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Some good contributions on a couple of positive threads...

 

As a kid standing in front of the TV shop, watching in the windae near the Geogie chippy...waiting for the halftime/fulltime scores..

 

Piling into the tynecastle arms, struggling to see the next round draw of the cup, on tv, after Hearts had just won....

 

Trying to smuggle a 6th lad into the taxi, without the driver noticing.

 

Trying to find a pink news near the pub.....

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Going up to shittodrie on the ardmillan bus for the 6-2 game back in the 90s, a wee guy called Ronnie was well tanked up and tried to blag his way in the child's gate he was refused entry at the gate,he starts protesting and causing a bit of a scene,when the polis came over too lift him,he was still protesting he was ****in 15 year old...he was 40 odd lol

 

 

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A poster on here's wife giving me and my mate a lift to Almondvale. 6 of us in the car, was a fair squeeze it's safe to say. :lol:

 

That whole day was a great laugh, surprised we never drank the Grand Central dry.

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A poster on here's wife giving me and my mate a lift to Almondvale. 6 of us in the car, was a fair squeeze it's safe to say. :lol:

That whole day was a great laugh, surprised we never drank the Grand Central dry.

No danger they got you and five others in the same car :D

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No danger they got you and five others in the same car :D

Locky's a Bunter type post. :lol:

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Some good contributions on a couple of positive threads...

 

As a kid standing in front of the TV shop, watching in the windae near the Geogie chippy...waiting for the halftime/fulltime scores..

 

Piling into the tynecastle arms, struggling to see the next round draw of the cup, on tv, after Hearts had just won....

 

Trying to smuggle a 6th lad into the taxi, without the driver noticing.

 

Trying to find a pink news near the pub.....

The end of season games in the 70s when I'd watch the Rugby League cup final in a tv rental shop near  Haymarket while waiting on a bus home. 

 

Laddies on the track selling disgusting Kia Ora and Chipmunk crisps. 

 

Football buses from St.Andrews Sq. 

 

The "beware of pickpockets" sign on Gorgie Rd turnstiles.  Don't know why it bothered me as I always skint. 

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My Dads mates smuggling a 15 year old me into the pub before a derby at ER and plying me with alcohol.

:pleasing:

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No danger they got you and five others in the same car :D

:seething:

 

My mates even bigger than me. :lol:

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Locky's a Bunter type post. :lol:

:lol:

 

You don't have sudficient evidence to make such allegations.

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:lol:

You don't have sudficient evidence to make such allegations.

You saying it's all :lies: then?

 

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My pal JamboEll getting free beans with his pie at St Mirren Park during the relegation season.

 

We scored shortly after, chaos ensued and once everything had died down he was left holding an empty tray.

 

The funniest thing was, we couldn't work out where the contents of his tray actually went :lol:

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Matthew Le Tissier

Mon PC but a midweek game game vs Celtic

Someone in at the back of Section G had snuck in a potato. During game Stokes had gone down and was at the side of the pitch in front of G and the boy launched said spud. The way it dipped and hit the odious wee rat on the back was magnificent. Stokes was going off his tits at it till Palazelos came over got rid of the offended vegetable

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Matthew Le Tissier

Mon PC but a midweek game game vs Celtic

Someone in at the back of Section G had snuck in a potato. During game Stokes had gone down and was at the side of the pitch in front of G and the boy launched said spud. The way it dipped and hit the odious wee rat on the back was magnificent. Stokes was going off his tits at it till Palazelos came over got rid of the offended vegetable

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Mon PC but a midweek game game vs Celtic

Someone in at the back of Section G had snuck in a potato. During game Stokes had gone down and was at the side of the pitch in front of G and the boy launched said spud. The way it dipped and hit the odious wee rat on the back was magnificent. Stokes was going off his tits at it till Palazelos came over got rid of the offended vegetable

And what happened to the potato?

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And what happened to the potato?

Went on loan to Celticlite.

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Done a stint as a steward, central main stand, about 1998/9. The evenings game had been put back to 8 pm for sky/satalite purposes......

 

The stand was still fairly empty, about 7.30ish when a bloke wandered in and took his seat, to the right of where the players families sat....it became very busy, with the stand filling up...

 

About 20 minutes into the game, when I was standing at the vomitry, a rather well to do, older lady, approached me and said that she and her group had noticed a flood of liquid cascading from behind them........they though one or more gents behind them were peeing.......

 

Upon inspection it was the early bird bloke, who somehow brought in a case of export, opened a can, had a swig, put it down and kicked it over to open another and repeat......he got the bums rush......can still see that ladies consternation.............

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The guy who accidentally poured the fatty juice from his hot mince pie, down the arse crack of the guy in front.

 

Sheer panic & pain followed by several seconds of everyone trying to figure out what had happened, before eventually figuring it out.

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Easter road pies circa mid 80s....a hard congealed hard porkish? Meat..in a river of liquid grease...you had to drain the grease from one cornsr before tackling the pie.....

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My mate losing a trainer when Crabbe scored at Parkhead in our 2-1 win.

 

Billy Dodds trying an overhead kick pass for Aberdeen and hitting himself straight in the face requiring treatment.

 

That wee spell of goal celebrations that Locke, Ritchie, Johnston and McManus had.

