Morgan Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Harry Potter said: Modesty forbids you from saying any more eh Harold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Morgan said: Modesty forbids you from saying any more eh Harold? Getting a red face now, subject closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 25 minutes ago, Morgan said: Aye, Harry’s like Burger King. The home of the whopper. More like a quarter pounder with cheese apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, superjack said: More like a quarter pounder with cheese apparently. bit harsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Getting a red face now, subject closed Aye, like we’re going to drop it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 2 hours ago, superjack said: More like a quarter pounder with cheese apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 31 minutes ago, Morgan said: nutters on here but im one as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 40 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: nutters on here but im one as well Can’t argue with that Harold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Morgan said: Can’t argue with that Harold im a caring dude , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: im a caring dude , You shine like a beacon Harold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 17 hours ago, Morgan said: You shine like a beacon Harold Gritter just past the house, strange one, must be lost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 40 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Gritter just past the house, strange one, must be lost Like the Hibs defence tonight hopefully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 I've took to boy to soft play with the grandparents (I need help due to hernia), mainly so the Mrs can prep for a job interview. I say grandparents but her dippy dad refused to come so instead of having the wee guy under her feet she's got him to look after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, IronJambo said: I've took to boy to soft play with the grandparents (I need help due to hernia), mainly so the Mrs can prep for a job interview. I say grandparents but her dippy dad refused to come so instead of having the wee guy under her feet she's got him to look after How much longer you having to put up with them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: How much longer you having to put up with them? They go tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 minute ago, IronJambo said: They go tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 27 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Had my mother in law for 2 days, shes ok i suppose, good be a lot worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: Is this the Natalie Sawyer thread ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 hour ago, IronJambo said: They go tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Only started a new job couple of weeks ago and already had to phone in sick. Didnt feel great at the hibs game but managed to see that out. Wish I didn’t bother going now. Aint gonna look good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Chaps said: Only started a new job couple of weeks ago and already had to phone in sick. Didnt feel great at the hibs game but managed to see that out. Wish I didn’t bother going now. Aint gonna look good Your ailment is genuine right? If your complaint is viral, you're eliminating the chance of spreading whatever you've contracted to fellow employees, this makes you considerate & responsible. Get well soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 There's been a letter for me at the doctor's surgery since the 18th and they never thought it was a good idea tell me because I'm just going to magically get an appointment with a consultant without it. Arsebiscuits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 3 hours ago, IronJambo said: There's been a letter for me at the doctor's surgery since the 18th and they never thought it was a good idea tell me because I'm just going to magically get an appointment with a consultant without it. Arsebiscuits! There's been a letter sitting in my surgery since the 18th for a patient for the STI clinic. I find the idea he's riddled quite amusing as he deserves it. I really should contact him though before he gives it to his kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, doctor jambo said: There's been a letter sitting in my surgery since the 18th for a patient for the STI clinic. I find the idea he's riddled quite amusing as he deserves it. I really should contact him though before he gives it to his kids He deserves it for keeping you as his doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 PDC darts fans singing the same old predictable songs and tunes over and over and over and over again. "Boring, boring tables."? Indeed . