Morgan Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 I hate it when none of the contestants are shaggable. Come on ITV get a grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Paddy McGuinness is an absolute prick of a man. Max and Paddy was good but on his own without Peter Kay he's an intolerable, unfunny prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Is the female chaser not a tidy turn oot ? Tidy turn oot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 People who take the lower offer on The Chase. Scum. Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk People that go for two counter questions instead of three on Tipping Point annoy me also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Virgin Media's web site. Utter piece of slow crap for a company that specialises in supplying the internet. Maybe it's alright with a PC but it runs like a dog on a Mac. And that's with my Mac running the latest OS and most up to date version of Safari. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 (edited) The word Manhood, it's bloody ridiculous that it's come to this! Such a shitty, lame word it never even made it into Monty Python's Penis Song Edited September 21, 2017 by ManMoth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I'd be amazed if I haven't said this one before but the seethe bubbled up in the queue for lunch today. Not helped by having an annoying cow behind me who kept trying to push forward when I was leaving a gap for folk to get out of the shop (with about 5 people inside still to be served). For extra seethe topping, she was on her phone talking at full volume (a pile of shite being talked, natch). And then the cherry on the seethe cake was when it was her turn to be served: "Can I get..." The guy after her said, "Can I get..." and the one after that. I was nearly sick on the spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Flu on my week off. Feel like I've been hit by a bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Flu on my week off. Feel like I've been hit by a bus. Phone in sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Phone in sick. Seconded. If you're ill they can't take annual leave from your allowance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 WTF happened to the joke thread, that's how i waste pass my day on a Friday? and where i nick my Friday night banter for the pub from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 WTF happened to the joke thread, that's how i waste pass my day on a Friday? and where i nick my Friday night banter for the pub from It's still there. It's on page 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 It's still there. It's on page 2. cheers not sure how i missed that. that's me sorted for the rest of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 cheers not sure how i missed that. that's me sorted for the rest of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Back on topic... adverts for the Scottish Children's Lottery plague our screens. Signed off work atm so been watching some daytime TV and this procession of numbskulls really does my nut in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Back on topic... adverts for the Scottish Children's Lottery plague our screens. Signed off work atm so been watching some daytime TV and this procession of numbskulls really does my nut in. Good shout. They are horrendous and really ****ing annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 There's a right smug, greedy ******* on Tipping Point the now. Hope he wins **** all so no doubt he's walking away with 10 Gs, 10 ****ing big ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos1983 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Earlier post reminded me. People who say they have the flu when they have a bad cold. They are not remotely similar yet people say this all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Earlier post reminded me. People who say they have the flu when they have a bad cold. They are not remotely similar yet people say this all the time. I used to think that flu was just a very bad cold until I got the real flu. No comparison at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Security guards and queues of adults outside the apple store for a new phone. Get a grip of yourselves. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Security guards and queues of adults outside the apple store for a new phone. Get a grip of yourselves. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Saw that this morning. Pricks. Took up most of the pavement, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 (edited) Just when I start to reverse out a parking space the wife always bends forward to get her ****in mobile phone out her handbag! Blocking 'my view of the wing mirror. Every ****kin time without fail! Edited September 22, 2017 by Debut 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckydug Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 There's a right smug, greedy ******* on Tipping Point the now. Hope he wins **** all so no doubt he's walking away with 10 Gs, 10 ******* big ones. I was hoping he'd take the gamble but he played safe and took the money. Pity I'd loved to have seen his smug coupon when he lost. What the **** is it with this show ? They never seem to have anyone on that might actually need the money. It's all retired teachers /Lawers/Quantity surveyors etc mostly folk where 10k is about a months wages. Very very seldom ordinary working class folk on the show let alone winners. It's not as if they need the toffs to answer the dificult questions as they even give some embarrassing answers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 People who take the lower offer on The Chase. Scum. Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk Thick-as-pig-shit 18 year old girl took a ?6,000 deficit to take the ?9,000 pot to a mere ?3,000. Boys who built up the ?9k pot looked raging . She got through as well . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Thick-as-pig-shit 18 year old girl took a ?6,000 deficit to take the ?9,000 pot to a mere ?3,000. Boys who built up the ?9k pot looked raging . She got through as well . Calling folk thick-as-pig-shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Calling folk thick-as-pig-shit Fitting that you of all people should be offended by that term. If anyone cares, she got through, did next to nothing in the final round, and they fell to Shaun Wallace with about 20 seconds to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Fitting that you of all people should be offended by that term. If anyone cares, she got through, did next to nothing in the final round, and they fell to Shaun Wallace with about 20 seconds to go. My love for you Petey knows no bounds. Is that 'fitting' enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Grappelli Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I was hoping he'd take the gamble but he played safe and took the money. Pity I'd loved to have seen his smug coupon when he lost. What the **** is it with this show ? They never seem to have anyone on that might actually need the money. It's all retired teachers /Lawers/Quantity surveyors etc mostly folk where 10k is about a months wages. Very very seldom ordinary working class folk on the show let alone winners. It's not as if they need the toffs to answer the dificult questions as they even give some embarrassing answers. Me too! When they did the "let's see what would have happened" thing I was hoping the counter would fall just to really piss him off. You're spot on too about never having folk on it who actually need the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 People on they buying a property in the sun programmes, loads of money but they never find a flat or house that they like, really do my head in. Seethin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 People on they buying a property in the sun programmes, loads of money but they never find a flat or house that they like, really do my head in. Seethin. They are so unbelievably picky. When I first came house hunting I'd have bought the first place I visited. I just wanted somewhere to Live! