of prostitutes. The graphic nature of my toenail removal is the least of my worries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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