Juho_Makela_Goal_Machine Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Although this place isnt renowned for its songs, surely someone can come up with a good song for our new boss. Something featuring laptops will receive bonus points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferryjambo99 Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Not exactly serious but to the tune of that dwarves song from snow white Cathro,cathro, he hates the hibs you know He takes team talks and loves laptops, cathro, cathro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Police Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 You sign Neil Lennon we sign Ian Cathro, Ian Cathro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Songs are old fashioned , in the times of our laptop manager should we not all switch our spotify on our mobiles up to full volume and play some electronic tune ? Kraftwerk "pocket calculator " maybe . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Here we gooo, Ian Cathro, And you knooow, he's a Jambo! He waved Rafa goodbye, And said "Och-Aye!" Walking in a ginger wonderland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartan74 Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 There's only one Ian Cathro Kris Boyd is an ersehole With his laptop and discs and knocking feck out of hibs Walking in a Cathro wonderland. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vanderlay Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 This is it (Please Don't Go): There's something you should knooooow: The Hearts are gonna gooooooo... All the way With IAN CATHRO!! CATH-rooooo-O-oooo-O-oooo All the way with IAN CATHRO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Here we gooo, Ian Cathro, And you knooow, he's a Jambo! He waved Rafa goodbye, And said "Och-Aye!" Walking in a ginger wonderland. Best one yet, but by "best" I mean "hilariously tragic". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queensferryjambo Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 To the tune of Winter Wonderland - We're the Hearts we're never happy, If we draw we think it's crappy. Win every game Or we'll hire a plane Cathro better be a Wonderman (I'll get my coat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Best one yet, but by "best" I mean "hilariously tragic". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Posted this on the big Fidel thread, but to the tune of the old Danny Wilson song: Oooooh Ian Cathro, he's our gaffer, he loves the Hearts He's younger than our midfielder and we don't give a f--- Fidel is in Tynecastle and we're going to lift the cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Slim Stylee Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 JKB is absolutely renowned for coming up with generational terrace anthems, and I must admit I'm a bit disappointed at the paucity of the efforts here, if I'm honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sac Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Rio. Duran Duran His name is Cathro with his laptop in his hand. Computer wizard clickin through his master plan. And when we play he really shows you that we can. HMFC are the f*@$!^g best team in the land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 I'll add some additional drivel. Cathro Wonderland: In the dugout we've got Ian Cathro The youngest gaff to ever come to town Just a Few clicks on the laptoap Before you know it Gers are 7 down Cathro Bells: Cathro's here Jambos cheer Jackson says he's shite Boyd is feart, so talks some pish As his career goes bye, goodnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartb864 Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Shalalala shalalala hey hey hey Ian Cathro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chambie1993 Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 To the tune of the Pep Guardiola song (Glad all over) Say that you want, say that you want me All of the time, all of the time Say that you need me, say that you need me Always be mine, always be mine Cause we've got...Ian Cathro, we've got...Ian Cathro We've got...Ian Cathro I'm glad that your mine I'll just get my coat haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 To the tune of the Pep Guardiola song (Glad all over) Say that you want, say that you want me All of the time, all of the time Say that you need me, say that you need me Always be mine, always be mine Cause we've got...Ian Cathro, we've got...Ian Cathro We've got...Ian Cathro I'm glad that your mine I'll just get my coat haha Just wheel the rack through for us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambokev Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Oh oh oh he's magic, You know, Always believe in Cathro !. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo-fletch Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Cathro is a jambo, Cathro is a jambo. La la la la Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Someone on Twitter yesterday wrote down some words to the the tune of "So Macho." "So Cathro" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 To "My only Sunshine" We love our Cathro, our Ian Cathro. He makes us happy when skies are grey. He made the Hibs flop whilst on his laptop, please dont take our Cathro away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4marsbars Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Oh oh oh he's magic, You know, Always believe in Cathro !. Apart from 'always believe in' I think you've got it! Just needs a tweak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4marsbars Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Oh oh oh he's magic, You know, Always believe in Cathro !. Winning with Ian Cathro (last line) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboJen Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 There's only one Ian Cathro, One Ian Cathro, The Sun says he's shite, So we know he's alright, Walking in a Cathro wonderland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Rio. Duran Duran His name is Cathro with his laptop in his hand. Computer wizard clickin through his master plan. And when we play he really shows you that we can. HMFC are the f*@$!