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#1 Sarah O

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:05 PM

I have a tingle, I have a bone shaking belief.  We're gonna do them, on their own patch to deny the "invincible" tag.  

 

https://www.youtube....h?v=HVqDlqwE3VA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or maybe I'm pished.



#2 Heartsmad1874

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:06 PM

Viktor Noring to get a hat-trick.

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:08 PM

Every league game they win is one game closer to their next defeat. :whistling:

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:10 PM

Im gonna stick 20 bar on us to win....

Nothing to lose and would pish myself with laughter at how bad we are and the slim chances of it happening!!

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:11 PM

This will turn into another Cathro thread :bomb2:



#6 The Gorgie Gatsby

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:11 PM

To quote Jack Nicholson in The Shining-

"Are you out of your ******* mind?"

#7 Heartsmad1874

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:12 PM

This will turn into another Cathro thread :bomb2:


Cathro to come on in the 72nd minute and score a double.

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:13 PM

Heartsmad1874, on 19 May 2017 - 10:12 PM, said:

Cathro to come on in the 72nd minute and score a double.

Lump on big :tiny:



#9 Rudy T

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:13 PM

Someone has to beat them!!

#10 Ecce Romanov

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:14 PM

Cathro to come on in the 72nd minute and score a double.

 Queen Ann on in the 89th and scores a 30 yard screamer



#11 Hearts007

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:15 PM

Nae official match thread yet? :veryangry:



#12 RudiHMFC

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:15 PM

I'd have a laugh with it, stick Daly up top with Robbo, give MacPhee a run at left back, put Hamilton in goals, that sort of thing, at least when we get shafted we can say we were just having a laugh.

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:15 PM

MM scores a screamer of a free-kick in the 4th minute of injury time.

#14 Heartsmad1874

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:17 PM

Nae official match thread yet? :veryangry:


I started it earlier :lol: its fallen to page 2 hidden amongst the vast amount of Cathro threads

Edited by Heartsmad1874, 19 May 2017 - 09:17 PM.


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:18 PM

I have a tingle, I have a bone shaking belief.  We're gonna do them, on their own patch to deny the "invincible" tag.  
 


A draw against Celtic on Sunday must equal the big win against rangers....as result of the season...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Or maybe I'm pished.



#16 Sarah O

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:18 PM

Haven't you deniers heard?

 

We got the new Lithuanian wonder-kid ready for his long awaited debut.... Vladimir something....



#17 Hearts007

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:19 PM

Heartsmad1874, on 19 May 2017 - 10:17 PM, said:

I started it earlier :lol: its fallen to page 2 hidden amongst the vast amount of Cathro threads

:2thumbsup:  and it wont take long before they turn that one into another Cathro thread



#18 Shooter McGavin

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:19 PM

After our 6th goes in Cathro runs into the hearts end with his tie round his head

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:19 PM

Im gonna stick 20 bar on us to win....
Nothing to lose and would pish myself with laughter at how bad we are and the slim chances of it happening!!


Would wish a hearts win, if for only for you, to win your bet...

#20 Sarah O

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:19 PM

But seriously.  BTTP - WE ARE GONNA WIN!
 



#21 hueyview

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:20 PM

This will turn into another Cathro thread :bomb2:


:)

#22 hueyview

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:22 PM

Cathro to come on in the 72nd minute and score a double.


Penalty and own goal.........

#23 Half time pie

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:23 PM

Cothro offers the first player to score immunity from the next 'meet the team' talk. Should win 11-0.

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:27 PM

Celtic who??
We are the HMFC.
No contest.
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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:36 PM

But seriously. BTTP - WE ARE GONNA WIN!

Love that goal
The fact it cost Celtic the league title that season made it all that sweeter.


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#26 Rudi'sleftfoot

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:47 PM

Called it weeks ago.

It's happening.

#27 Barack

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:48 PM

Called it weeks ago.

It's happening.


Did you put cash money on 3-1 to Hearts?

