Morgan Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Finding a nice quiet toilet in a part of the building never used for 15 minutes peace and someone coming in 30 seconds after you to use the stall right next to the one you're in. There are 3 ******* stalls in here. Why make a beeline for the one next to the occupied one. Not being personal but, 15 minutes in a toilet?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Eh ? I know Rich coming from Monsieur Armitage Shanks wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 (edited) Not being personal but, 15 minutes in a toilet?? 30 seconds of shitting, 14 and a half minutes of Kickback. Or is 15 not enough? Edited June 15, 2017 by tian447 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Finding a nice quiet toilet in a part of the building never used for 15 minutes peace and someone coming in 30 seconds after you to use the stall right next to the one you're in. There are 3 ******* stalls in here. Why make a beeline for the one next to the occupied one. Glory hole, no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Glory hole, no doubt. Was a bit of a shock when I went to reach for the toilet paper, I'll tell you that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 30 seconds of shitting, 14 and a half minutes of Kickback. Or is 15 not enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 (edited) Aye and I bet you have indulged in a few Armitage Shanks in your toilet. Edited June 15, 2017 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambosean75 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Not having tasted kopparberg strawberry and lime cider before now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 How come it takes an insurance company 3 days, and counting, to issue a refund on a cancelled policy. The manage to take your money almost instantly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Folk from other floors of the office coming up to your toilets on your floor to do a stinkin jobbie then legging it down the stair with their tails between their legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Not having tasted kopparberg strawberry and lime cider before now. You should try Rekorderlig. Much much better IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 You should try Rekorderlig. Much much better IMO. This!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Cash machines in Euro countries. No one wants fifty euro notes. Cash in China. Having the largest denomination as 100RMB (about a tenner) when you are buying something large makes you look like a bloody gangster as you take out your fat wad of cash. Cash in the States. All looks the bloody same. Cash in the UK. New pound coins look shit. Just money in general, really. There are four options on the cash machines here. You can choose what denominations you want ranging from the biggest notes down to a 10? note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glottis Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Temporary traffic lights. Especially ones with roadworks planned for the next day - so we just have lights because the lights are in the way... Or the ones for roadworks that are the size of a small van. 3 way tempos when its the equivalent of a parked van.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Pays civilis? Bien sur! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 3 wee chavs who were hanging about on the corner of my street this morning Shouting at and laughing with each other Kicking cans bottles and whatever else about At 5am! I get up at on this time for work but today's my day off!! Not happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Not being personal but, 15 minutes in a toilet?? Extra time, needed for stubborn movement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Extra time, needed for stubborn movement. Or some other 'pastime'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Or some other 'pastime'. Appart from cleaning said rectum with paper and liquid removing all winits , i cant see what else can be done lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambosean75 Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Not having tasted kopparberg strawberry and lime cider before now. rarely drink these days but i'm down in London for the weekend to see g'n'r and I found a drink which becomes my new favourite. what happens - bloody pub runs out of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Most threads in the shed being hijacked by the political loons to push forward their agendas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Most threads in the shed being hijacked by the political loons to push forward their agendas! Impossible to get a decent thread on politics these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 (edited) Impossible to get a decent thread on politics these days [emoji3] Never thought I'd say it but it's too hot here [emoji853] Kids don't want to go outside as it's actually burning hot! Oh and today will be the 5th BBQ I've had it 6 days ?? Edited June 18, 2017 by Rudolf's Mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alma Matters Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Since when did 'I love you to the moon and back' become a declaration of love. Why isn't 'I love you' good enough? It's making Steve Wrights Sunday Love Songs virtually unlistenable for me now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 rarely drink these days but i'm down in London for the weekend to see g'n'r and I found a drink which becomes my new favourite. what happens - bloody pub runs out of them They cost ?2.20 in Tesco. Stock up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Since when did 'I love you to the moon and back' become a declaration of love. Why isn't 'I love you' good enough? It's making Steve Wrights Sunday Love Songs virtually unlistenable for me now. Might be unrelated but it was in a book I used to read to my kids which was really popular and ended with that saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Made an order on Amazon on Tuesday that was in stock. It wasn't even dispatched until today. Amazon used to deliver really quickly. It now seems unless you pay for prime they sit on it for days to try and encourage you to sign up for prime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny D Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Made an order on Amazon on Tuesday that was in stock. It wasn't even dispatched until today. Amazon used to deliver really quickly. It now seems unless you pay for prime they sit on it for days to try and encourage you to sign up for prime. The best thing I ever did online was to sign up for Prime, so much more than just one-day delivery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Made an order on Amazon on Tuesday that was in stock. It wasn't even dispatched until today. Amazon used to deliver really quickly. It now seems unless you pay for prime they sit on it for days to try and encourage you to sign up for prime. Do you have a friend or relative on Prime? If so, they can link your account to their prime and you can enjoy the benefits. They can't see your orders and you can't see theirs. All good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 People who think I've got the capabilities to find a clip on YouTube that's never been seen, edit the "Russian" voices out and then "edit" a boys English accent onto it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 (edited) Do you have a friend or relative on Prime? If so, they can link your account to their prime and you can enjoy the benefits. They can't see your orders and you can't see theirs. All good! I didn't know that, I might look into it. Thanks. Edited June 18, 2017 by Helzibob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 I didn't know that, I might look into it. Thanks. I've had it set up this way for about six months and don't pay a penny. I've not really used the film content but making the most of free next day delivery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 I've had it set up this way for about six months and don't pay a penny. I've not really used the film content but making the most of free next day delivery. Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Twice in the last week, the cat has brought a present up onto the bed for me, in the shape of two big ******* spiders. Wee **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Twice in the last week, the cat has brought a present up onto the bed for me, in the shape of two big ******* spiders. Wee **** They're arseholes for that, my childhood cat used to bring me half voles, the wee tink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Twice in the last week, the cat has brought a present up onto the bed for me, in the shape of two big ******* spiders. Wee **** That why you're always up so early? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 That why you're always up so early? I've always been an early riser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 I've always been an early riser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simo Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Hayfever. It's shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Hayfever. It's shite. Amen. Bloody suns shining for once and I'm sat out sneezing so much that I farted and pee'd myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Amen. Bloody suns shining for once and I'm sat out sneezing so much that I farted and pee'd myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Thank **** I don't get hayfever. Summer is bad enough without having to deal with that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sausage Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Work related seethe. My company is in full 'simplification and efficiency' mode. So much so, me and my team are now having to attend a daily 4hr session for EIGHT ****ing weeks to work on simplification. That's 4 weeks of time just gone. Totally wasted. Raised it with my boss and got told to shut it, get on with it and sell it to my team. on top of that, my equivalent (suck up and shit at her job) has been excused because her team has fallen behind. Seethe levels alarmingly high today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 People who type "should of..." It's "should have..." You ****ing morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 People who type "should of..." It's "should have..." You ******* morons. Similar: People who type 'got beat/beaten off....' It's 'beat/beaten by....'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Similar: People who type 'got beat/beaten off....' It's 'beat/beaten by....'. Getting beaten off is a different thing altogether Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 People who type "should of..." It's "should have..." You ******* morons. Also there/their/they're and to/too. Idiots. Every last one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Hayfever. It's shite. Agreed. Always lived in towns and cities and never suffered one bit. Now live right on the edge of a town, pretty much in the country, and I've had it the last few years. Sneezing non stop, eyes running, nose running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Getting beaten off is a different thing altogether Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Cockwombles who start nearly every sentence or answer a question with word 'so'. These people should be birched. A few colleagues do it at work and I want to batter them ! Our American friends start EVERY sentence with 'so'. Erseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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