FWJ Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: Had a clear out of the wee mans bedroom over the weekend. Took a load of toys that he no longer plays with and some clothes that he’s outgrown and donated them to the local charity shop. 2 lovely old ladies working there asked me if I would mind carrying two heavy suitcases downstairs to the storage area for them. Not a problem. Job done and feeling good about myself for my good deeds, I left the shop and got shit on by a seagull That’s just blatant trolling from the karma gods As a further good deed you made me laugh in an otherwise c**p day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, FWJ said: As a further good deed you made me laugh in an otherwise c**p day. Great. I’ll probably get hit by a bus now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 19 minutes ago, Morgan said: I knew you (and the three other remaining posters) would appreciate them. I feel so, so sorry for everyone who has been thread-banned from this one, but in particular for Dawn and Jonno. Them’s the breaks I suppose... Posting some more tonight, let me know what you think. Cheers. Can’t wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 7 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Pair of smug twats. I hope yer wrists fall off closely followed by blindness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 13 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Pair of smug twats. I hope yer wrists fall off closely followed by blindness. I concur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: I concur. Edited June 4, 2018 by luckyBatistuta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 45 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Pair of smug twats. I hope yer wrists fall off closely followed by blindness. 31 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: I concur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Feck sake.... Wrist was rattling faster than the door on an outside lavvy in a gale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Every single advert for every single possible product shoe-horning football into it just because it's a World Cup year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Why do folk type ‘would of’ when they mean ‘would have’? Just because it sounds like that when you say it doesn’t make it in any way correct when it's keyboarded. Similiarily: ‘When we got beat off xyz’. It’s ‘beaten by’, not ‘beat off’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Morgan said: Why do folk type ‘would of’ when they mean ‘would have’? Just because it sounds like that when you say it doesn’t make it in any way correct when it's keyboarded. Similiarily: ‘When we got beat off xyz’. It’s ‘beaten by’, not ‘beat off’. What if I got beat off by my sister? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 24 minutes ago, IronJambo said: What if I got beat off by my sister? You'd be a Hibs fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 48 minutes ago, Tazio said: You'd be a Hibs fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sausage Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 24 minutes ago, IronJambo said: What if I got beat off by my sister? Wrong forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 7 hours ago, Tazio said: You'd be a Hibs fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 8 hours ago, IronJambo said: What if I got beat off by my sister? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 People putting plastic in the general waste bin at work, get it in the re-cycle bin. Aye its hard work to spot the difference , seethin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 34 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: People putting plastic in the general waste bin at work, get it in the re-cycle bin. Aye its hard work to spot the difference , seethin. We have 2 bins in our mess room. One for general waste and one for recycling. The cleaner comes in with a large rubbish bag and empties both bins in the same bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Dino Velvet said: We have 2 bins in our mess room. One for general waste and one for recycling. The cleaner comes in with a large rubbish bag and empties both bins in the same bag. The cleaners in our mess are mute efficient than that. Two holes in the one bin that's designed to take two bags. One hole marked for recyclables and the marked for any old nonsense. Our cleaners just use one bag for the whole bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 11 hours ago, IronJambo said: What if I got beat off by my sister? 11 hours ago, Tazio said: You'd be a Hibs fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 6 hours ago, Dino Velvet said: We have 2 bins in our mess room. One for general waste and one for recycling. The cleaner comes in with a large rubbish bag and empties both bins in the same bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 6 hours ago, Dino Velvet said: We have 2 bins in our mess room. One for general waste and one for recycling. The cleaner comes in with a large rubbish bag and empties both bins in the same bag. That would drive me nuts if I saw it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 People who say "Ae-jacks" and "Fay-en-awd". It's "Aye-acks" and "Fye-ih-nord". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff the Mince Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Talktalk the most pathetic hopeless seethe enraging pricks I've ever dealt with !!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Was in paddy power and only had half my bets on when all the bloody betting terminals decided to stop working at the same time. Arsehole *******s. No bloody time to reach another one today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 1 minute ago, jonnothejambo said: It's lack of education or probably some new feckin language made up by clueless, ignorant welts. Doco. Soz. Bantz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 @iantjambo Update on drunk Friday please. You promised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 How the sounds effects on films seems to be much louder than the dialogue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 I am sure this has been mentioned before but, on the Drama tv channel just now: REBUS WEARING A HIBS SCARF!!! I am pretty sure from the books that Siobhan Clarke was always identified as Hibs supporter, but Rebus was not. TV producers do come up with some travesties - but Ken Stott in a green and white scarf, that is outrageous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 22 minutes ago, King Of The Cat Cafe said: I am sure this has been mentioned before but, on the Drama tv channel just now: REBUS WEARING A HIBS SCARF!!! I am