tian447 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Someone today, doing 50 mph in the outside lane, not moving over, even though the left hand lane was completely free. If you were driving a white Renault Estate from Dundee towards Perth today around 13:40 today, you are a ****ing arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 My general seethe is people who drive under the speed limit in the outside lane, or people who drive in the outside lane without moving over when it's clear, or even both! **** off and drive somewhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 people driving up your rear when its icy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirudi Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Vaping at matches!!!! is it allowed and if so why? A guy near us started up at full time. Bloody smokey and disgusting. Someone asked him to stop, but he refused saying it was "only flavoured smoke" Aye pal, lots of it, but let's not forget the nicotine and other chemicals, after all that's the reason you use it !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 It's not smoke, it's vapour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Is ridiculous though the size of the clouds those things produce. Vapers seem to think everyone loves being covered in the stuff because it's got a wee fruity smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 8 minutes ago, Mauricio Pinilla said: Is ridiculous though the size of the clouds those things produce. Vapers seem to think everyone loves being covered in the stuff because it's got a wee fruity smell. I 'vape' and do so discreetly. The guys who chose to buy cloudbusters(?) Are just inconsiderate arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirudi Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 And there lies the problem. Because it is vapour some think it is ok. One mans smoke is another mans vapour. Either way I don't want to be covered in a cloud of chemicals, not even when it has a hint if fruit. Surel not too much too ask at a match. It all comes down to manners in the end I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 6 hours ago, Harry Potter said: people driving up your rear when its icy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 54 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: 2 hours ago, Morgan said: very good Morgan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 23 hours ago, Harry Potter said: harsh I agree. Those poor reindeer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, iantjambo said: I agree. Those poor reindeer Collateral damage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Jefferson Davis Hogg said: Collateral damage Well that’s just swell. ”Daddy how come Santa didn’t come?” ”Collateral damage son...Collateral damage” Edited November 20, 2017 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 16 minutes ago, iantjambo said: I agree. Those poor reindeer mmmmm venison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Well that’s just swell. ”Daddy how come Santa didn’t come?” ”Collateral damage son...Collateral damage” But no honey g or jedward. Every cloud and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Well that’s just swell. ”Daddy how come Santa didn’t come?” ”Collateral damage son...Collateral damage” they've got to learn about death at some point why not now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 ***** who take way over their hand baggage allowance on planes hence others have to give theirs to the cabin crew to find a place for and are allowed to by feckless BA Cabin Staff. ****ing *****. BA get tae ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 hours ago, deesidejambo said: ***** who take way over their hand baggage allowance on planes hence others have to give theirs to the cabin crew to find a place for and are allowed to by feckless BA Cabin Staff. ****ing *****. BA get tae ****. Not necessarily people taking over their limit. On most planes if people take their quota then there isn't enough space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 36 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: I see that Talk Sport have sent that gargantuan, pumpkin pussed piss artist, Blowfish lookalike wank Alan Brazil out to Brisbane for the start of the Ashes Test Cricket Series. What a feckin waste of time and money. The obese twat will be as pissed as a fart most of the time and the baldy, ginger, Mhank reaming prick will have to cope with the searing heat. Plus he knows bugger all about cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 31 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: I don't like him very much mate. Honestly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: I don't like him very much mate. Would never have guessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 5 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: I see that Talk Sport have sent that gargantuan, pumpkin pussed piss artist, Blowfish lookalike wank Alan Brazil out to Brisbane for the start of the Ashes Test Cricket Series. What a feckin waste of time and money. The obese twat will be as pissed as a fart most of the time and the baldy, ginger, Mhank reaming prick will have to cope with the searing heat. Plus he knows bugger all about cricket. He does seem to resemble Mr Blobby these days. Maybe they'll drop him into the jungle set of "I'm a Celeb........." to lose some weight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Should help with the seethe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Has he been dunking his face in that wine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Stokesy said: Should help with the seethe What is this creature and why is my screen poisoned with photos of this specimen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Stokesy said: Should help with the seethe Looking good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Genuinely thought stokesy had posted a pic of himself there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 10 hours ago, Ray Gin said: Has he been dunking his face in that wine? More likely sulphuric acid by the look of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 12 hours ago, Stokesy said: Should help with the seethe there is something wrong with this beer but i don't know what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 12 hours ago, Stokesy said: Should help with the seethe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 A face for radio if ever there was one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 He played professional football? For Ipswich and Scotland? What age is this chap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 19 minutes ago, robroy1874 said: A face for radio if ever there was one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 The rain last night down here was torrential, so bad that the sky dish couldn't get a signal and the last 5 minutes of Detectorists was just a blue screen, *******! