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#10901 Morgan

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Posted 21 September 2017 - 04:18 pm

Phone in sick.


Seconded.

If you're ill they can't take annual leave from your allowance.

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 10:39 am

WTF happened to the joke thread, that's how i waste pass my day on a Friday?

 

and where i nick my Friday night banter for the pub from 



#10903 Morgan

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 10:43 am

WTF happened to the joke thread, that's how i waste pass my day on a Friday?
 
and where i nick my Friday night banter for the pub from


It's still there. It's on page 2.

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 11:05 am

It's still there. It's on page 2.

 

 

cheers not sure how i missed that.

 

that's me sorted for the rest of the day.



#10905 Morgan

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 11:42 am

cheers not sure how i missed that.
 
that's me sorted for the rest of the day.


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Posted 22 September 2017 - 01:00 pm

Back on topic... adverts for the Scottish Children's Lottery plague our screens.  Signed off work atm so been watching some daytime TV and this procession of numbskulls really does my nut in.



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Posted 22 September 2017 - 03:34 pm

Back on topic... adverts for the Scottish Children's Lottery plague our screens.  Signed off work atm so been watching some daytime TV and this procession of numbskulls really does my nut in.


Good shout. They are horrendous and really ******* annoying.

#10908 The Gorgie Gatsby

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 03:36 pm

There's a right smug, greedy ******* on Tipping Point the now. Hope he wins **** all so no doubt he's walking away with 10 Gs, 10 ******* big ones.

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 03:52 pm

Earlier post reminded me. People who say they have the flu when they have a bad cold. They are not remotely similar yet people say this all the time.

#10910 Morgan

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 04:25 pm

Earlier post reminded me. People who say they have the flu when they have a bad cold. They are not remotely similar yet people say this all the time.


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I used to think that flu was just a very bad cold until I got the real flu.

No comparison at all.

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 04:29 pm

Security guards and queues of adults outside the apple store for a new phone. Get a grip of yourselves.

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 05:04 pm

Security guards and queues of adults outside the apple store for a new phone. Get a grip of yourselves.

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Agreed. Total fuds.

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 05:30 pm

Security guards and queues of adults outside the apple store for a new phone. Get a grip of yourselves.

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Saw that this morning. Pricks. Took up most of the pavement, too.

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 05:31 pm

Just when I start to reverse out a parking space the wife always bends forward to get her f***in mobile phone out her handbag! Blocking 'my view of the wing mirror.

Every f***kin time without fail! :angry:

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 05:40 pm

There's a right smug, greedy ******* on Tipping Point the now. Hope he wins **** all so no doubt he's walking away with 10 Gs, 10 ******* big ones.





I was hoping he'd take the gamble but he played safe and took the money. Pity I'd loved to have seen his smug coupon when he lost.
What the **** is it with this show ?
They never seem to have anyone on that might actually need the money.
It's all retired teachers /Lawers/Quantity surveyors etc mostly folk where 10k is about a months wages.
Very very seldom ordinary working class folk on the show let alone winners.
It's not as if they need the toffs to answer the dificult questions as they even give some embarrassing answers.

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 08:47 pm

People who take the lower offer on The Chase.

Scum.

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Thick-as-pig-shit 18 year old girl took a £6,000 deficit to take the £9,000 pot to a mere £3,000. Boys who built up the £9k pot looked raging :rofl: .

She got through as well :rofl: .

#10917 Morgan

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 09:02 pm

Thick-as-pig-shit 18 year old girl took a £6,000 deficit to take the £9,000 pot to a mere £3,000. Boys who built up the £9k pot looked raging :rofl: .
She got through as well :rofl: .


Calling folk thick-as-pig-shit :sad:

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 09:27 pm

Calling folk thick-as-pig-shit :(

 

Fitting that you of all people should be offended by that term.

 

If anyone cares, she got through, did next to nothing in the final round, and they fell to Shaun Wallace with about 20 seconds to go.

 

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#10919 Morgan

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 09:31 pm

Fitting that you of all people should be offended by that term.
 
