WheatfieldWarrior Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 Lafferty diving prick Seriously Neil ? you're going to be as obvious as that? did Farmer / Petrie trouser the Cummings money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Five to One Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 Big Kyle Lafferty tra la la la la Big Kyle Lafferty tra la la la la la Big Kyle Lafferty tra la la la la He left Lennon looking like a plum Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 Lafferty diving prick You pure ragin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie1902 Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 Kungs vs cooking on 3 burners - This girl De De De De De De De Kyle lafferty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Five to One Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 You pure ragin? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_jambo74 Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Something adapted from this? https://youtu.be/hqd7IyZWVIo Or this https://youtu.be/W1XQUV5EQmI but change last 2 lines to 'Wanted by Hibs but chose the Hearts, Kyle Lafferty' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sac Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 He signed for the Hearts He signed for the Heaaaaaarts You Sat there waitin As he signed for the Hearts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgeJambo Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 To the Yogi Bear Tune We've got a striker you all know, Kyle, Kyle We've got a striker you all know Kyle Laffertee Kyle Laffertee Kyle Laffertee We've got a striker you all know, Kyle Laffertee Helmet on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboJen Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 La La Lafferty Northern Ireland's goal machine ... Next? He loves the Hearts and hates the Hibees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statto Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 The Sweet Caroline tune for Kyle Lafferty ... come up with something guys I like the idea for Sweet Caroline for a Lafferty song; Kyle Lafferty, da da da, Sammon didn't seem that good, Hibs tried to sign, ha ha ha, But we knew he never would, oh no no, Nanana, nanananana, nanana (x2) Na, na, nananana, KYLE LAFFERTY, DA DA DA... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS86 Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 To the tune of "Shut up and dance with me" Oh his name is Kyle, he ****ing hates Hibees. You can't hold him back, oh Kyle Lafferty..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 I like the idea for Sweet Caroline for a Lafferty song; Kyle Lafferty, da da da, Sammon didn't seem that good, Hibs tried to sign, ha ha ha, But we knew he never would, oh no no, Nanana, nanananana, nanana (x2) Na, na, nananana, KYLE LAFFERTY, DA DA DA... Haha decent! Kyle Laffterty, da da da, Now our number 9's so good (so good so good so good) Hibs tried to sign, ha ha ha, But we knew he never would, oh no no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Lennon, lennon, got stood up, lennon got stood up he is 7 foot plays the flute, kyle lafferty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statto Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Haha decent! Kyle Laffterty, da da da, Now our number 9's so good (so good so good so good) Hibs tried to sign, ha ha ha, But we knew he never would, oh no no That's better! I didn't like the idea of criticising one of our own players but couldn't think of anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Any song about standing up a ****ing ginger biscuit heed rotten toothed manic depressive Lochend cockend Will do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Any song about standing up a ******* ginger biscuit heed rotten toothed manic depressive Lochend cockend Will do Hello hello Kyle's not in Leith Meant to have a meeting with popcorn teeth Instead he's down in Gorgie Signing on the line He's now a big tall Jambo and Neil's in a seethe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 https://twitter.com/JackReeveTNC/status/647839933449805828 And its you Kyle Lafferty, Jambos love more than you will know, whoowoooowo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Hello hello Kyle's not in Leith Meant to have a meeting with popcorn teeth Instead he's down in Gorgie Signing on the line He's now a big tall Jambo and Neil's in a seethe. Adele would struggle to script better lyrics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Adele would struggle to script better lyrics She begs to differ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 And heres to you Kyle Lafferty Jambos love you more than you will know? Wo wo wo And **** you please, Mr Popcorn teeth Tynecastle is where he chose to stay Hey hey hey, hey hey hey Adele dear, hand them over love! Grammy on the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Five to One Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Kyle Lafferty, Kyle Lafferty Lennon's a dic* Gillespie's a pric* Kyle Lafferty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the big show Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 I like the idea for Sweet Caroline for a Lafferty song; Kyle Lafferty, da da da, Sammon didn't seem that good, Hibs tried to sign, ha ha ha, But we knew he never would, oh no no, Nanana, nanananana, nanana (x2) Na, na, nananana, KYLE LAFFERTY, DA DA DA... Brilliant hope it takes of .