Amoruso_lets_it_run Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Since the glorious moment on Sunday what are the best Ozturk songs people have heard / made up? The ones on we have no cares were quality. Particularly Alim Ozturk to the tune of hallelujah and the 'Alim, Alim, Alim ohh' Here are a couple more to add to the mix: To the tune of kumbaya my lord 40 yards, Ozturk, 40 yards 40 yards, Ozturk, 40 yards 40 yards, Ozturk, 40 yards Ozzturrk 40 yards To the tune of Come on Eileen Come on Ailm, oh you hate all that's green, As time slips away, you give everything With a few seconds left, the shot you unleash kills all of their hope Ah come on Ailm Come on Ailm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I think the one to hallelujah needs to be sung in every game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommythejambo Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I like the kumbaya one. I'd the first 3 'Ozturk's for ''Alim's though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Hallelujah/Alim Ozturk: I heard you were a Turkish boy, Who played for Hearts and you gave us joy, And you don't really care for Hibees do ya, When a Hibees win was on the cards, You smashed the ball from 40 yards, And the Hearts fans started singing Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Oooooooooozturk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amoruso_lets_it_run Posted October 30, 2014 Author Share Posted October 30, 2014 I like the kumbaya one. I'd the first 3 'Ozturk's for ''Alim's though Yeah, it would work better like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Hallelujah/Alim Ozturk: I heard you were a Turkish boy, Who played for Hearts and you gave us joy, And you don't really care for Hibees do ya, When a Hibees win was on the cards, You smashed the ball from 40 yards, And the Hearts fans started singing Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Oooooooooozturk Chorus does fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feeno Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I DONT LIKE OZTURK (WOAH NO) I LOVE ALIM/HIM (TAH) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommythejambo Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Chorus does fine. The verse is a belter. I say we keep it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Police Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 The verse is a belter. I say we keep it. Indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statto Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omYKI8RJaIg Do do do do, Alim Ozturk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paul Allen Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 He's 6 foot 3, he's got a tan, he dusnae eat for Ramadan, Alim Ozturk the Jambos number 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do The Dance Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Hallelujah/Alim Ozturk: I heard you were a Turkish boy, Who played for Hearts and you gave us joy, And you don't really care for Hibees do ya, When a Hibees win was on the cards, You smashed the ball from 40 yards, And the Hearts fans started singing Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Oooooooooozturk Doesn't work at the football. Chorus is fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Hallelujah/Alim Ozturk: I heard you were a Turkish boy, Who played for Hearts and you gave us joy, And you don't really care for Hibees do ya, When a Hibees win was on the cards, You smashed the ball from 40 yards, And the Hearts fans started singing Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Oooooooooozturk You got a patent on that ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oneneilberry Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Hallelujah/Alim Ozturk: I heard you were a Turkish boy, Who played for Hearts and you gave us joy, And you don't really care for Hibees do ya, When a Hibees win was on the cards, You smashed the ball from 40 yards, And the Hearts fans started singing Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Oooooooooozturk you get some poor efforts on here but mate,that's class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Hallelujah/Alim Ozturk: I heard you were a Turkish boy, Who played for Hearts and you gave us joy, And you don't really care for Hibees do ya, When a Hibees win was on the cards, You smashed the ball from 40 yards, And the Hearts fans started singing Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Oooooooooozturk Tremendous effort! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 That's all courtesy of Gashauskis9, unfortunately I can't claim credit for such brilliance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I hate to borrow anything from the great unwashed but to the tune of 10 in a row you'll never know his name fits fine Alim Ozturk from 40 yards. - And just repeat (I know 42 but that doesn't fit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalamazoo Jambo Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Great work by Gashauskis9, there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 If I hear this on the terraces, I'll cry like a wee lassie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 2k9 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 To the tune of Don't you want me: Alim Ozturk Baby Alim Ozturk Woaaahh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizbet Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 40 yards, 40 yards alim ozturk 40 yards, 40 yards I say 40 yards, 40 yards alim ozturk And he took everyone's breath away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masonic Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 ole ole ole ole Alim Alim ohhh Alim is on fire na na na na na na na Ozturk :S 3 random ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivanhoe Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 To the tune of rudi skacel is a f... goal machine. alim ozturk from forty f....yards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back to 2005 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Alim from the half way line.... (Almost) To steal Spurs song from the early 90's after Seaman was lobbed from 50 yards.