If anyone cares, she got through, did next to nothing in the final round, and they fell to Shaun Wallace with about 20 seconds to go.
 
:pleasing:


My love for you Petey knows no bounds.

Is that 'fitting' enough?

#10920 The Gorgie Gatsby

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Posted Yesterday, 07:24

I was hoping he'd take the gamble but he played safe and took the money. Pity I'd loved to have seen his smug coupon when he lost.
What the **** is it with this show ?
They never seem to have anyone on that might actually need the money.
It's all retired teachers /Lawers/Quantity surveyors etc mostly folk where 10k is about a months wages.
Very very seldom ordinary working class folk on the show let alone winners.
It's not as if they need the toffs to answer the dificult questions as they even give some embarrassing answers.


Me too! When they did the "let's see what would have happened" thing I was hoping the counter would fall just to really piss him off.

You're spot on too about never having folk on it who actually need the money.

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Posted Yesterday, 08:03

People on they buying a property in the sun programmes, loads of money but they never find a flat or house

that they like, really do my head in.

 

Seethin.



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Posted Yesterday, 08:06

People on they buying a property in the sun programmes, loads of money but they never find a flat or house
that they like, really do my head in.

Seethin.


They are so unbelievably picky. When I first came house hunting I'd have bought the first place I visited. I just wanted somewhere to Live!

#10923 Salad Fingers

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Posted Yesterday, 08:37

People on they buying a property in the sun programmes, loads of money but they never find a flat or house
that they like, really do my head in.

Seethin.

Can't stand that. "This six bedroom in Cornwall with sea views and withing walking distance of the local fishing village with its beautiful pubs and restaurants is well within their 600k budget but will they like it?" Nah will they ****. They will end up staying where they are and doing it up. They must get something out they programmes. Couple of nights in a hotel or something.

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Posted Yesterday, 08:58

There's quite a lot of drivers who don't seem to know that, if a pedestrian is crossing a side road, and they turn into it, the pedestrian has right of way.   Happens everywhere, but Morningside Rd is particularly bad for this.  



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Posted Yesterday, 09:33

:thumb:

I used to think that flu was just a very bad cold until I got the real flu.

No comparison at all.


This.

I thought I'd had the flu loads of times until I actually did get the flu.

Completely floored for a week, even getting to the toilet was an exertion. Felt like every bone in my body was grinding together.

Brutal.

#10926 Morgan

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Posted Yesterday, 09:48

This.
I thought I'd had the flu loads of times until I actually did get the flu.
Completely floored for a week, even getting to the toilet was an exertion. Felt like every bone in my body was grinding together.
Brutal.


Plus, feeling sick, unable to eat and headaches and body pain.

What a delight it was :)

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Posted Yesterday, 09:58

This.

I thought I'd had the flu loads of times until I actually did get the flu.

Completely floored for a week, even getting to the toilet was an exertion. Felt like every bone in my body was grinding together.

Brutal.


I will never complain of a cold again that's for sure. Every bone ached even whilst lying still. Id rather a bunged up feeling in my head but still be able to get up and make something to eat than not being able to get my head off the pillow.

#10928 Morgan

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Posted Yesterday, 10:17

I will never complain of a cold again that's for sure. Every bone ached even whilst lying still. Id rather a bunged up feeling in my head but still be able to get up and make something to eat than not being able to get my head off the pillow.


Yep.

Absolute nightmare.

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Posted Yesterday, 10:18

Patrick Thistle.

 

How ******g hard can it be ?



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Posted Yesterday, 10:28

People who phone in sick claiming they have the flu. 2 days later, in they waltz sayimg that lemsips kept them going. When I've had the flu, Lemsip never even touched the sides of it, the ******s had a wee cold and fancied the day off work.
Then when doing their return to work interview and they're challenged on what they had, still maintain they had flu for a day or 2. Hope each of these skiving buggers actually get the flu so they know the difference. Pussies.

#10931 Morgan

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Posted Yesterday, 10:30

People who phone in sick claiming they have the flu. 2 days later, in they waltz sayimg that lemsips kept them going. When I've had the flu, Lemsip never even touched the sides of it, the ******s had a wee cold and fancied the day off work.
Then when doing their return to work interview and they're challenged on what they had, still maintain they had flu for a day or 2. Hope each of these skiving buggers actually get the flu so they know the difference. Pussies.


