Guest C00l K1d Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Just back from a weekend in Northern Ireland. The 'spa' hotel we were in wouldn't let you go in the pool without a swimming cap?! They charged ?2.50 per cap. *******s. I was told its like that all over NI. Anyone had experience of this? Bet you looked like a **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 (edited) King of Beers? Don't buy my beer on the Ontario side any more (unless desperate). Might have been ... I was driven there in the boot of the car, blindfolded. Paid for by someone with a Quebec ID ... she looked funny at it, then back at us . Dolly-wheeled it out along the street and into a waiting car. I was just unpacking Crate#1, which had been delivered to the door off the sealift ship. NOT the beer crate mind. STILL thirsty. Edited August 25, 2013 by ArcticJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Swear to god I'll chip in if kickback organises getting you some beer sent over. Lets make this happen. #prayforAJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Virgin Media, price of the broadband going up again taking the 60meg broadband only to the best part of 35quid a month despite the fact the only time I get anywhere near 60meg is when I'm normally at work or the middle of the fecking night! Then when I phone to cancel the damn thing I spend 25minutes to find out the 'cancellations team' don't work sundays!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 (edited) English rain. Floods were mental here yesterday. Hot sweaty English nights like tonight when First Great Western have screwed the windows shut because the train has air con...BUT THE AIR CON ISN'T ******* ON IS IT Edited August 25, 2013 by A Boy Named Crow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 The swimming cap rule applies in Spain. My girlfriend once fell out with me about it. I was going to hers to stay the weekend. We had arranged to go swimming on the Saturday morning after some work I had to do. I turned up on the Friday night with cotton shorts. She got angry because this was unsuitable and because I had no swimming cap. The next morning she went (with my money) to buy swimming shorts and I had to buy a cap at the baths. She was still angry A MONTH LATER because I had, like a total helen, wasted her Saturday morning by "obliging" her to buy shorts that only she cared about. It is for shit like this that I will dump her, move back to Scotland and get back to Hearts games. So hooray for compulsory swimming caps and they're not going into room 101. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy McNulty Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Might have been ... I was driven there in the boot of the car, blindfolded. Paid for by someone with a Quebec ID ... she looked funny at it, then back at us . Dolly-wheeled it out along the street and into a waiting car. I was just unpacking Crate#1, which had been delivered to the door off the sealift ship. NOT the beer crate mind. STILL thirsty. Costco is another good bet in Gatineau. WOnder if you could buy beer off their online website Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Swear to god I'll chip in if kickback organises getting you some beer sent over. Lets make this happen. #prayforAJ. The prayers worked a treat Chae. Came in mid-afternoon, although had to be well discreet as it's not a particularly good idea to be known to have beer as you'll just get hassled by drunks at all hours looking for more. On my last the now ... drinking on a school night with a nasty chest virus eating my insides not the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 (edited) Costco is another good bet in Gatineau. WOnder if you could buy beer off their online website Gatineau has everything ... Costcos with booze (didn't know that); casinos, and hookers. Seems the sensible side of the river to live on.I could always scan the liquor permit, like they give a toss. Edited August 26, 2013 by ArcticJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Benteke Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 I'm in Kent for the weekend yesterday was monsoon like all day. Awful I'm across in Southend, arcades/shops along the seafront were all under water. Tasty 28 degree weather today though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Virgin Media, price of the broadband going up again taking the 60meg broadband only to the best part of 35quid a month despite the fact the only time I get anywhere near 60meg is when I'm normally at work or the middle of the fecking night! Then when I phone to cancel the damn thing I spend 25minutes to find out the 'cancellations team' don't work sundays!! Update: Called today, they denied saying the cancellations dept was closed yesterday so not sure why I wasn't transferred? The price increase letter that I was sent states that you can cancel without penalty because of the price increase but they are now saying that in order to not be charged for breaking my contract I need to send them a copy of the letter that they sent to me! Absolute incompetent arseholes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Blokes pissing on the seats of festival toilets & not wiping it off even though there's toilet roll in the cubicle. They're obviously too upset that their penis is for some reason not good enough to take to the urinals next door to worry about those of us who don't have the choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted August 26, 2013 Author Share Posted August 26, 2013 Blokes pissing on the seats of festival toilets & not wiping it off even though there's toilet roll in the cubicle. They're obviously too upset that their penis is for some reason not good enough to take to the urinals next door to worry about those of us who don't have the choice. How do you know that was a bloke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart McNeill Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Update: Called today, they denied saying the cancellations dept was closed yesterday so not sure why I wasn't transferred? The price increase letter that I was sent states that you can cancel without penalty because of the price increase but they are now saying that in order to not be charged for breaking my contract I need to send them a copy of the letter that they sent to me! Absolute incompetent arseholes! So they give you BT Sports for 'free' then hike up your prices the next week. Thank god I'm on the lower package. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 So they give you BT Sports for 'free' then hike up your prices the next week. Thank god I'm on the lower package. I only have their Broadband which they have hiked up the price of to help pay for other folks BT Sport. Told them they can ram it if they think I'm helping to pay for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuthy2k Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 bursd who block the plug with their hair after having a shower. Also, bursd who also then insist on having the wee things in the kitchen sink that stops the food going down the plug hole meaning no water can ever drain away until you get your hands in and clean out all the leftover food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 How do you know that was a bloke? If they're infront of you in the queue it's a bit of a giveaway. And they refuse to look you in the eye as they come out. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, SON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted August 26, 2013 Author Share Posted August 26, 2013 If they're infront of you in the queue it's a bit of a giveaway. And they refuse to look you in the eye as they come out. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, SON! Could it have been a drunken, over zealous fat chick with a bad aim who went just before the unfortunate chap who knew you'd blame him due to your inherent sexism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weststand93 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 not a wink of sleep all night long after getting in to bed at 11, oh well mcdons breakfast it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 This in spades!!! ???? A non-working wife? **** that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 not a wink of sleep all night long after getting in to bed at 11, oh well mcdons breakfast it is Insomnia can be caused by a bad diet. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weststand93 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Insomnia can be caused by a bad diet. Just saying. it was a one off. been sleeping easy for months but last night couldn't for the life of me sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 bursd who block the plug with their hair after having a shower. Also, bursd who also then insist on having the wee things in the kitchen sink that stops the food going down the plug hole meaning no water can ever drain away until you get your hands in and clean out all the leftover food. Aw mate, both of those do my ******* box in. I pull the hair and scum out the plug and slap it on the side of the bath. Doesn't seem to teach her but pisses her off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Blokes pissing on the seats of festival toilets & not wiping it off even though there's toilet roll in the cubicle. They're obviously too upset that their penis is for some reason not good enough to take to the urinals next door to worry about those of us who don't have the choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 People that cannot spell Hearts players/managers/staff's names right. FFS, they represented the club, at least bother your arse to give them the respect and decency to spell their name correctly. It's not even hard. Unless you're trying to spell Adrian Mrowierc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Quaresma Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Update: Called today, they denied saying the cancellations dept was closed yesterday so not sure why I wasn't transferred? The price increase letter that I was sent states that you can cancel without penalty because of the price increase but they are now saying that in order to not be charged for breaking my contract I need to send them a copy of the letter that they sent to me! Absolute incompetent arseholes! You may be able to change down to 30Mbits, relaying the contract Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 You may be able to change down to 30Mbits, relaying the contract gets switched off tomorrow and I will never again have to deal with the muppets at Virgin Media! Spoke with someone yesterday and I won't be paying an early cancellation fee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Two Pound coins. Don't bring anything to the party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Two Pound coins. Don't bring anything to the party. The amount of times i've went to break a fiver on one of those self checkouts for the bus and you get 2 ?2 coins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 The amount of times i've went to break a fiver on one of those self checkouts for the bus and you get 2 ?2 coins Does my tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 The amount of times i've went to break a fiver on one of those self checkouts for the bus and you get 2 ?2 coins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franklin Delano Bluth Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Unless you're trying to spell Adrian Mrowierc Did I do that on the Worst Player Thread? Anyway, that's an obvious typo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Just seen this job being advertised for an office telephone lackey on the 5pm website. Job title is Customer Care Star. Bleurgh. Star???? What now? Can't decide if it's more patronising, condescending or just plainly derisory. http://www.5pm.co.uk/current-vacancies/?utm_source=5pm.co.uk+emails&utm_campaign=0aa7137859-Glasgow+Dining+Newsletters+28-08-13&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_d2be6de749-0aa7137859-248911397 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 (edited) The bursds snoring sounds like somebody has burst a ****in booncy castle. Edited August 31, 2013 by Big Chae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 (edited) This has been mentioned before, but it needs reiterating. If you use a public transit system that utilises some sort of card that facilitates entry into said system. If you choose to store your card in your wallet or handbag. If you choose to attempt to swipe said wallet or handbag instead of removing the card and swiping it, and it does not work, causing everyone to wait behind you. If you continue to swipe the wallet/handbag like a complete **** even when it is clearly not working. If you look around for some sort of assistance from the **** police or something with a ******* stupid look on your face like its not your fault. Then you need to approach the nearest brick wall and strike your head firmly against it repeatedly, until you learn how to behave like a decent human being. Edited September 1, 2013 by JKBMod 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Quaresma Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 The bursds snoring sounds like somebody has burst a ****in booncy castle. Olbas oil; sorted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Olbas oil; sorted Is that quicker than a golf shoe to the heed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Quaresma Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 (edited) Is that quicker than a golf shoe to the heed? Possibly, depending on how many whacks it takes Edited September 1, 2013 by Ricardo Quaresma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Coughing. I'm on a floor filled with women who have children (and one who doesn't have children but just has a perma-cold, I think everyone knows someone like this) and it feels like every one of them has picked up a cold from their little mutant offspring. Coughing and sniffling all day every day. Shut the **** up. :seething: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 (edited) People who are competitive to a ridiculous point that they take the huff like a petulant child when they aren't best at something. Edited September 2, 2013 by Shapes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Coughing. I'm on a floor filled with women who have children (and one who doesn't have children but just has a perma-cold, I think everyone knows someone like this) and it feels like every one of them has picked up a cold from their little mutant offspring. Coughing and sniffling all day every day. Shut the **** up. :seething: Coughing ******* does my nut in ... one of my absolute top three all time seethes. Unfortunately for me I've had to put up with it pretty much every morning and quite often at bedtime for seven years straight. Only just now, that our second child is getting stronger that the coughing is far less frequent. Daycare around these parts is a cesspit of viruses and general malaise. I guess what doesn't kill you makes you stringer and aw ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychedelicropcircle Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 ****s who have the windae wipers gone like feck in light rain and the feckin things are squeaking like feck due to nae water and don't turn them down a notch....ferkin enrages me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted September 3, 2013 Author Share Posted September 3, 2013 People who type in their accents. Totally dis ma boax in man. Just stoap it ya ****s etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 (edited) People who type in their accents. Totally dis ma boax in man. Just stoap it ya ****s etc. I know one girl that alters her 'typing accent' on facebook depending on who she is talking to, if she's speaking to anyone from Shetland she will put on a shetland accent but if she's speaking to anyone from edinburgh she will attempt to type in an edinburgh accent. No idea why she does it and she works as a secretary so she must actually consciously be trying to type an an accent otherwise muscle memory would kick in and she would type normally! Edited September 3, 2013 by Ribble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I know one girl that alters her 'typing accent' on facebook depending on who she is talking to, if she's speaking to anyone from Shetland she will put on a shetland accent but if she's speaking to anyone from edinburgh she will attempt to type in an edinburgh accent. No idea why she does it and she works as a secretary so she must actually consciously be trying to type an an accent otherwise muscle memory would kick in and she would type normally! It's always the Shetlanders. Ridiculous accent as well, even worse type out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted September 3, 2013 Author Share Posted September 3, 2013 Expensive restaurants who present their dishes with a smear of some sort of sauce across the bottom of the plate. Stop it, it looks awful. Why would something resembling a skid mark in a public toilet bowl look remotely appetising? Restaurants or bars that use stupid shaped or wooden plates. Annoying and the wooden ones are not hygienic. Places that add optional service charges onto the final bill. Just **** off, i'll decide how much of a gratuity I leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 My mum's decided she's going to do the 5/2 diet. Ffs, mum. So much seethe right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted September 4, 2013 Author Share Posted September 4, 2013 Sharon Osbourne. Moron. No-one cares about your opinions about anything you talentless plastic faced old boot. In fact, all Osbournes who are not Ozzy should be banned from leaving their house or speaking to anyone. Shower of ****s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Quaresma Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Circular saws, buzz saws, stihl saws, whatever - Awful, just awful; those people need a doing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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