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Although this place isnt renowned for its songs, surely someone can come up with a good song for our new boss. Something featuring laptops will receive bonus points.

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Not exactly serious but to the tune of that dwarves song from snow white

 

Cathro,cathro, he hates the hibs you know

He takes team talks and loves laptops, cathro, cathro

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ToadKiller Dog

Songs are old fashioned , in the times of our laptop manager should we not all switch our spotify on our mobiles up to full volume and play some electronic tune ?

Kraftwerk "pocket calculator " maybe .

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Here we gooo, Ian Cathro,

And you knooow, he's a Jambo!

He waved Rafa goodbye,

And said "Och-Aye!"

Walking in a ginger wonderland.

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There's only one Ian Cathro

Kris Boyd is an ersehole

With his laptop and discs and knocking feck out of hibs

Walking in a Cathro wonderland.

 

 

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Art Vanderlay

This is it (Please Don't Go):

 

There's something you should knooooow:

The Hearts are gonna gooooooo...

All the way

With IAN CATHRO!!

 

CATH-rooooo-O-oooo-O-oooo

 

All the way with IAN CATHRO!

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Here we gooo, Ian Cathro,

And you knooow, he's a Jambo!

He waved Rafa goodbye,

And said "Och-Aye!"

Walking in a ginger wonderland.

Best one yet, but by "best" I mean "hilariously tragic".

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queensferryjambo

To the tune of Winter Wonderland - 

 

 

We're the Hearts we're never happy, 

If we draw we think it's crappy.

Win every game

Or we'll hire a plane

Cathro better be a Wonderman

 

 

 

(I'll get my coat)

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Posted this on the big Fidel thread, but to the tune of the old Danny Wilson song:

 

Oooooh Ian Cathro, he's our gaffer, he loves the Hearts

He's younger than our midfielder and we don't give a f---

Fidel is in Tynecastle and we're going to lift the cup

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Big Slim Stylee

JKB is absolutely renowned for coming up with generational terrace anthems, and I must admit I'm a bit disappointed at the paucity of the efforts here, if I'm honest :(  

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Rio. Duran Duran

 

His name is Cathro with his laptop in his hand.

Computer wizard clickin through his master plan.

And when we play he really shows you that we can.

HMFC are the f*@$!^g best team in the land.

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I'll add some additional drivel. :lol:

 

Cathro Wonderland:

In the dugout we've got Ian Cathro

The youngest gaff to ever come to town

Just a Few clicks on the laptoap

Before you know it Gers are 7 down

 

Cathro Bells:

Cathro's here

Jambos cheer

Jackson says he's shite

Boyd is feart, so talks some pish

As his career goes bye, goodnight

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To the tune of the Pep Guardiola song (Glad all over)

 

Say that you want, say that you want me

All of the time, all of the time

Say that you need me, say that you need me

Always be mine, always be mine

Cause we've got...Ian Cathro, we've got...Ian Cathro

We've got...Ian Cathro I'm glad that your mine

 

I'll just get my coat haha

 

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To the tune of the Pep Guardiola song (Glad all over)

 

Say that you want, say that you want me

All of the time, all of the time

Say that you need me, say that you need me

Always be mine, always be mine

Cause we've got...Ian Cathro, we've got...Ian Cathro

We've got...Ian Cathro I'm glad that your mine

 

I'll just get my coat haha

 

Just wheel the rack through for us all. :lol:

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To "My only Sunshine"

 

We love our Cathro, our Ian Cathro. He makes us happy when skies are grey. He made the Hibs flop whilst on his laptop, please dont take our Cathro away.

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Oh oh oh he's magic,

You know,

Always believe in Cathro !.

Apart from 'always believe in' I think you've got it! Just needs a tweak.

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There's only one Ian Cathro,

One Ian Cathro,

The Sun says he's shite,

So we know he's alright,

Walking in a Cathro wonderland.

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Rio. Duran Duran

 

His name is Cathro with his laptop in his hand.

Computer wizard clickin through his master plan.

And when we play he really shows you that we can.

HMFC are the f*@$!^g best team in the land.

His name is Cathro and he's got a training plan

Saved to his person-al drive on the Tynecastle LAN

He lacks the qualities of a Proper Football Man

Kris Boyd can't operate a laptop but our boy Cathro can

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Jambo wonderland

 

There's only one Ian Cathro, one Ian Cathro

He's got the tactical nouse

Using his mouse

Walking in a Cathro wonderland

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Amoruso_lets_it_run

Not sure where all the references to him hating hibs and making them flop comes from. I'm pretty sure Cathro will currently have very few interactions with hibs and a pretty neutral opinion of them. Hopefully over the next few years that will change and he develops a passion for getting it right up them but until that happens suggesting singing about Cathro hating hibs seems a bit pathetic

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To the tune of Winter Wonderland - 

 

 

We're the Hearts we're never happy, 

If we draw we think it's crappy.