Correct.

Amazing too how many of these types got 'the flu' on a Friday or a Monday.

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Posted Yesterday, 10:37

People who phone in sick claiming they have the flu. 2 days later, in they waltz sayimg that lemsips kept them going. When I've had the flu, Lemsip never even touched the sides of it, the ******s had a wee cold and fancied the day off work.
Then when doing their return to work interview and they're challenged on what they had, still maintain they had flu for a day or 2. Hope each of these skiving buggers actually get the flu so they know the difference. Pussies.

Idiots. There's a woman in my work who makes a massive deal of the cold. It's actually embarrassing. And the other women fuss over her. The thing is, she won't even take anything like paracetamol or anything as she doesn't like taking tablets so she gets the daft drinks and sits sipping them with two hands grasping the mug going "uuuuhhhh" after every sip.

Actually I'll add her to the seethe list. I ******* hate her. The stupid ******* boot.

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Posted Yesterday, 10:47

Patrick Thistle.

 

How ******g hard can it be ?

 

To be fair, my phone attempts to autocorrect this every single time



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Posted Yesterday, 10:48

Massive fat guy on train breathing so @#$#@$# loudly i can't concentrate on my book. In fact all fat folk are hidously revolting. Stop eating you glutinous *****

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Posted Yesterday, 10:53

Massive fat guy on train breathing so @#$#@$# loudly i can't concentrate on my book. In fact all fat folk are hidously revolting. Stop eating you glutinous *****

Is it a cookery book?  You're probably getting him all excited.



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Posted Yesterday, 11:11

Is it a cookery book? You're probably getting him all excited.


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Posted Yesterday, 13:14

Pricks who cut their front lawn and leave the cuttings on the feckin pavement.

Sweep it up you lazy turds.

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Posted Yesterday, 17:15

The 40MPH speed limit approaching The Queensferry crossing, painfully slow. Surely the finishing off work should be finished by now.



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Posted Yesterday, 21:27

Supermarket etiquette of some.

Whilst waiting in a queue to load items onto the checkout conveyor, an announcement is made to state "checkout number_ is about to open". Cheeky [email protected]@rd5 at the back of the queue then try and take the opportunity to get to front of new checkout queue before being told to beat it.

Next seethe is when you are busy loading items at checkout only for the person behind to start doing the same even though you've not finished. Needless to say, their items got swiftly moved.

Before anyone suggests to get a home delivery, I prefer to peruse the aisles for impulse buys and freshest goods. ;)

#10940 Morgan

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Posted Yesterday, 21:30

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Edited by Morgan, Yesterday, 21:35.


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Posted Yesterday, 22:04

I've had the hiccups since about 8:30 tonight. Up early tomorrow and I can't sleep because of it :seething:

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Posted Yesterday, 22:10

I've had the hiccups since about 8:30 tonight. Up early tomorrow and I can't sleep because of it :seething:

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Posted Yesterday, 22:14

Supermarket etiquette of some.

Whilst waiting in a queue to load items onto the checkout conveyor, an announcement is made to state "checkout number_ is about to open". Cheeky [email protected]@rd5 at the back of the queue then try and take the opportunity to get to front of new checkout queue before being told to beat it.

Next seethe is when you are busy loading items at checkout only for the person behind to start doing the same even though you've not finished. Needless to say, their items got swiftly moved.

Before anyone suggests to get a home delivery, I prefer to peruse the aisles for impulse buys and freshest goods. ;)

 

 

Another thing that annoys me is when you are paying and the person behind you is practically in you back pocket. Give the person paying some space ffs. If it happens again I will be stepping back and crushing some toes.


Edited by All roads lead to Gorgie, Yesterday, 22:16.


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I've had the hiccups since about 8:30 tonight. Up early tomorrow and I can't sleep because of it :seething:


A girl that works for me sometimes has had hiccups for the last 5 years. It’s funny at first then you just zone out of it.