Locky Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 I'll start with cutting my toenails. ****ing hate it. Especially with nail clippers. Best things I find are big scissors. Gets it over with quicker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Go to the office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Shaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Shaving. Seconded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Seconded. And not just the face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baxter84 Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 House work Sent from my BBB100-2 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 My wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Haven't cut my toenails with scissors since I was a child. Just pick them off every now and again when doing a shite. Nobody ever sees them, couldn't care less how tidy they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Shaving. Grow a beard like your idol... Steven Fletcher... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Dishes Hanging out ****ing washing Talk to others when I'm not in the mood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Putting up with Cathros shite. Dishes. Cleaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Getting that little puff of air in your eyes when you have them tested. (Got the Opticians tomorrow....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Cutting the grass. Takes me an hour and a half, brutal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie wallace Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Another one for shaving.The actual act takes 5 minutes but the thought process can take up to 3 days. Sad i know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Queues at airport - check-in, security, passport control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Used to have a number of hates, getting up in the morning, shaving, going to work etc. but now getting up means I have another day, shaving means things still matter, and I haven't gone to work for twenty five years. I will not use the word hate, but I am not totally enamored with getting old, will hate when I do get old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Queues at airport - check-in, security, passport control Just the hassle of flying and the time it consumes overall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Anything that involves me getting of my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Cleaning/hoovering. Pain in the arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butch Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Airports shaving work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Dealing with the general public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Grow a beard like your idol... Steven Fletcher... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Blood tests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Picking up the dog's shite. Though I rarely puke up when lifting it these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Pretty much everything I 'have' to do is only done to either make money or keep others quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Are you a prostitute? Basically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Another one for shaving.The actual act takes 5 minutes but the thought process can take up to 3 days. Sad i know. I shave on a Monday and if I can get away with it, I won't do it again till the next Monday. Unfortunately I had meetings with vendors this week so has to shave again on Wednesday so that was shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Another shout for shaving Cleaning the cats litter tray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Paperwork is my main dread. Tax returns, form from the council about this or that, etc. Hate it. I don't particularly mind housework if I'm not in a rush, but hanging out washing is the most tedious aspect of it. One of my clients obliges me to use a certain translation programme which makes everything slower and more complicated for me but makes his life easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Another shout for shaving Cleaning the cats litter tray You clean the litter tray. Get the cat to lick your chin to show its gratitude. You've been shaved. You scratch its back etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomb Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Logging on to kickback!!! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 27, 2017 Author Share Posted July 27, 2017 Are you a blackmailing prostitute? FTFY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 27, 2017 Author Share Posted July 27, 2017 Haven't cut my toenails with scissors since I was a child. Just pick them off every now and again when doing a shite. Nobody ever sees them, couldn't care less how tidy they are. See my girlfriend does that and I hate the thought of it. I'd probably do it but I'm so paranoid I'd rip half the nail off. As for shaving, I must be one of the few who kinda likes it. Great feeling having a shave and a shower. Then again I only need to shave once every month or 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Fudge Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 The missus, but serious hat on now. Family politics. How long have we known each other ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboron Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Dealing with the general public. Now you've really shocked me there John, I thought you'd enjoy that seeing how you deal with them so much. LOL no seriously who can put up with what you suffer 7 days a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 The daily routine. 5 days a week of the exact same thing. Wake up, go to work all day, come home knackered and grumpy, then starting over again. Then your weekend flies by, and before you know it, you're back at work on Monday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Shaving. This ^. Spend your childhood wishing you had to do it and your adulthood wishing you didn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peebo Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Working and ironing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Shite on a stick. Bowel cancer screening kit. I dread the task, but manage it...just! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTBCAL Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Shaving Cutting the grass - my garden is feckin huge. Don't mind weeding though!!! Ironing Driving more than an hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Dealing with dicks in my shop, I'm here to sell stuff, not listen to your crap for an hour. Folk think cos you run a shop if there's nobody else there they can just take up your time blethering. I don't know you, you're not my mate, you're buying heehaw, do one! I do actually have stuff I can be getting on with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Apart from having to deal with people, many of whom are arseholes, changing bed sheets is one of my least favourite things, especially since one of my two sets of bedclothes is slightly too small for my bed and every time I tuck in one corner, it pushes the opposite corner out. Clipping toenails I find oddly satisfying, however, and hanging up washing on a clothes horse is a lot more enjoyable than doing so on a line outdoors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Cutting the grass. Takes me an hour and a half, brutal.I ******* HATE cutting the grass!Also, washing the car. Looks all lovely & clean & in 3 miles its got about 3 pund o deed bugs all over it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Apart from having to deal with people, many of whom are arseholes, changing bed sheets is one of my least favourite things, especially since one of my two sets of bedclothes is slightly too small for my bed and every time I tuck in one corner, it pushes the opposite corner out. Clipping toenails I find oddly satisfying, however, and hanging up washing on a clothes horse is a lot more enjoyable than doing so on a line outdoors. A line. Not heard that in years. Well done Thaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 I bloody hate getting my hair cut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Picking up the dog's shite. Though I rarely puke up when lifting it these days. You get used to picking up your own dogs shite but sometimes I take a dog out for a mate of mine and that is a whole new ball game. yuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 You get used to picking up your own dogs shite but sometimes I take a dog out for a mate of mine and that is a whole new ball game. yuck. I don't think I've got it in me to pick up something that came out of a dog's arsehole, kudos to you, honestly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 I don't think I've got it in me to pick up something that came out of a dog's arsehole, kudos to you, honestly That makes me very pwoud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Another vote for shaving but the feeling of being clean-shaven is wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.