Win every game

Or we'll hire a plane

Cathro better be a Wonderman

 

 

 

(I'll get my coat)

 

:laugh: that's pretty good

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Not sure where all the references to him hating hibs and making them flop comes from. I'm pretty sure Cathro will currently have very few interactions with hibs and a pretty neutral opinion of them. Hopefully over the next few years that will change and he develops a passion for getting it right up them but until that happens suggesting singing about Cathro hating hibs seems a bit pathetic

So... to the tune of Twist And Shout?

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Fiiiidel Caaathro,

He arrived at Christmas time

Oh Fiiiidel Caaathro

He arrived at Christmas time

 

 

I'll get my coat...

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ThehandsofZibi

To the tune of Oasis - Masterplan

 

Dance how you wanna dance

Weve went and took a chance

Now Neilson had to go

Weve got Ian Cathroooooooo

 

Were all part of his masterplan!

 

I'll get me coat! :uhoh2:

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August Landmesser

Songs are old fashioned , in the times of our laptop manager should we not all switch our spotify on our mobiles up to full volume and play some electronic tune ?

Kraftwerk "pocket calculator " maybe .

'Computer Love', surely?
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Special Agent Dale Cooper

'Computer Love', surely?

 

Aye, although fecking Coldplay ruined that song for me  :uhoh2:

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My first ever post on JKB, was song lyrics.

 

How I'm still here is a mystery.

 

Best of luck to you all.

 

You are a soldier among boys.

 

Also the "Ian Cathro uses a laptop" joke is incredible humour! Keep it up lads!

 

:smiliz23:

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Du, Du Hast, Du Hast Micht

Du, Du Hast, Du Hast Micht

Du, Du Hast, Du Hast Micht

Fidel's the man

Fidel's the man

Fidel's the man

With his laptop in hand.

 

Rammstien's Du Hast

 

 

I have done this once before and said I'd stop then, sorry.

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His name is Cathro and he's got a training plan

Saved to his person-al drive on the Tynecastle LAN

He lacks the qualities of a Proper Football Man

Kris Boyd can't operate a laptop but our boy Cathro can

Man, you're desperate for those Laptop bonus points

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Cathro Cathro

We are the Billy boys

(joke)

 

Sent from my D5833 using Tapatalk

 

:lol:

 

It might have been a joke but it's the only non-atrocious attempt yet.

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2 Unlimited No Limits:

 

Cathro, Ian Cathro, Ian Cathro, thinks Boyd is a dimwit

 

repeat

 

(please don't actually sing this)

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2 Unlimited No Limits:

 

Cathro, Ian Cathro, Ian Cathro, thinks Boyd is a dimwit

 

repeat

 

(please don't actually sing this)

Glad you added that last bit. I didn't think "repeat" scanned in to the tune at all.

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My shout for a song is

 

"2 Ian Cathro's there's only 2 Ian Cathro's"

 

Why's there 2 I hear you ask - there's the European young mastermind one the media love that SevCo were after, then there's ours useless one that they hate.

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Cathro Cathro

We are the Billy boys

(joke)

 

Sent from my D5833 using Tapatalk

Cathro Cathro

We are the Laptop Boys....

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We want Cathro out

 

I said, we want Cathro out

 

 

This is the most likely to be heard so far :lol:

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This is it (Please Don't Go):

 

There's something you should knooooow:

The Hearts are gonna gooooooo...

All the way

With IAN CATHRO!!

 

CATH-rooooo-O-oooo-O-oooo

 

All the way with IAN CATHRO!

 

This is the only one i'll be singing from the stands.

 

The quality and wordsmithing shows through.

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Ian Cathro is a ****ing laptop machine...

 

He'll beat you with his ipad nah nah nah nah....

 

We don't need need no ink biro,,

we've got Ian and his macbook Pro,

We've got macphee and Craig Levein,

And Cathro's digital, machine

 

Ian Cathro ooooh

Ian Cathro oooooh

He's younger than your son,

He loves to shout 5-1...

 

Oh oooooh Ian Cathro,

He's the coach, He loves the Hearts,

He'll beat you with his iPad and he doesn't give a ****

It took the Hibs 100 years to win the ****ing cup

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Art Vanderlay

I can't take full credit. I have a songwriting partner who prefers to stay away from the harsh glare of the spotlight.

 

Actually reckon the first line should be "Tell everyone you know" - what do you think folks? Over to you, this should be a group decision seeing as all of us will be singing this...

 

This is the only one i'll be singing from the stands.

 

The quality and wordsmithing shows through.

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