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 People on they buying a property in the sun programmes, loads of money but they never find a flat or house that they like, really do my head in. Seethin. Can't stand that. "This six bedroom in Cornwall with sea views and withing walking distance of the local fishing village with its beautiful pubs and restaurants is well within their 600k budget but will they like it?" Nah will they ****. They will end up staying where they are and doing it up. They must get something out they programmes. Couple of nights in a hotel or something. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 There's quite a lot of drivers who don't seem to know that, if a pedestrian is crossing a side road, and they turn into it, the pedestrian has right of way. Happens everywhere, but Morningside Rd is particularly bad for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I used to think that flu was just a very bad cold until I got the real flu. No comparison at all. This. I thought I'd had the flu loads of times until I actually did get the flu. Completely floored for a week, even getting to the toilet was an exertion. Felt like every bone in my body was grinding together. Brutal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 This. I thought I'd had the flu loads of times until I actually did get the flu. Completely floored for a week, even getting to the toilet was an exertion. Felt like every bone in my body was grinding together. Brutal. Plus, feeling sick, unable to eat and headaches and body pain. What a delight it was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 This. I thought I'd had the flu loads of times until I actually did get the flu. Completely floored for a week, even getting to the toilet was an exertion. Felt like every bone in my body was grinding together. Brutal. I will never complain of a cold again that's for sure. Every bone ached even whilst lying still. Id rather a bunged up feeling in my head but still be able to get up and make something to eat than not being able to get my head off the pillow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I will never complain of a cold again that's for sure. Every bone ached even whilst lying still. Id rather a bunged up feeling in my head but still be able to get up and make something to eat than not being able to get my head off the pillow. Yep. Absolute nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpson Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Patrick Thistle. How f*****g hard can it be ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 People who phone in sick claiming they have the flu. 2 days later, in they waltz sayimg that lemsips kept them going. When I've had the flu, Lemsip never even touched the sides of it, the ******s had a wee cold and fancied the day off work. Then when doing their return to work interview and they're challenged on what they had, still maintain they had flu for a day or 2. Hope each of these skiving buggers actually get the flu so they know the difference. Pussies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 People who phone in sick claiming they have the flu. 2 days later, in they waltz sayimg that lemsips kept them going. When I've had the flu, Lemsip never even touched the sides of it, the ******s had a wee cold and fancied the day off work. Then when doing their return to work interview and they're challenged on what they had, still maintain they had flu for a day or 2. Hope each of these skiving buggers actually get the flu so they know the difference. Pussies. Correct. Amazing too how many of these types got 'the flu' on a Friday or a Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 People who phone in sick claiming they have the flu. 2 days later, in they waltz sayimg that lemsips kept them going. When I've had the flu, Lemsip never even touched the sides of it, the ******s had a wee cold and fancied the day off work. Then when doing their return to work interview and they're challenged on what they had, still maintain they had flu for a day or 2. Hope each of these skiving buggers actually get the flu so they know the difference. Pussies. Idiots. There's a woman in my work who makes a massive deal of the cold. It's actually embarrassing. And the other women fuss over her. The thing is, she won't even take anything like paracetamol or anything as she doesn't like taking tablets so she gets the daft drinks and sits sipping them with two hands grasping the mug going "uuuuhhhh" after every sip. Actually I'll add her to the seethe list. I ******* hate her. The stupid ******* boot. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Patrick Thistle. How ******g hard can it be ? To be fair, my phone attempts to autocorrect this every single time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Massive fat guy on train breathing so @#$#@$# loudly i can't concentrate on my book. In fact all fat folk are hidously revolting. Stop eating you glutinous ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Massive fat guy on train breathing so @#$#@$# loudly i can't concentrate on my book. In fact all fat folk are hidously revolting. Stop eating you glutinous ***** Is it a cookery book? You're probably getting him all excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Is it a cookery book? You're probably getting him all excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 The 40MPH speed limit approaching The Queensferry crossing, painfully slow. Surely the finishing off work should be finished by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Supermarket etiquette of some. Whilst waiting in a queue to load items onto the checkout conveyor, an announcement is made to state "checkout number_ is about to open". Cheeky b@5t@rd5 at the back of the queue then try and take the opportunity to get to front of new checkout queue before being told to beat it. Next seethe is when you are busy loading items at checkout only for the person behind to start doing the same even though you've not finished. Needless to say, their items got swiftly moved. Before anyone suggests to get a home delivery, I prefer to peruse the aisles for impulse buys and freshest goods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 (edited) [ Edited September 23, 2017 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I've had the hiccups since about 8:30 tonight. Up early tomorrow and I can't sleep because of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I've had the hiccups since about 8:30 tonight. Up early tomorrow and I can't sleep because of it https://youtu.be/X5d7QPXDDDY Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 (edited) Supermarket etiquette of some. Whilst waiting in a queue to load items onto the checkout conveyor, an announcement is made to state "checkout number_ is about to open". Cheeky [email protected]@rd5 at the back of the queue then try and take the opportunity to get to front of new checkout queue before being told to beat it. Next seethe is when you are busy loading items at checkout only for the person behind to start doing the same even though you've not finished. Needless to say, their items got swiftly moved. Before anyone suggests to get a home delivery, I prefer to peruse the aisles for impulse buys and freshest goods. Another thing that annoys me is when you are paying and the person behind you is practically in you back pocket. Give the person paying some space ffs. If it happens again I will be stepping back and crushing some toes. Edited September 23, 2017 by All roads lead to Gorgie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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