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diadora Van Basten Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Just change Hibs Allez Allez oh to Alim Alim oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takis4king Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 40 yards 40 yards alim ozturk 40 yards 40 yards i say, 40 yards 40 yards alim ozturk, Playing football the robbie neilson way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Doesn't work at the football. Chorus is fine. Can see your point but I think we definitely need the 'and the Hearts fans started singing ALIM OZTURK' part at least, possibly the last 3 lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 'Alim! Alim! Alim Ozturk!' That was sung in Middletons a lot post match. Me and my mates carried it on up the town for the rest of the night. Sounded like something Turkish fans would chant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Who put the ball in the hibees net, Alim! Alim! Who put the ball in the hibees net, Alim, Alim Ozturk! Alim, Alim Ozturk! Alim, Alim Ozturk! Who put the ball in the hibees net, Alim, Alim Ozturk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 (one man went to mow) Alim Ozturk scores Scores against the hibees Ozturk shoots from anywhere Scores against the Hibees Maybe change the last line to Nearly beat the Hibees haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Jambo Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Alim, he don't like the hibees Alim, he don't like the hibees Alim, he don't like the hibees He's going to shoo-ooo-oot From 40 yards Boomtown Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMac-89 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 It needs work but: He's striding over the halfway line, Alim Alim He's got the ball and has had a dream, Alim Alim He smashes the ball from forty yards, it crashes in off the bar, Alim Ozturk, he's made the Jambos scream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_gil Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 He's got a big beard and a right foot to be feared walking in an Alim wonderland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masonic Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 i got a song for jkb insiders who put a thread on h1b5 net sergey sergey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alva-Jambo Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 A-lim Oz turk! A- lim Oz turk! simples keep it so. Or go down daft roads like Oz turk he's a turk but hes also a dutch he won't let us down or leave Hearts in the lurch.. I am now going down Father Ted road of My little pony. no, sorry1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 He's got a big beard and a right foot to be feared walking in an Alim wonderland Like it, nice and festive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Reserve this one for Xmas ;-) So here he is, Alim Ozturk Every Jambo's havin fun Scored from the half-way line To sink the Hibee scuuuuuuummmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:shitwine: Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 To the tune of 2-4-6-8 Motorway... A-lim ?z-t?rk 40 yards! Put the ******* Hibees in their place... (Repeat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck berrys hairline Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 He's forty yards out He's forty yaaards ooooout Alim Ozturk hes forty yards out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck berrys hairline Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Alim Alim Wherever you'll be You gie the hibs ******* agony It could be worse You could be their spouse Living in o'jos council house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltnSauce Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 To the tune of 'big team, big cup' Alim Ozturk, 40 yarder Alim Ozturk, 40 yarder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck berrys hairline Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Alim Alim Wherever you'll be You gie the hibs ******* agony It could be worse You could be their spouse Living in a o'jos council house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 One nil and you f#####d it up, one one Alim Ozturk, repeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Herbertson Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Might work just doing the lead in When a Hibees win was on the cards, You smashed the ball from 40 yards, And the Hearts fans started singing Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Ozturk, Alim Oooooooooozturk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Goodman Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 SImple Dolly Parton Jolene cover will do Alim, Alim Alim Allllllim He scores from 40 yards because he can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Any one of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinger Bell Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 To the tune of Don't you want me: Alim Ozturk Baby Alim Ozturk Woaaahh... To much like the sheep and Peter Pawlett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 'Alim! Alim! Alim Ozturk!' That was sung in Middletons a lot post match. Me and my mates carried it on up the town for the rest of the night. Sounded like something Turkish fans would chant. Loved that in middletons after the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden Gorgie Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Drum, drum, drum, ALIM! Drum, drum, drum, ALIM! Drum, drum, drum, ALIM! Then Club de Paris.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunciboyjambo Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Alim Alim Ozturk Alim Alim Ozturk Plays for HMFC From the Capital ^^^^ pure wind up song ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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