^g best team in the land. His name is Cathro and he's got a training plan Saved to his person-al drive on the Tynecastle LAN He lacks the qualities of a Proper Football Man Kris Boyd can't operate a laptop but our boy Cathro can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eno Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Jambo wonderland There's only one Ian Cathro, one Ian Cathro He's got the tactical nouse Using his mouse Walking in a Cathro wonderland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amoruso_lets_it_run Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Not sure where all the references to him hating hibs and making them flop comes from. I'm pretty sure Cathro will currently have very few interactions with hibs and a pretty neutral opinion of them. Hopefully over the next few years that will change and he develops a passion for getting it right up them but until that happens suggesting singing about Cathro hating hibs seems a bit pathetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kila Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 To the tune of Winter Wonderland - We're the Hearts we're never happy, If we draw we think it's crappy. Win every game Or we'll hire a plane Cathro better be a Wonderman (I'll get my coat) that's pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Not sure where all the references to him hating hibs and making them flop comes from. I'm pretty sure Cathro will currently have very few interactions with hibs and a pretty neutral opinion of them. Hopefully over the next few years that will change and he develops a passion for getting it right up them but until that happens suggesting singing about Cathro hating hibs seems a bit pathetic So... to the tune of Twist And Shout? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DxB Hearts Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Fiiiidel Caaathro, He arrived at Christmas time Oh Fiiiidel Caaathro He arrived at Christmas time I'll get my coat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kila Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 There's only one Ian Cathro And he's penned for the Jambos He uses a Mac While taking some flak Walking in a Cathro wonderland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThehandsofZibi Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 To the tune of Oasis - Masterplan Dance how you wanna dance Weve went and took a chance Now Neilson had to go Weve got Ian Cathroooooooo Were all part of his masterplan! I'll get me coat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His name is Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Cathro Cathro We are the Billy boys (joke) Sent from my D5833 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
August Landmesser Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Songs are old fashioned , in the times of our laptop manager should we not all switch our spotify on our mobiles up to full volume and play some electronic tune ? Kraftwerk "pocket calculator " maybe . 'Computer Love', surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Agent Dale Cooper Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Cathro Cathro We are the Billy boys (joke) Sent from my D5833 using Tapatalk https://media.tenor.co/images/79b0f5d59a03bdef45adf6a87997adf0/raw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Agent Dale Cooper Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 'Computer Love', surely? Aye, although fecking Coldplay ruined that song for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 My first ever post on JKB, was song lyrics. How I'm still here is a mystery. Best of luck to you all. You are a soldier among boys. Also the "Ian Cathro uses a laptop" joke is incredible humour! Keep it up lads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Du, Du Hast, Du Hast Micht Du, Du Hast, Du Hast Micht Du, Du Hast, Du Hast Micht Fidel's the man Fidel's the man Fidel's the man With his laptop in hand. Rammstien's Du Hast I have done this once before and said I'd stop then, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sac Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 His name is Cathro and he's got a training plan Saved to his person-al drive on the Tynecastle LAN He lacks the qualities of a Proper Football Man Kris Boyd can't operate a laptop but our boy Cathro can Man, you're desperate for those Laptop bonus points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Cathro Cathro We are the Billy boys (joke) Sent from my D5833 using Tapatalk It might have been a joke but it's the only non-atrocious attempt yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 2 Unlimited No Limits: Cathro, Ian Cathro, Ian Cathro, thinks Boyd is a dimwit repeat (please don't actually sing this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 2 Unlimited No Limits: Cathro, Ian Cathro, Ian Cathro, thinks Boyd is a dimwit repeat (please don't actually sing this) Glad you added that last bit. I didn't think "repeat" scanned in to the tune at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 My shout for a song is "2 Ian Cathro's there's only 2 Ian Cathro's" Why's there 2 I hear you ask - there's the European young mastermind one the media love that SevCo were after, then there's ours useless one that they hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
August Landmesser Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 That's right - the filthy rotten barstewards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Hearts Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Cathro Cathro We are the Billy boys (joke) Sent from my D5833 using Tapatalk Cathro Cathro We are the Laptop Boys.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 We want Cathro out I said, we want Cathro out This is the most likely to be heard so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 This is it (Please Don't Go): There's something you should knooooow: The Hearts are gonna gooooooo... All the way With IAN CATHRO!! CATH-rooooo-O-oooo-O-oooo All the way with IAN CATHRO! This is the only one i'll be singing from the stands. The quality and wordsmithing shows through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullen13 Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Ian Cathro is a ****ing laptop machine... He'll beat you with his ipad nah nah nah nah.... We don't need need no ink biro,, we've got Ian and his macbook Pro, We've got macphee and Craig Levein, And Cathro's digital, machine Ian Cathro ooooh Ian Cathro oooooh He's younger than your son, He loves to shout 5-1... Oh oooooh Ian Cathro, He's the coach, He loves the Hearts, He'll beat you with his iPad and he doesn't give a **** It took the Hibs 100 years to win the ****ing cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vanderlay Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 I can't take full credit. I have a songwriting partner who prefers to stay away from the harsh glare of the spotlight. Actually reckon the first line should be "Tell everyone you know" - what do you think folks? Over to you, this should be a group decision seeing as all of us will be singing this... This is the only one i'll be singing from the stands. The quality and wordsmithing shows through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torry Jambo Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 We're Going To Win The League We're Going To Win The League Eee Oh The Daddy Oh On FIFA 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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