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The real OFFICIAL World Cup final thread - North Korea vs Portugal


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Well folks, it's the biggest game in world football and North Korea have defied the odds to get here. Can they pull off an upset against the mighty Portugal? Either way a new name will be on the trophy.

 

Or at least according to North Korean media anyway...

 

footyaccumulators.com/blog/video/north-korea-could-win-the-world-cup!/

 

:wtf:

 

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Scott_HMFC1874

I love that N.Korea beat all of their sworn enemies comfortably on the road to the final.

 

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I love that N.Korea beat all of their sworn enemies comfortably on the road to the final.

 

Must have been fate...

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Snake Plissken

It's a South Korean prank.

 

Rather ironic so many were taken in by it.

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It's a South Korean prank.

 

Rather ironic so many were taken in by it.

 

Aye because Kim Jun Ill never pulled off anything like that :lol:

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Guest C00l K1d

It's a South Korean prank.

 

Rather ironic so many were taken in by it.

Do they do that a lot?

 

I mind watching one saying they had put man on the sun. Couldn't work out if it was a piss take or genuine reporting :laugh:

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All roads lead to Gorgie

Aye because Kim Jun Ill never pulled off anything like that :lol:

If he did he would have had himself scoring with a flying header to win the world cup in the last minute.
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If he did he would have had himself scoring with a flying header to win the world cup in the last minute.

 

Who's to say he wouldn't do so? Afterall he hit a hole in one to beat Tiger Woods in the Masters and broke the 100m record thrashing Usian Bolt :lol:

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All roads lead to Gorgie

Who's to say he wouldn't do so? Afterall he hit a hole in one to beat Tiger Woods in the Masters and broke the 100m record thrashing Usian Bolt :lol:

And if by magic he has just appeared in the yellow jersey at the head of the Tour de France. :2thumbsup:
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Snake Plissken

Do they do that a lot?

 

I mind watching one saying they had put man on the sun. Couldn't work out if it was a piss take or genuine reporting :laugh:

 

I'd imagine so, aye.

 

When you've got a bunch of lunatics next door, it's easier to laugh at them than to take them seriously.

 

Of course, almost no-one outside of Korea can tell the difference between a North or a South Korean (the accent is the big one, apparently) and because of NK's tendency to frequently make wacky proclamations, people outside the peninsula will believe absolutely anything reported about the place.

 

This story is the western equivalent of the time a Chinese newspaper thought a spoof article that named Kim Jong-un "the world's sexiest man" was real.

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And if by magic he has just appeared in the yellow jersey at the head of the Tour de France. :2thumbsup:

 

:lol: he will be celebrating downtown Rio with his Bezzie Messi this evening late into the night.

 

Be amazing if someone could edit him into the Argentinan dressing room singing that song:

 

 

Or evening dancing on the tables in this:

 

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Anyone remember his dad getting something like 15 holes in one the first time he ever played a round of golf?

 

Maybe I exaggerated there...might've only been five holes in one.

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Rudolf's Mate

Do they do that a lot?

 

I mind watching one saying they had put man on the sun. Couldn't work out if it was a piss take or genuine reporting :laugh:

 

:lol:

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How are North Korea playing?

 

With a passion and dynamism few revolutionary democratic socialist teams can match.

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Kim Jong-Un is one hell of a player. Golden boot winner with ease :wow:

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