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The guy who accidentally poured the fatty juice from his hot mince pie, down the arse crack of the guy in front.

 

 

 

Sheer panic & pain followed by several seconds of everyone trying to figure out what had happened, before eventually figuring it out.

This is brilliant btw.

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Going up to shittodrie on the ardmillan bus for the 6-2 game back in the 90s, a wee guy called Ronnie was well tanked up and tried to blag his way in the child's gate he was refused entry at the gate,he starts protesting and causing a bit of a scene,when the polis came over too lift him,he was still protesting he was ****** 15 year old...he was 40 odd lol

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Ronnie Anderson, he was quite a character.

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The guy who accidentally poured the fatty juice from his hot mince pie, down the arse crack of the guy in front.

 

Sheer panic & pain followed by several seconds of everyone trying to figure out what had happened, before eventually figuring it out.

Am FPMSL

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Ronnie Anderson, he was quite a character.

That's the guy,I always wondered how he got on,did you know him well?

 

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That's the guy,I always wondered how he got on,did you know him well?

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I've not seen him for a few years now, he used to work as a binman for the council. He was a lovable rogue who'd try various dodges to avoid paying full whack to get into games.

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Easter road pies circa mid 80s....a hard congealed hard porkish? Meat..in a river of liquid grease...you had to drain the grease from one cornsr before tackling the pie.....

Never had the pleasure but they sound lovely...

 

 

:boak:

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I've not seen him for a few years now, he used to work as a binman for the council. He was a lovable rogue who'd try various dodges to avoid paying full whack to get into games.

I've not seen Ronnie since I stopped using the ardmillan bus at Haymarket 20 odd years ago,I was only 13/14 when I used to travel from larbert to get the bus,Ronnie and Carol and a guy called Jimmy used to keep an eye out for me,,good people[emoji106]

 

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Coming back from Dens Park in 1986 a guy on another bus is lying stark naked against the window.

 

If anyone knows who that was...

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I've not seen Ronnie since I stopped using the ardmillan bus at Haymarket 20 odd years ago,I was only 13/14 when I used to travel from larbert to get the bus,Ronnie and Carol and a guy called Jimmy used to keep an eye out for me,,good people[emoji106]

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Carol, myself and quite a few others joined Merchiston Hearts after Ardmillan Hearts shut down about 15 years ago.

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A friend of mine, who sometimes posts on here, had a pie in his hand and ripped open the brown sauce sachet with his teeth...........it spurted out all over the white nylon jacket of the bloke in front.

:rofl:

White nylon jacket :phface:

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Some fat ginger vermin fan giving us abuse after the 4-4 derby before proceeding to fall over a wee terrier dog and off Bathgate Station platform onto the tracks.

 

:lol:

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Some fat ginger vermin fan giving us abuse after the 4-4 derby before proceeding to fall over a wee terrier dog and off Bathgate Station platform onto the tracks.

:lol:

That Blowfish gets about.

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during a game v st mirren, paul mcgowan was taking an age to go off while being subbed. a boy a couple of rows away shouts hurry up and get off the park you weegie toerag. i found it funny as i hadn't heard toerag for ages

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Hi Guys, been a lurker for years and not posted but couldn't resist telling this gem. Late '89 or early '90, v Rangers at home. A throw in or corner or free kick to them down in the corner below the Shed. A voice from up in the Shed behind me pipes up "Heh!, Davie Dodds! Ye've a face like a melted wellie!" I still have a chuckle at that now.

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Brechin away when the guy fell out the stand trying to stretch for the ball as it bounced below him

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millerjames398

Carol, myself and quite a few others joined Merchiston Hearts after Ardmillan Hearts shut down about 15 years ago.

No probs mate,whatever happened to frank who ran ardmillan after Davie bowman?another good guy.brilliant bus a good mix had some good trips on their bus,Middlesbrough away early 90s in particular.

 

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No probs mate,whatever happened to frank who ran ardmillan after Davie bowman?another good guy.brilliant bus a good mix had some good trips on their bus,Middlesbrough away early 90s in particular.

 

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Those were the days.

 

Frank running the bar and the complaints from the bingo crowd if things got too noisy after the match

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No probs mate,whatever happened to frank who ran ardmillan after Davie bowman?another good guy.brilliant bus a good mix had some good trips on their bus,Middlesbrough away early 90s in particular.

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Frank now works beside me in the railway , for Virgin East coast.

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Those were the days.

 

Frank running the bar and the complaints from the bingo crowd if things got too noisy after the match

Ha that's right forgot about that,the old timers in their gladrags ready for the bingo,another character who used to go was a guy called davy Barry not sure if that was his real surname,but he's get all misty eyed talking about the hearts,but hadn't been to a game since dundee 86,until the 96 cup final... poor guy lol

 

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Frank now works beside me in the railway , for Virgin East coast.

That's a bit of a departure no pun intended, from running the ardmillan bus,good guy always sorted me with tickets and keep them by for me coming through from larbert HHGH

 

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Being seriously old I still remember the old half time scoreboards at Tynie and elsewhere where you need a programme to see the identity of the teams denoted by A, B, C etc and the long stick putting the score number up then sometimes taking it down again when they had made a mistake. Also in the days of 5pm opening standing outside the diggers watching the final scores on their telly. Ah the days before instant media

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