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Son Of Anarchy

Maybe they've started taking refugees in, or is that just from Czech republic? Scummy hobbit *****

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Cruyff Turn

So the flairmeisters have signed a 6ft 3 Lithuanian carthorse. Kick and chase hoofball at the Giro dome next year.

 

rancid bunch of tramps

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Bazzas right boot

Raising money, buying Lithuanian's..

 

Petrie will buy a submarine soon.

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The Hivs thing is chronic.

Sorry - you obviously prefer Hibernian FC

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Bazzas right boot

Tbf, the boy has a very impressive goals/ game record.

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Tbf, the boy has a very impressive goals/ game record.

Thought you were taking the piss, but you're right. Very good at club level, and has scored 29 in 33 for his country. We'd all be spunking ourselves if we'd announced someone with that record.

 

Still doesn't stop me from hoping he gets amnesia at Hibs and forgets what a football looks like, leading to an unsurpassable record of own goals scored in an Edinburgh Derby. :smuggy:

 

The boy is called Deivydas Matulevicius for anyone interested.

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scott herbertson

Thought you were taking the piss, but you're right. Very good at club level, and has scored 29 in 33 for his country. We'd all be spunking ourselves if we'd announced someone with that record.

 

Still doesn't stop me from hoping he gets amnesia at Hibs and forgets what a football looks like, leading to an unsurpassable record of own goals scored in an Edinburgh Derby. :smuggy:

 

The boy is called Deivydas Matulevicius for anyone interested.

 

 

Not very good at al

 

2012? Lithuania played 33

(5 goals)

 

Last year 4 goals in 15 games for his club

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The Internet

Folk editing wiki pages to make new signings look good is a tragic part of modern football.

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Thought you were taking the piss, but you're right. Very good at club level, and has scored 29 in 33 for his country. We'd all be spunking ourselves if we'd announced someone with that record.

 

Still doesn't stop me from hoping he gets amnesia at Hibs and forgets what a football looks like, leading to an unsurpassable record of own goals scored in an Edinburgh Derby. :smuggy:

 

The boy is called Deivydas Matulevicius for anyone interested.

 

5 in 33.

 

Close but you hit the post on that one

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Not very good at al

2012? Lithuania played 33

(5 goals)

 

Last year 4 goals in 15 games for his club

14 in 15 last year. his record is pretty good overall.

 

Maybe someone has funked with wiki.

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Thought you were taking the piss, but you're right. Very good at club level, and has scored 29 in 33 for his country. We'd all be spunking ourselves if we'd announced someone with that record.

 

Still doesn't stop me from hoping he gets amnesia at Hibs and forgets what a football looks like, leading to an unsurpassable record of own goals scored in an Edinburgh Derby. :smuggy:

 

The boy is called Deivydas Matulevicius for anyone interested.

Where did you get those stats? I'm seeing 5 in 33 for his country.

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Folk editing wiki pages to make new signings look good is a tragic part of modern football.

7 goals in 30 games last season in Belgium - not exactly earth shattering 

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14 in 15 last year. his record is pretty good overall.

 

Maybe someone has funked with wiki.

 

Someone's editing it... possibly The Proclaimers

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I think Benuisis(sp) had a great strike rate in Lithuania. Meant nothing when he got here.

 

Did he actually score for Hearts?

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scott herbertson

His 5 goals internationally were against Latvia, Luxembourg, San Marino, UAE and Lichtenstein. He hasn't started an international since 2015 or scored in one since 2014

 

Here are his stats - definitely a huge 4 goal haul last year for his new team - 3 for the previous team in the Roumanian League - he seems to change teams a lot

 

http://www.national-football-teams.com/player/47773/Deivydas_Matulevicius.html

 

That's not to say he''s mince, but he's clearly not top drawer either

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5 in 33.

 

Close but you hit the post on that one

The already existing shame just made a million times worse with that one. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:sob:

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He's 4ft 10 apparently.

 

6ft 2" going by Wikipedia.

 

Mind that Hibs fan who wrote to the President of Lithuania and later Tweeted him "what the **** is going on?" when our CVA went through :rofl: .

 

Idiots.

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Can't believe I got reeled in with that one.

 

Bet you some wee junkie ******* is thrashing themselves about it on incestiswincest.net :vrface:

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Can't believe I got reeled in with that one.

 

Bet you some wee junkie ******* is thrashing themselves about it on incestiswincest.net :vrface:

:rofl:

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6ft 2" going by Wikipedia.

 

Mind that Hibs fan who wrote to the President of Lithuania and later Tweeted him "what the **** is going on?" when our CVA went through :rofl: .

 

Idiots.

Can someone post "The Letter"?

 

This seems as good a thread as any :D

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The Comedian

They had that boy Trakys too a few year back. Hopefully this boy is as pish as he was.

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Raising money, buying Lithuanian's..

 

Petrie will buy a submarine soon.

To complement the one in the dumpster's panties?

 

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NOT ITK on this one.

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Clearly they've signed a poor man's Simon Church here.

 

Struggling to sign players obviously.

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Rudi'sleftfoot, on 19 Jul 2017 - 8:36 PM, said:

Raising money, buying Lithuanian's..

 

Petrie will buy a submarine soon.

Maybe someone will periscope that :builder2:

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2205ian, on 19 Jul 2017 - 9:41 PM, said:

More likely he will be known by his squad number :toff:

Yep Collum will struggle with that name :tiny:

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heartsfc_fan

Clearly they've signed a poor man's Simon Church here.

 

Struggling to sign players obviously.

Probably plan C after Lafferty and Church.

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Bazzas right boot

To complement the one in the dumpster's panties?

 

Edit:

 

NOT ITK on this one.

Eh!

 

I don't want to scratch the surface of that thinking!

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Bazzas right boot

Probably plan C after Lafferty and Church.

Yip, they're living on a prayer.

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