#28 Thomaso

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 10:56 PM

Donald Ford for a brace!

#29 the big show

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 10:59 PM

Busby  hat trick ..



#30 JJ93

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 11:12 PM

We will win 1-0. Isma. 



#31 Rudi'sleftfoot

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 11:14 PM

Did you put cash money on 3-1 to Hearts?


Nor yet, account locked.
Daughter keeps emptieying my wallet, apparently it's cute.

4 new bank cards in a year.

Big spender £25 3-1.

#32 Just joe

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 11:17 PM

Aye.

#33 siegementality

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 11:31 PM

The second best thread on the forum.

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 04:47 AM

0-6, Cmon Hearts!

#35 Four faces

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 05:39 AM

Me to dance around three celtic players and slide it past Craig Gordon in the Ninety first minute for an incredible win only for Mcphee to remove his tammy and proceed to sink the head on Brendan Rodgers,taking the shine off the result



#36 Morgan

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 06:04 AM

Heart of Midlothian FC :flagwave:

Look out Celtic - the Hearts are gonna do ya!

FTC

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 06:09 AM

Hearts win. Cathro and McPhee on the pitch at the end doing a robot dance.

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 06:16 AM

The Fish recalled from loan for a last minute winner. Top corner 35 yards having earlier broken browns leg.

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 06:18 AM

BANTER



#40 Marvin

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 06:26 AM

It will just be our luck that will see Celtic collapse and Johnsen score a hat trick. 3-0 Hearts. It could just as easily finish 3-0 Celtic but as Saint and Greavesie once said "football is a funny old game"

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 06:35 AM

I have a tingle, I have a bone shaking belief.  We're gonna do them, on their own patch to deny the "invincible" tag.  

 

https://www.youtube....h?v=HVqDlqwE3VA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or maybe I'm pished.

 

Sorry mate, this is my preferred footage of same game...

 

 

:flagwave:



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Posted 20 May 2017 - 06:42 AM

Levein comes down to the dugout and moonwalks on top of it when we bang our 4th in.

Edited by Lambo85, 20 May 2017 - 06:42 AM.


#43 Bootzilla

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 07:38 AM

Nothing's impossible - it's a last chance to have one decent achievement in a shitty season - they must know that. Even if we just hold out for 90 mins and fluke a last minute winner.

#44 Sarah O

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 07:39 AM

This time tomorrow, I'll be stunned if we're not already a couple goals to the good.

:yas: :yas: :yas:

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 07:46 AM

2-1 victory. Early goals from Djoum and Cowie put us 2-0 up at HT. Celtic are all over us 2nd half and get a late goal back, through Patrick Roberts, and then drama! A last min penalty to Celtic for a blatant dive in the box by Scott Brown. Noring then does something quite incredible, some would say unbelievable, and becomes the first Hearts goalkeeper in 3 seasons to save a penalty. Ref then adds on about 10mins injury time, and finally blows for FT when he realises it's just not gonna happen. FT 2-1.

#46 Oliver Twist

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 07:55 AM

All the practice matches before this one will all have been worth it.

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#47 Morgan

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 07:59 AM

This time tomorrow, I'll be stunned if we're not already a couple goals to the good.
:yas: :yas: :yas:


:yas: With you Sarah.

#48 Debut 4

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 08:27 AM

0-1 to the famous Heart of Midlothian Football Club........A tae bash from Tziolis, two deflections and through Gordon's legs after 5 minutes.

85 mins plus 8 mins of injury time of backs to the wall heroics to gain a famous victory to end their unbeaten run.

Griffiths and Cathro still swap wigs at the end.

HHGH.

#49 Gershwin

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 09:13 AM

Hearts -3

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 09:21 AM

Would wish a hearts win, if for only for you, to win your bet...

Sometimes in life things are that bad you go passed the point of anger frustration and denial....

I am waaay past that and at the point where you have to laugh and think the law of averages must be due us a wee break if nothing else!!!

Edited by GavK1012, 20 May 2017 - 09:22 AM.