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsalldothebeattie Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Kyle Lafferty, Kyle Lafferty He signed for the big club He's acting oh so smug Kyle Lafferty Or He signed for the Hearts He signed for the Hearts Lafferty left you waiting To sign for the Hearts Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDSK Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Always wanted to hear an adaption of Sugar, we're going down with a Hibs going down twist. Hopefully there will be another chance soon. Yo-yo club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We_are_the_Hearts Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 First 4 games away from home. He's 7 foot will be the one getting sung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Years back when a player signed for Hearts I dont recall the Evening News or its Pink countetpart being awash with letters about "A Song For (insert name)". Now it seems everytime a player signs we get some budding Bernie Taupin bashing out ill fitting words to a tune that hardly any cxxt knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 (Same as "The Hearts are having a party...") The Hearts are signing Lafferty The Hibs are waiting around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartan74 Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Sign for h1b5? Your having a laff Sign for h1b5 Your having a laff Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Sign for h1b5? Your having a laff Sign for h1b5 Your having a laff Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk You're well beaten to it matey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar the Horrible Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Years back when a player signed for Hearts I dont recall the Evening News or its Pink countetpart being awash with letters about "A Song For (insert name)". Now it seems everytime a player signs we get some budding Bernie Taupin bashing out ill fitting words to a tune that hardly any cxxt knows. point to the bit on the doll where he touched you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartan74 Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 You're well beaten to it matey oops not read it all [emoji23] just thought of it now, thought I was onto a winner as well. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We_are_the_Hearts Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Do any of the folk that make up these weird and wonderful tunes actually sing at games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartan74 Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 You're well beaten to it matey just looked through the thread and it was your good self that beat me to it I see, great minds n all that [emoji1303] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mre Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Kyle Lafferty, Kyle Lafferty, Kyle Lafferty, Kyle Lafferty, Kyle Lafferty... Kujabi tune ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Probably end up the same as allot of players have..... Boooooo Boooooo Gtf After his first misplaced pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 just looked through the thread and it was your good self that beat me to it I see, great minds n all that [emoji1303] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk That's 2 of us. I think this has potential Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jockmac Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 point to the bit on the doll where he touched you!Hahaha, what a belter of a comeback. My coffee has been splattered everywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartan74 Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 That's 2 of us. I think this has potential its got to be that one then, let's make it happen [emoji1] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunciboyjambo Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Yer bird is a ten Yer bird is a te en You lucky bas Yer bird is a ten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 She begs to differ. She bares a canny resemblence to the Hibs manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Years back when a player signed for Hearts I dont recall the Evening News or its Pink countetpart being awash with letters about "A Song For (insert name)". Now it seems everytime a player signs we get some budding Bernie Taupin bashing out ill fitting words to a tune that hardly any cxxt knows. lol...and considering hardly anyone sings any more at the matches either lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunciboyjambo Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Must be something for the Danny wilson song.. O o Kyle Lafferty He's a jambo, he loves the hearts Hibees tried to sign him but he could not give a fk He said he'd rather die than look at Lennon's puss.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 My coffee has been splattered everywhere! What other internet cliches do you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jockmac Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 What other internet cliches do you know?Hi Mr Happy. "Get out of bed the wrong side this morning" Now let me get on with my songwriting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Hi Mr Happy. "Get out of bed the wrong side this morning" Now let me get on with my songwriting Both your cliches and your "songwriting" display similar aptitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jockmac Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Both your cliches and your "songwriting" display similar aptitude.C'mon Mr Grumpy, cheer up, get the hearts song up full belt, sing along now.I take you like that one, only the oldies for you though eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 C'mon Mr Grumpy, cheer up, get the hearts song up full belt, sing along now. I take you like that one, only the oldies for you though eh Im perfectly happy. Im just curious as to this odd need some people have to be "songwriters" when a new player signs. Feel free to enlighten me... ....or if you cant then stick with your cliches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart500 Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 To the tune of "Let it be" Laff-er-tee Laff-er-tee Laff-er-tee Laff-er-tee Lennon is still waiting Laff-er-tee Or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jockmac Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Im perfectly happy. Im just curious as to this odd need some people have to be "songwriters" when a new player signs. Feel free to enlighten me... ....or if you cant then stick with your cliches. Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. So you dont know. Its too difficult for you. No bother, perhaps someone else is capable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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