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...a bit disco

Lassie on my fb just called Scotland "Celtland". Instant deletion there and then. She's usually sticking tricolours up the bint.

 

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Go on any FIFA or World Cup related post, or any football page for that matter, and at the minute all you will see is some copy pasta bullshit from Syrian fans who can't accept that their team got knocked out and won't be there. 

 

Some nonsense about the referee and how the pitch wasn't suitable for their players.

 

It's even on videos about the U17 competition that's on at the minute, which has **** all to do with anything. 

 

**** off. 

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This is the nonsense that they're on about. 

 

Every. Single. Post. 

 

So the Australians picked the correct boots for the conditions, and your players fell over, so you think your team should win 3-0 by default? :muggy:

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They're all a slight variation of the same thing as well.  At least be ****ing consistent!

 

Starting to boil my piss because you can't view posts about totally unrelated teams without seeing this nonsense. 

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1 minute ago, tian447 said:

This is the nonsense that they're on about. 

 

Every. Single. Post. 

 

So the Australians picked the correct boots for the conditions, and your players fell over, so you think your team should win 3-0 by default? :muggy:

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:lol: I'm using those excuses next time I lose at FIFA. 

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1 minute ago, houstonjambo said:

:lol: I'm using those excuses next time I lose at FIFA. 

 

See, that's funny :lol:

 

This sort of thing however is hibs.net levels of dillusion and utter utter tripe. 

 

"They were provided with better boots."  They're professionals, they bring their own boots ffs :vrface:

 

 

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2 hours ago, Sarah O said:

good greif:vrface:  Syrian fans coming across like right bell-chiefs.  

 

It's frustratingly annoying.

 

It would have been great for them to make it to the World Cup, something positive for a country ****ing ruined by violence in recent years, but if this is the way their fans are going to react to losing a game, then I don't want them there at all.

 

Pathetic, greeting, Celtic-esque behaviour.

 

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19 minutes ago, superjack said:

I might look at this method for my Christmas shopping this year.

 

I used to work with a girl years ago and she did all her shopping by this method. Even massive items like TV's and washing machines. 

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Fecking African football experts. If you follow  BBC Sports on Facebook you’ll know exactly what I mean. Every post is instantly swamped by multiple replies from African blokes who are fanatical about the EPL, who of course all seem to support the top teams. Not seen a single Sunderland supporter from Nigeria yet. 

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Stupid Sexy Flanders

Just seen two separate people wishing happy birthday to their pets.

 

 

EDIT: Does :cornette: not work anymore?

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23 minutes ago, Ill Ray said:

Just seen two separate people wishing happy birthday to their pets.

 

 

EDIT: Does :cornette: not work anymore?

 

I've just uploaded one I'd saved on my computer, feel free to copy the URL and use it.

 

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Stupid Sexy Flanders
9 minutes ago, Justin Z said:

 

I've just uploaded one I'd saved on my computer, feel free to copy the URL and use it.

 

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:thumbsup:

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1 hour ago, hughesie27 said:

Daz and Shaz are engaged!

I've just opened a bottle of champagne to celebrate.

Think how beautiful the children will be.

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On 12/10/2017 at 08:15, Sarah O said:

good greif:vrface:  Syrians coming across like right bell-chiefs.  

 

 

 

Not for the first time.

 

5 hours ago, iantjambo said:

Anyone wanting to go go-karting to celebrate the engagement?

 

:whistling:

 

 

Looks like he's renting a caravan for next year, must be to hold the reception.

Appears he's taken a tarted-up Gollum and now she's engaged... just like she was in July as well.

 

Not sure if it's love or she just has a thing for wedding cakes and cheap rings.

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Seen this on Facebook, a thread on fox hunting. Whether you're for or against it, there are some utter fudds commenting on both sides. 1 woman states that she is better than the person she is arguing with/trolling because she was brought up in a house worth £800000, went to a top school and got amazing grades.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1996211357326022&substory_index=12&id=100008725450405

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Following on from superjack's post, this is a YouTube video but it so brilliantly captures the humorous essence of every social media argument ever . . .

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said:

Just had a friend suggestion on my Facebook.

 

It's for someone I know.............'s dog.

 

 

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Well I hope you accepted it and didn't leave the dog on tenderhooks. That'd just be rude.

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12 minutes ago, peter_hmfc said:

 

Well I hope you accepted it and didn't leave the dog on tenderhooks. That'd just be rude.

 

" Hi dog.....any naked pics of your owner?"

 

No reply.

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Just now, Der Kaiser said:

 

" Hi dog.....any naked pics of your owner?"

 

No reply.

 

It's just "send noods" now, that's where you are going wrong.

 

Happy to help.

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On 23/11/2017 at 08:52, Justin Z said:

Following on from superjack's post, this is a YouTube video but it so brilliantly captures the humorous essence of every social media argument ever . . .

 

 

 

:rofl: classic, not watched that in ages.

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On 31/10/2017 at 17:00, Tazio said:

Fecking African football experts. If you follow  BBC Sports on Facebook you’ll know exactly what I mean. Every post is instantly swamped by multiple replies from African blokes who are fanatical about the EPL, who of course all seem to support the top teams. Not seen a single Sunderland supporter from Nigeria yet. 

 

Sunderland used to have a reputation for not signing black players so that's probably why they are now struggling to attract an African fan base.  Nothing to do with the fact that they're shite.

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On 10/11/2017 at 20:43, houstonjambo said:

:lol: I'm using those excuses next time I lose at FIFA. 

Want to check the grassland at killie and hamilton, nightmare.

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11 hours ago, peter_hmfc said:

 

It's just "send noods" now, that's where you are going wrong.

 

Happy to help.

 

Now I've got Dog porn all over my facebook. This dog is an idiot!

 

I am so close to defriending him right now.....

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...a bit disco
13 hours ago, peter_hmfc said:

 

It's just "send noods" now, that's where you are going wrong.

 

Happy to help.

 

Eh?

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5 hours ago, chester copperpot said:

I see our favourite couple Shazza and Dazza have had a baby today.

 

That will end well

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5 hours ago, chester copperpot said:

I see our favourite couple Shazza and Dazza have had a baby today.

 

That will end well

:wow:

 

They have only been together a few weeks! 

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1 hour ago, Sarah O said:

:wow:

 

They have only been together a few weeks! 

Who's going to explain to Daz the usual timeline of 9 months.

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Bridge of Djoum
7 hours ago, chester copperpot said:

I see our favourite couple Shazza and Dazza have had a baby today.

 

That will end well

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On 10/31/2017 at 17:00, Tazio said:

Fecking African football experts. If you follow  BBC Sports on Facebook you’ll know exactly what I mean. Every post is instantly swamped by multiple replies from African blokes who are fanatical about the EPL, who of course all seem to support the top teams. Not seen a single Sunderland supporter from Nigeria yet. 

 

Probably doesn't help that Sunderland aren't in the EPL  :whistling: 

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Every other post of these Ladbible/unilad pages has all the pathetic arseholes competing to get the most likes or the funniest post. 

 

They usually say things about Donald trump or a totally off topic post. 

 

Strange. 

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5 hours ago, superjack said:

Who's going to explain to Daz the usual timeline of 9 months.

 

That's what I was thinking :lol: . Sounds like her oven was already preheated before he stuck his fish fingers in.

 

KB bus to the baby shower? Already bought a 4-pack of Tennants for it.

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