pretty sure from the books that Siobhan Clarke was always identified as Hibs supporter, but Rebus was not. TV producers do come up with some travesties - but Ken Stott in a green and white scarf, that is outrageous. Rebus didn't care for football. The tv producer was well aware of ken stotts love of hearts so was just having some fun with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 On 6/6/2018 at 20:28, Geoff the Mince said: Talktalk the most pathetic hopeless seethe enraging pricks I've ever dealt with !!!!!!!! Worst internet ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 8 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: How the sounds effects on films seems to be much louder than the dialogue. Oh thank the Lord. Wondered if it was just me. Have taken to watching them with emails turned on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 7 minutes ago, Dagger Is Back said: Oh thank the Lord. Wondered if it was just me. Have taken to watching them with emails turned on Wathing "IT" last night, now after 35 years of shooting I have to admit my hearing isn't exactly 100% but, I had the volume set so I could hear the dialogue easily, when an action scene comes on, nearly deafened the both of us!!!! WTF is that about??!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Midges Just been outside for a pish with the dug and I'm bitten from feet to hied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 15 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Midges Just been outside for a pish with the dug and I'm bitten from feet to hied If the midges are bad, maybe you should piss indoors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 21 minutes ago, superjack said: If the midges are bad, maybe you should piss indoors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu40 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Not seeing the Rolling Stones . hummed and hawed for ages. didnae Dae it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 7 minutes ago, Stu40 said: Not seeing the Rolling Stones . hummed and hawed for ages. didnae Dae it ? Me too. Talk about own goals. Next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 14 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: How the sounds effects on films seems to be much louder than the dialogue. Starting to notice this trend on the Netflix Original shows as well. I find it almost impossible to hear what they're saying half the time due to background noise, or music. I've started putting subtitles on, and I'm still in my mid twenties ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Speaking to a girl tonight who organises pub crawls and she was telling me that in the first pub tonight, yes the first pub, the manager came over to tell her that one of the party had just shit in the middle of the pub floor. What the hell is wrong with some folk, why would someone do something like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 2 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: Speaking to a girl tonight who organises pub crawls and she was telling me that in the first pub tonight, yes the first pub, the manager came over to tell her that one of the party had just shit in the middle of the pub floor. What the hell is wrong with some folk, why would someone do something like that? That's brilliant! Absolutely top marks to perpetrator. It's obviously a vile thing to do but there's a very dark part of me that thinks that's hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 5 hours ago, IronJambo said: That's brilliant! Absolutely top marks to perpetrator. It's obviously a vile thing to do but there's a very dark part of me that thinks that's hilarious. and stay out of my local. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 9 hours ago, tian447 said: Starting to notice this trend on the Netflix Original shows as well. I find it almost impossible to hear what they're saying half the time due to background noise, or music. I've started putting subtitles on, and I'm still in my mid twenties ffs This And films where the lighting is so bad (or ‘atmospherically dark’) you can’t see a sodding thing or who’s who) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 23 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: How the sounds effects on films seems to be much louder than the dialogue. 9 hours ago, tian447 said: Starting to notice this trend on the Netflix Original shows as well. I find it almost impossible to hear what they're saying half the time due to background noise, or music. I've started putting subtitles on, and I'm still in my mid twenties ffs And I thought the fact my wife kept putting the subtitles on, was just because she was becoming old and decrepit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 hour ago, FWJ said: This And films where the lighting is so bad (or ‘atmospherically dark’) you can’t see a sodding thing or who’s who) that is a nightmare if you are watching something in the middle of the day and have to shut the curtains due to light making ti impossible to see the screen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 9 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: Speaking to a girl tonight who organises pub crawls and she was telling me that in the first pub tonight, yes the first pub, the manager came over to tell her that one of the party had just shit in the middle of the pub floor. What the hell is wrong with some folk, why would someone do something like that? Unbelievable. A field maybe, or a supermarket car park but.... a pub? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 minute ago, milky_26 said: that is a nightmare if you are watching something in the middle of the day and have to shut the curtains due to light making ti impossible to see the screen The bathroom. You need a tv and a fridge in the bathroom. It solves all problems. And, don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 hour ago, FWJ said: This And films where the lighting is so bad (or ‘atmospherically dark’) you can’t see a sodding thing or who’s who) You need to set your TV up better to show this properly, out of the box settings aren't sufficient. If you can't set it up to make a difference you probably just have a hibs TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Morgan said: The bathroom. You need a tv and a fridge in the bathroom. It solves all problems. And, don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it. Hmmm, got the tv, but never thought of a fridge, you’ve just planted a seed now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, luckyBatistuta said: Hmmm, got the tv, but never thought of a fridge, you’ve just planted a seed now It's the way forward Gabriel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.