WSTR Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Have to say that season 6 is still my all time favourite, with who shot Mr Burns being right up there. Has anybody been on the simpsons ride at Universal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 You guys are idiots - that's why Mr Burns made me the head bee guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboX2 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 "So Mono means one, and Rail means rail... And that concludes our intensive 6 month course" Lyle Langley "...and may I say, the force be with you" Quimby "Do you know who I am?" Leonard Nimoy "I think I do, weren't you one of the little rascals?" Quimby "I hereby decree that in the case of Religion vs Science, that science has a restraining order and must stay at least 500 metres away from religion at all times" judge Schnieder And the Flanders song: "Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, but everyone else loves Ned Flanders!" (Homer pops up) "Not me!" "...everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 "Now we play the waiting game. Ah the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboX2 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 http://youtu.be/UkapW5ob9Qs This is a classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 You guys are idiots - that's why Mr Burns made me the head bee guy A bee stung my bottom! Now my bottom's big! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 (edited) Staying in line with bees. "Hey, get away from my sugar! Bad bees...ow...OW, they're defending themselves somehow" Edited August 30, 2015 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Haggis Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 "What's that? You want me to drink you....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 "What's that? You want me to drink you....." I loved Lionel Hutz. Phil Hartmans tragic death robbed The Simpsons of one of its best supporting characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSTR Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 MAX POWER!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williejamiesonlesftfoot Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Martin: your dad has an amazing sense of smell. Bart: thats nothing. He can hear pudding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 http://youtu.be/UkapW5ob9Qs This is a classic Top of the line in utility sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboX2 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Top of the line in utility sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts. It's the chicken fried truck endorsed by a clown. Watched one today: "Dad did you in Chinese crisis and opportunity is the same word?" "Yes Lisa, crisitunity!" "Oh god! This man is my identical double! Oh look a dog with a puffy tail! Hehehehe!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandt Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Skinner and The Superintendent: Aurora Borealis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 "Homer, there's a man here who can save you!" "Batman?" "No, he's a scientist" "Batman's a scientist..." "It's not Batman!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 "Stop it!!! He's already dead!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_T Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 To McBain: "how do you sleep at night? " McBain "on top of a large pile of money with many beautiful ladies " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_T Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 The naval reserve episode is one of my favourites.. "a seagul took my sailor hat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_T Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 "What's that? You want me to drink you....." Sweet liquor eases the pain. This is an absolutely brilliant thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis CK Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis CK Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 "Stupid sexy Flanders" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 "Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Steve Bennett Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 To McBain: "how do you sleep at night? " McBain "on top of a large pile of money with many beautiful ladies " Just asking... yeeesh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 (edited) Can't recall the episode, but the scene when they were in court for killing an alligator in Florida and Homer decides to be his own defence and opens up 'Dear drunken hicks of the jury'. Next scene is the family breaking rocks in shackles. Kill the alligator and run. "Hey your stealing my trailer...I like that" Edited August 31, 2015 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Millhouse on the runaway school bus, "This is just like Speed 2 except we're on a bus." Can't remember the episode but someone pulls a gun on Homer and he turns and makes a run for it, the gunman shouts out "Not so fast" so Homer slows down but keeps running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Millhouse on the runaway school bus, "This is just like Speed 2 except we're on a bus." Can't remember the episode but someone pulls a gun on Homer and he turns and makes a run for it, the gunman shouts out "Not so fast" so Homer slows down but keeps running. that's the one when marge becomes a police officer and people are selling counterfeit jeans out homers garage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 that's the one when marge becomes a police officer and people are selling counterfeit jeans out homers garage That's a cracking episode. The bit where Homer makes Flanders think his family has been murdered for a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williejamiesonlesftfoot Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Homer: look at those lousy city slickers with their long furry coats and pointed hats. Marge: Homer, those are Elk. Homer: I dont care. I hate them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Soprano Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Homer: I know you can read MY thoughts boy. Meow meow moew meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 that's the one when marge becomes a police officer and people are selling counterfeit jeans out homers car hole Fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theo1874 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 "Son, people die all the time. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 "I love these real Saturdays. They're so relaxing. Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 "I love these real Saturdays. They're so relaxing. Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired!" Your watching channel 4 as well aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 (edited) Your watching channel 4 as well aren't you? Yep. "I like being thanked. " Edited August 31, 2015 by Ted Clubberlang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Snake "Gimme my car, fatty!" Homer "This is MY car! And I'm not fat, it's glandular!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 "Lumber, we need lumber." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Khali Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Fixed Oooh a garaaaaage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 "Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Skinner and The Superintendent: Aurora Borealis. Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year?!? In this part of the country!? Localized entirely within your kitchen!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Super Nintendo Chalmers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Marge: I want to join the police..... Wiggum etc: pissing themselves laughing for ages then.....welcome aboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arshavin Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 watched the one tonight with the carnival, where they're all on the glass bottom boat and homer is banging on the glass bottom shouting at a shark "call yourself the king of the jungle" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Lisa the Simpson Lisa fears losing her intelligence due to the 'Simpson gene'. Homer gathers a multitude of Simpson relatives from the tri-city area to show how successful they are. Some of these guys' jobs crack me up Homer Simpson: I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. This is your great uncle Chet. Go ahead, Chet, tell her what you do. Great Uncle Chet: I run an unsuccessful shrimp company. Homer Simpson: [nervously] Oh... but you *run* it, right? Great Uncle Chet: [smugly] Oh, yeah. Homer Simpson: Okay... uh, this is your second cousin, Stanley! Cousin Stanley: Um, I shoot birds at the airport. Homer Simpson: [More nervously] Everybody hates birds, right? [Homer frantically looks for a successful relative and spots a dapper man smoking a cigar.] Homer Simpson: You look pretty successful! Simpson Relative 1: Thanks! I play a millionaire at parties. [sighs defeatedly] Simpson Relative 1: At least, I'd like to. Bart Simpson: You probably should have researched this first, eh dad? Homer Simpson: What about you? Simpson Relative 2: Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers. Simpson Relative 3: I beg celebrities for money! Simpson Relative 4: I'm a prison snitch. Simpson Relative 5: Jug band manager. Simpson Relative 6: My legs hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 watched the one tonight with the carnival, where they're all on the glass bottom boat and homer is banging on the glass bottom shouting at a shark "call yourself the king of the jungle" came on here just to post that. Love the one where they go to Africa and homer gets stacked by a hippo and shouts "argh! Hungry hungry hippos!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo-fletch Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 'You'll have to speak up im wearing a towel' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It?s what separates us from the animals ? except the weasel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 (edited) https://youtu.be/Sx6Lz0rzGX8 edit: how the feck do you embed again? For some stupid reason my youtube links don't embed. Edited September 4, 2015 by Marvin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 "Put it in 'H'!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Don't think this classic scene has been mentioned yet Barney at the end just completes it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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