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Major roadworks on Haymarket terrace so who decided it would be a good idea to also stick roadworks on Palmerston place ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: Some council prick no doubt. That David Begg wank hasn't returned has he ? Hibs twat. Don’t think he’d be either brave or stupid enough to return to Edinburgh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Went round to do a house call . Really busy day, miles drive through heavy traffic , guy answers door "sorry , she's gone out, could you come back later" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 On 11/22/2017 at 10:12, Ray Gin said: Has he been dunking his face in that wine? testing it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckydug Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 7 hours ago, doctor jambo said: Went round to do a house call . Really busy day, miles drive through heavy traffic , guy answers door "sorry , she's gone out, could you come back later" There should be a system of fines for twats like that. Meanwhile somebody genuinely ill is waiting to see a doctor. Some folk are so selfish. It must be hard to handle crap like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 7 hours ago, doctor jambo said: Went round to do a house call . Really busy day, miles drive through heavy traffic , guy answers door "sorry , she's gone out, could you come back later" This is making me seethe just hearing about it. What a selfish boot. Can go out to the shops or whatever but can't make it to the doctors? ****hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ray Gin said: This is making me seethe just hearing about it. What a selfish boot. Can go out to the shops or whatever but can't make it to the doctors? ****hole. Few years ago I went out on a housecall. Pulled up at the front door and rang the bell- no answer, tried the handle - locked was getting back in the car and the patient pulled up on their motorbike, took their helmet off and opened the door asked me in. I refused- told them to make an appointment, and drove back to the practice Fecker wrote a complaint letter about my "bad attitude" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 7 hours ago, doctor jambo said: Went round to do a house call . Really busy day, miles drive through heavy traffic , guy answers door "sorry , she's gone out, could you come back later" Yes, you think that everything has been said of that breed we call people. This is just the latest, you could not make it up, Anyway in my garage, the hoovers not working, did you put 1.50 in it, no i put a pound in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Unbelievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 On 11/22/2017 at 08:40, Stokesy said: Should help with the seethe I saw Brazil in the Oran Mor once (a seethe inducing bar in itself) and he was stood at the bar with some other red faced gent sinking pints of Guinness looking exactly like he is in that picture, only redder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 7 hours ago, doctor jambo said: Went round to do a house call . Really busy day, miles drive through heavy traffic , guy answers door "sorry , she's gone out, could you come back later" With house calls do you give them an approximate time you will be there or do you turn up when you can? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckydug Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 23 minutes ago, milky_26 said: With house calls do you give them an approximate time you will be there or do you turn up when you can? Does it matter ? If she is ill enough to request a house call she should be too ill to go out anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 10 minutes ago, luckydug said: Does it matter ? If she is ill enough to request a house call she should be too ill to go out anyway. 100% this. We get similar with my work, usually with the alcoholics. Clients saying they are too ill to come to the base for appointments and requesting a home visit but when you get there a litre of vodka in a Costcutter bag has magically appeared from nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 22 minutes ago, luckydug said: Does it matter ? If she is ill enough to request a house call she should be too ill to go out anyway. Exactly. If someone needs a home visit then it should be because they're too ill to get to the practice. I used to work in the NHS, handling complaints, and some of the people I had to deal with truly made by blood boil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Salad Fingers said: 100% this. We get similar with my work, usually with the alcoholics. Clients saying they are too ill to come to the base for appointments and requesting a home visit but when you get there a litre of vodka in a Costcutter bag has magically appeared from nowhere. No mater how Ill an alcoholic is they will make it out to get booze that is for sure, thats why they are called alcoholics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 4 hours ago, Salad Fingers said: I saw Brazil in the Oran Mor once (a seethe inducing bar in itself) and he was stood at the bar with some other red faced gent sinking pints of Guinness looking exactly like he is in that picture, only redder. I always assumed he's like this due to his time with celtic boys club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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