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Putting a phone/tablet/ electronic device on charge for someone who’se device also uses same charger to unplug my phone and put theirs on charge, to then come back x amount of time later and unplug their phone, But not replugging my phone. i come back to anphone that should be there or there about a 100% charged to only be 37% and the charger cable just sitting idly by. Selfish behaviour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 14 hours ago, BM1874 said: Putting a phone/tablet/ electronic device on charge for someone who’se device also uses same charger to unplug my phone and put theirs on charge, to then come back x amount of time later and unplug their phone, But not replugging my phone. i come back to anphone that should be there or there about a 100% charged to only be 37% and the charger cable just sitting idly by. Selfish behaviour Being asked what percentage I'm on Absolute character assassination being lumped in with twats who make other people stop charging because they can't go under 60% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 3 couples succumbed to the flu virus, Hogmanay party decimated. All have prepared delicious food. Arsehole of an illness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Old Blue Eyes said: 3 couples succumbed to the flu virus, Hogmanay party decimated. All have prepared delicious food. Arsehole of an illness! I was supposed to go to my friends, she’s come down with the flu, now I’m just staying at home. I’ll likely be sleeping by midnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 People saying Happy New Year before the bells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 9 minutes ago, Helzibob said: I was supposed to go to my friends, she’s come down with the flu, now I’m just staying at home. I’ll likely be sleeping by midnight. Faither, Brother-in-law and two of my hillwalking pals all doon wi the dreaded lurgy. We're still havin' a wee new years day bash tomorrow but our usual Ne'erday hill trip is reduced to a low level walk for the benefit of one of the guys who's recovering. Forecast's a bit sh1te anyway. I always enjoy our Ne'erday hill trip. It's usually followed by a return to one of the groups houses where we eat loads of good food, drink lots of malt and have a great wee musical jam. Think it'll be a bit subdued this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 (edited) 53 minutes ago, Tazio said: People saying Happy New Year before the bells. It's like people need to be first. 'Happy New year when it comes'. Noooo, wait until it's arrived. Edited December 31, 2017 by Sooperstar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 That Nationwide advert! The two bints 'singing' in their pyjamas! No need! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 People giving speeches on how shite or good their year has been and how they’re going to make 2018 the best year. **** off you utter ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Hibs fans posting on a Hearts fansite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 46 minutes ago, Morgan said: Hibs fans posting on a Hearts fansite. Its the spelling that troubles them Morgan, they start off with the correct first letter then it all gets too confusing for them, like my Mum used to say "don't mock the afflicted"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Its the spelling that troubles them Morgan, they start off with the correct first letter then it all gets too confusing for them, like my Mum used to say "don't mock the afflicted"! Spot on Dawn. My mum said that as well by the way! Happy New Year to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, Morgan said: Spot on Dawn. My mum said that as well by the way! Happy New Year to you. you and dawn long lost brothers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 39 minutes ago, Morgan said: Spot on Dawn. My mum said that as well by the way! Happy New Year to you. And to you, all the very best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 55 minutes ago, milky_26 said: you and dawn long lost brothers? Aye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 20 minutes ago, Morgan said: Aye. jonno will be jealous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 16 hours ago, milky_26 said: jonno will be jealous Jonno can GTF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Folk walking around talking on their mobile phones... but on loudspeaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Never really agreed with the banning of fireworks until last night. Arseholes letting them off a few metres from my back garden. Told him to take them into a field and got offered a square go. My wee dug was terrified. Running up & down the stairs & literally pissing himself in fear. Aye, fireworks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 James Corden advert - anything with his smug face in it does my head in (same with Jack Whitehall) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Having to scan your boarding card when in a shop at the airport is a massive seethe of mine. Airport security and queueing for the flight are also tortuous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Jambos_1874 said: Having to scan your boarding card when in a shop at the airport is a massive seethe of mine. Airport security and queueing for the flight are also tortuous. Glad you mentioned airports. Some people who work on security at Edinburgh airport calling everyone (male and female, young and old) 'guys' is a disgrace. Some of these specimens can barely speak proper English either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Morgan said: Glad you mentioned airports. Some people who work on security at Edinburgh airport calling everyone (male and female, young and old) 'guys' is a disgrace. Some of these specimens can barely speak proper English either. Is "guys" not an acceptable term for people in general!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Just now, Jambos_1874 said: Is "guys" not an acceptable term for people in general!? I don't think it's acceptable at all. Regardless of gender it is unprofessional and borderline derogatory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Morgan said: I don't think it's acceptable at all. Regardless of gender it is unprofessional and borderline derogatory. Fair enough if that's your view but I don't have a problem with it at all. In fact. it's not something I've even noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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