FWJ Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 One of the funniest films ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Yip, it's a bad week to give up the smoking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 My mum and dad took me to see it in the pictures when I was in primary school, on Monday the teacher asked us to Wright about what we did at the weekend, I wrote that I went to see "Airplane" and got pulled up about poor spelling!!! I've hated teachers ever since. Great film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 (edited) This movie has my favourite quote of all time. Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read? Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light? Elaine Dickinson: How about this pamphlet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?" Edited January 16, 2017 by Fidel Cathro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Great movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 "Don't start with your red zone shit again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden Gorgie Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Right men, lets take some pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted January 16, 2017 Author Share Posted January 16, 2017 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Maybe my favourite line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 "We need to get this man to a hospital' "What is it?""It's a big building with sick people in it, but that's not important right now." they genuinely don't make them like this anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 See that bit where the woman playing the guitar keeps ripping out the girls drip had my mum in tears laughing, loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kila Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 The inflight entertainment at one point being a collection of explosive plane crashes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Hilarious film. "Stop calling me Shirley" still cracks me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 The guy having a shave..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden Gorgie Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Had it on VHS as a kid - wore the bloody thing out I loved it so much. How do you like your coffee? Black, like my men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo1961 Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 1980 it was made Still as fresh today Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee. Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you. [takes coffee] Little Girl: Oh, won't you sit down? Young Boy with Coffee: Cream? Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men. Gets me every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 1980 it was made Still as fresh today Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee. Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you. [takes coffee] Little Girl: Oh, won't you sit down? Young Boy with Coffee: Cream? Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men. Gets me every time Movies and tv programmes can sometimes be dated but imo this movie is dateless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden Gorgie Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Thank the Lord for Film 4 +1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden Gorgie Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 1980 it was made Still as fresh today Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee. Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you. [takes coffee] Little Girl: Oh, won't you sit down? Young Boy with Coffee: Cream? Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men. Gets me every time That's the fella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamborossco Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 (edited) The bit where there told to assume the crash position always cracks me up Edited January 16, 2017 by Jamborossco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackford Hearts Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Ha ha. Brilliant film. Thanks for the reminder. Just watching it on catch up. So funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 I had lasagne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Absolutely super film! "Striker! Striker!" *proceeds no knock the girls lights out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Absolutely super film! "Striker! Striker!" *proceeds no knock the girls lights out Forgot about that bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 The autopilot system was brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 The autopilot system was brilliant. The bit where she has to re inflate it Just happens to be at the belt buckle area. Big smile on its face afterwards with a cigar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Favourite scene was after a stewardess slaps a hysterical passenger there's a queue of brutal looking blokes with baseball bats, knuckle dusters etc. waiting for their turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 (edited) Already been covered but "I take it Black, like my men" :rofl: The easily offended brigade would explode from the seethe these days Edited January 17, 2017 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Nice Beaver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Roger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Nice Beaver. Naked Gun, Shirley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 The bit where she has to re inflate it Just happens to be at the belt buckle area. Big smile on its face afterwards with a cigar The look on Leslie Nielsen's face when he walks in. Nobody did the comedy shocked look better for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Naked Gun, Shirley. Definitely Airplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Roger. Clarence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Definitely Airplane. Martoon is correct, "nice beaver" was indeed 'The Naked Gun' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted January 17, 2017 Author Share Posted January 17, 2017 Clarence "What's our vector Victor?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 It's a testament to Airplane! that so many people have so many different favourite bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 "What's our vector Victor?" Huh? What? Who? What a scene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchmul Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 a quality film, along with police squad, naked gun and top secret, hilarious comedy stuff, all starring leslie nielson except top secret. they all still make me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 'Nervous?' 'Yes' 'First time?' 'No, I've been nervous lots of times.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 After reading this thread i will find it more difficult to get over macho grande ...I dont think i will ever get over macho grande Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 After reading this thread i will find it more difficult to get over macho grande ...I dont think i will ever get over macho grande At the risk of sounding like a pedantic ****, that was Airplane 2 Which was also brilliant btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 At the risk of sounding like a pedantic ****, that was Airplane 2 Which was also brilliant btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 most my favourite lines are already taken but I love this bit, just such great timing Rumack: Randy, are you all right? Randy: Oh, Dr. Rumack, I'm scared. I've never been so scared. And besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married. Rumack: We're going to make it, you've got to believe that. [a woman passenger comes in] Mrs. Hammen: Dr. Rumack, do you have any idea when we'll be landing? Rumack: Pretty soon, how are you bearing up? Mrs. Hammen: Well, to be honest, I've never been so scared. But at least I have a husband. or I could pick any of johnny's lines as they are amazing: Striped controller: Bad news. The fog's getting thicker. Johnny: [jumps to an overweight controller] And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger. finally the radar operator (who is played by the actor who plays Mike from Breaking Bad) Gunderson: He's all over the place! Nine hundred feet up to 1300 feet. What an *******! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Are you a doctor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Diane Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Severe shell shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 One ticket please. Smoking or non-smoking? Smoking. *hands over a burning ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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